title: The John Larroquette Show

Season 1

title: Pilot

overview: Recovering alcoholic John Hemingway takes the job of night manager in a seedy bus station, where a robbery and a missing bus test his resolve to stay sober.

title: Pilot

title: Die erste Nacht

job: Director

department: Directing

job: Writer

department: Writing

character: Max Dumas

type: GuestStar

character: Con Woman

character: Man in Phone Booth

character: Mrs. Shenker

character: The Robber

character: Mike

character: Customer in Men's Room

character: Leonard Shenker

character: Teddi

title: Thirty Day Chip

overview: John goes 30 days without alcohol, and wants to get back together with his wife. Before he can reach her, she serves him with divorce papers.

title: Thirty Day Chip

title: Wer gibt hier auf?

character: Chester

character: Walker

character: Bob

character: Dave

character: Woman

character: Louis

character: Sailor

title: Celibate!

overview: John is not about to celebrate when his sponsor orders him to be celibate -- especially when it's for six long months.

title: Celibate!

title: Die keusche Konsequenz

character: Lisa

character: Kid

title: This is Not a Step

overview: John's mother, an inveterate con artist, begs him to bail her out of jail, and then becomes the obvious suspect when a batch of credit card slips goes missing from the bus station.

title: This is Not a Step

title: Mutter Edna

character: Todd

character: John's Mother

character: Passenger

character: Slappy

title: The Unforgiven

overview: John takes stock of himself while helping a runaway teen realize that she can go home.

title: The Unforgiven

title: Die Lebensbeichte

character: Lori

character: Thief

character: Clyde

character: Kevin

title: Pros and Cons

overview: A fellow con artist from John's drinking days offers to cut him in on a lucrative real-estate scam; a bounty hunter is taking an incredibly naive Mississippi teenager to face a ten-year sentence.

title: Pros and Cons

title: Geld gibt man nicht zurück

character: Oscar

title: Jumping Off the Wagon

overview: Badgered by an extortionist, bedeviled by a work slowdown and befuddled by his sponsor's drinking, John feels like he's teetering on a ""tightrope of sobriety.""

title: Jumping Off the Wagon

title: Wenn der Eismann kommt

title: The Past Comes Back

overview: A startled John begins questioning his sexuality after another male alcoholic visits to make amends -- by apologizing for seducing him.

title: The Past Comes Back

title: Johns Doppelleben

title: There's a Mister Hitler Here to See You

overview: John's given food for thought when an old writer friend bases his first book on John's bacchanalian past, a neo-Nazi named Steve Hitler demands to charter a bus, with support from the ACLU, and a sleazy health inspector threatens Dexter with blackmail.

title: There's a Mister Hitler Here to See You

title: Amends

overview: John tries to make amends to ex-wife Carol and son Tony he ran out on.

title: Amends

title: Johns Schuttbeseitigung

title: Newcomer

overview: John's passionate love affair hits a snag when his perfect woman joins AA -- and must be celibate for six months.

title: Newcomer

title: Der Neuzugang

title: My Hero

overview: John's nephew Bobby learns the meaning of tough love when he shows up at the bus station for a wild evening with the man who taught him to drink.

title: My Hero

title: Das große Vorbild

title: God

overview: John gets hooked into a crap game and finds himself being forced to pray at gunpoint by Mahalia; Dexter discovers that his new girlfriend is a hooker.

title: God

title: Die Sache mit Yvonne

title: The Big Slip

overview: John's order to train his boss's harebrained nephew, who been in AA for a year but is still a basketcase.

title: The Big Slip

title: Der große Ausrutscher

title: Death and Dishonor

overview: John's son tries to form a father-son relationship; Chester disappears and is found dead; John must deal with a battle to the death between Mahalia and her sister Linda, who stole Mahalia's first husband.

title: Death and Dishonor

title: Die böse Schwester

title: Don't Drink and Drive Nuclear Waste

overview: Entrusted for a few moments with the official United State inch, John can't resist peeking -- and damages it; meanwhile, he worries over a bus driver who drinks but denies it.

title: Don't Drink and Drive Nuclear Waste

title: Von Neugier getrieben

title: Eggs

overview: Hemingway and Dexter get stuck together in a crummy motel with a cage full of chickens; when a baby is abandoned in the station dumpster, Officer Eggers kidnaps it.

title: Eggs

title: Das Huhn und das Ei

title: Another Average Night

overview: John's girlfriend turns out to be married -- when her husband confronts John with a gun; Mahalia's estranged husband arrives.

title: Another Average Night

title: Finger weg von Tammy

title: Dirty Deeds

overview: At a drag show, John runs into his old college roommate, who's playing Marlene Dietrich; Mahalia is targeted anew by a blackmailer she thought she'd paid off.

title: Dirty Deeds

title: Alles verkehrt

title: John and Carol

overview: Carol is furious when Tony leaves her to stay with John; Mahalia worries about her brooding son Dante.

title: John and Carol

title: Neue, heiße Leidenschaft

title: Grit

overview: Officer Eggers develops a crush on John after he rescues her from a gunman; Dexter's business languishes after a customer puts a curse on the diner.

title: Grit

title: Der böse Fluch

title: Date Night

overview: Dexter is outraged when his sister strikes up a friendship with Hemingway, Mahalia is overjoyed to hear her first boyfriend is coming to visit, Carly reports to Hemingway that she was sent out on a house call -- to his son.

title: Date Night

title: Alte Liebe rostet doch

title: Wasted Lives

overview: John accidentally gets high on marijuana brownies, Hampton gets an unusual request from his long-estranged father, actor Joe Pesci studies a homeless man living at the bus station as research for a role.

title: Wasted Lives

title: Absolut high

title: A Dark and Stormy Night

overview: Hemingway is feeling suicidal on his birthday, but discovers new meaning when the entire bus station is held host age by a gun-toting lunatic.

title: A Dark and Stormy Night

title: Die Geburtstagsgeisel

title: Season 1

title: Changes

overview: John moves into a more upscale apartment and is immediately attracted to his new neighbour, a nurse on the night shift.

title: Changes

title: Catherine

title: Hiding Out

overview: Dexter hides from an angry girlfriend in John's apartment, foiling John's amorous intent with his new neighbour.

title: Hiding Out

title: Die Frau in Eggers

title: A Bird in the Hand

overview: Carly asks John if he wants to have a serious relationship with her -- just after Catherine has indicated that she is interested, then both come to his housewarming party.

title: A Bird in the Hand

title: Zwischen zwei Frauen

title: Good News/Bad News

overview: John takes a company physical and is assured not to worry about his high cholesterol level, then the doctor drops dead, prompting John to seek lifestyle advice from Catherine. Meanwhile, Gene and Mahalia both find new loves: Gene's is Sara, a lovely ice skater, but Mahalia's turns out to be another con artist she met at a group for ""single Latinos over 30 who've recently remembered childhood abuse through hypnosis.""

title: Good News/Bad News

title: Gene im 7. Himmel

title: The Tutor

overview: John and Catherine can't seem to get together for a date because of John's problems with others: Dexter needs him to play tutor for a high school equivalency exam, and Mahalia needs him to help sober up Oscar for a visit from a social worker.

title: The Tutor

title: Alle für Oscar!

title: Acting Alone

overview: The guys gather at John's apartment to view what they think is a vintage porn film, but instead find themselves viewing footage of national security importance -- the assassination of JFK. Meanwhile, Eggers decides she wants to be a mother; and we learn something startling about Oscar's mysterious past.

title: Acting Alone

title: Wenn der CIA kommt

title: Vacation

overview: With Dexter's help, John practices driving so he can renew his license for a vacation with Catehrine; meanwhile, Boyz II Men trade a performance for bus repair.

title: Vacation

title: Urlaubspläne

title: The Book of Rachel

overview: A young woman informs John that he's one of three men who could be her biological father.

title: The Book of Rachel

title: Schnelles Vaterglück

title: Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left to Lose, But Then So's Desperate

overview: Catherine gets the wrong idea when she spies John dancing with Carly, Mahalia is cheered by a passenger passing through.

title: Kleiner Tanz mit großen Folgen

title: Just Like a Woman

overview: Dexter dates a beautiful woman who shares John's name, and when Dexter kisses her, he can only see John's face.

title: Just Like a Woman

title: Wieder mal die erste Nacht

title: A Cult to the System

overview: John is upset when his son joins a religious cult, and enlists Dexter's help; Egger's embarassing parents visit.

title: A Cult to the System

title: Tony und die Sekte

title: The Job

overview: John, Mahalia, Dexter and Heavy Gene apply for a better playing job at a New Orleans bus station.

title: The Job

title: Ein verlockender Job

title: Faith

overview: Good fortune follows the appearance of a faint image of Christ on the bus station's wall.

title: Faith

title: Die Erscheinung

title: The Defiant One

overview: John's mouthing off to the police lands him in jail with musician-author Kinky Friedman, Catherine learns about Carly's past, Eggers practices her mothering skills on Mahalia's daughter Lucy.

title: The Defiant One

title: Eine Nacht im Knast

title: Wrestling Matches

overview: John tries to help a famed '70s poet (Cassidy) onto the wagon, while attempting to get his second ex-wife pay his first ex-wife's son's college tuition, the bus station bar and lunch counter become the trendiest places in town, a lesbian customer challenges Officer Hampton to an arm-wrestling match.

title: Wrestling Matches

title: Gretchen und die jungen Männer

title: Whipping Post

overview: Carly's 21-year-old brother has eyes for Catherine, but his age -- and John -- aren't the only obstacles to winning her heart: despite his fabulous income from bike racing, he is illiterate.

title: Whipping Post

title: Scharfe Konkurrenz

title: Bad Pennies

overview: Catherine has two house guests: a seven-year-old niece, who invests in Dexter's nine-ball skills, and her jazz musician ex-husband, who wants her back.

title: Bad Pennies

title: Glück im Spiel?

title: Time Out

overview: Old flames resurface after John and Catherine agree to take a break to assess the direction of their relationship.

title: Time Out

title: Auszeit

title: In the Pink

overview: Mahalia's crash diet lands her in the hospital on the night John must attend Carly's fundraising party, so Dexter must man the bus station alone.

title: In the Pink

title: Mahalia und die Schlankheitspillen

title: You Bet Your Life

overview: A canine is the centerpiece of the bus station's new security system, Catherine and John try living together, and John's former art professor show up to announce he has incurable cancer and intends to commit suicide.

title: You Bet Your Life

title: Zu früh gewagt

title: Rachel Redux

overview: John's daughter appears topless in a skin magazine, Officer Eggers holds an attractive stranger hostage unless he agrees to impregnate her.

title: Rachel Redux

title: Die Tochter im Herrenmagazin

title: Several Unusual Love Stories

overview: Catherine breaks up with John because ""things are too good"", Dexter discovers that his new love Annie has a surprising past, Mahalia loses her new dog, and John's suspicions are aroused by the kindly gentleman who returns it.

title: Several Unusual Love Stories

title: Die „zu schöne“ Beziehung

title: The Wedding

title: The Wedding

title: John und die Ehe

title: And the Heat Goes On

overview: John searches for a lost package and Carly mulls a marriage proposal.

title: And the Heat Goes On

title: Carlys Heiratsantrag

title: Season 2

Season 3

title: More Changes

overview: John finally proposes to Catherine, she accepts, and everyone shows up for the wedding -- except the bride and groom. John accepts Carly's eager proposition to come home with her for the evening. But he disappoints Carly by proclaiming that he still loves Catherine. Mahalia advises John to call a psychiatrist, but after John reveals his deepest feelings--and his identity--he's mortified to realize that he's talking to radio psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane live on the air. Determined to win Catherine back, John asks Catherine to marry him. Meanwhile, the St. Louis, Missouri Crossroads Bus Terminal begins closing at midnight.

title: More Changes

title: Hochzeit ohne Brautpaar?

title: Even More Changes

overview: John reconciles with Catherine, who takes on a new enterprise by buying the bus bar from Carly and turning it into a jazz club; the entire crew switches to the day shift; and Eggers introduces her beloved dog -- which turns out to be a wild wolf.

title: Even More Changes

title: Bar mit Bus

title: Rachel and Tony

overview: John's daughter and son hit town at the same time, and John decides to tell each of them about the other's existence. John's children by different mothers, Rachel and Tony, each unaware that the other exists, meet at the bus terminal. Rachel is in town for a memorial concert by the band Grateful Dead, and Tony has ended his studies at Yale University, although he claims he's on vacation. Not knowing that they're related, they become attracted to each other. When they go on a date, John panics and tries to find them before they become physically involved. Meanwhile, Mahalia persistently tries to seduce an attractive traveler, despite his protests that he is not available. Feeling guilty, she goes to confession at church and finds out he's a priest.

title: Rachel and Tony

title: Brüderlein und Schwesterlein

title: A Moveable Feast

overview: After he discovers a collection of short stories he wrote as a young man, earnest John Hemingway enters a writing contest that could send him to Paris, and Catherine hints that she'd like to accompany him. Unfortunately, the story is from John's alcoholic period, and he actually may not have written it: acerbic newspaper chief editor Otto Friedling accuses John of plagiarizing Ernest Hemingway. In a black-and-white fantasy sequence, John's autobiographical story comes to life, with the fantasy John Hemingway (Miller) a would-be writer for whose love both Catherine and Carly vie.

title: A Moveable Feast

title: Ein echter Hemingway

title: Johns

overview: Catherine accepts a date with a stranger -- who thinks she's plying Carly's former trade. Meanwhile, the crew from TV's ""Cops"" rides with Hampton and Eggers, and Dexter is mistaken for a bank robber.

title: Johns

title: Bankraub aus Versehen

title: Night Moves

overview: After a burglary in the apartment building where John and Catherine live, he seizes the chance to play on her vulnerability; Dexter's mom and Cathy's beau have something in common. Catherine is very scared when a thief breaks into the building she lives in. John exaggerates the danger, figuring that if she's frightened she'll want him around. Meanwhile, Carly introduces everybody at the terminal to her millionaire boyfriend, Karl. To Dexter's dismay, his visiting mother recognizes Karl from when she worked as his nanny.

title: Night Moves

title: Nur keine Panik!

title: An Odd Cup of Tea

overview: Dexter accompanies John on a visit to his boyhood home in Chicago -- where John learns his departed father never departed. Meanwhile, Hampton gets flowers from his male doctor.

title: An Odd Cup of Tea

title: Danke für die Blumen!

title: Love on the Line

overview: John tells Catherine that she would love him if she could forget about their past together. Later, he logs onto an computer on-line service as ""Fitzgerald"" and types flirtatious messages to a user named ""Ella."" The two seem perfect for each other and arrange a date -- only to discover that ""Ella"" is of course Catherine. Meanwhile, Dexter tries to convince filmmaker Spike Lee to let him cater the meals for Spike and his film crew while they are in St. Louis. When the overzealous Dexter accidentally injures Spike, who ends up in the hospital, the film company hires Dexter to impersonate Spike in the film until he recovers. Also, John represents Mahalia during a deposition with an opposing lawyer in her custody battle for her children but does more damage than good, while Mahalia almost ruins her case by dating the lawyer.

title: Love on the Line

title: Ella aus dem Internet

title: Master Class

overview: Dexter joins John for a writing class, where another student entrances John -- until she writes a cruel character study of him. Meanwhile, Dexter's bizarre piece of fiction is popular with the class, and John forgets a favor he promised Mahalia -- who finds herself one of three women who shows up at a rage management seminar harboring resentment towards John. Catherine is upset because she ended her relationship with John; Carly is angry that he rejected her; and Mahalia is mad because he sometimes acts like her divorced husband.

title: Master Class

title: Schriftsteller unter sich

title: Ring of Fire

overview: John assures Mahalia that he'll talk to her younger sister Venus about her overly seductive behavior and reckless living. But a case of mistaken identity causes him to end up in the bedroom with the alluring Venus instead. Meanwhile, Gene reluctantly agrees to make his professional boxing debut as the ""Jolting Janitor,"" fighting against Tyrone Brisco, with Dexter as his manager.

title: Ring of Fire

title: Sieben bis elf Tage

title: John's Lucky Day

overview: On his ""lucky day,"" John attends the wedding of Mahali'a ex and bets Catherine's IRS payment money on a horse instead of depositing it in her bank -- just the beginning of a scenario in which he ends up in hospital. John wins, but the guy who brokers the bet; Norm steals the money and flees. John must take Dexter and Gene to find the formidable Norm at a sleazy downtown bar and get the money back before Catherine finds out. Meanwhile, Mahalia is furious when she learns that her shiftless ex-husband is marrying a sophisticated woman. She vents her anger in a letter to him, but the letter gets delivered to the wrong man.

title: John's Lucky Day

title: Ein schlimmer Glückstag

title: Black and White and Red All Over

overview: After John writes a scathing negative newspaper review of performance artist Amanda Cox, she professes respect for his critical opinion and seductively lures him to her loft -- where she exacts her revenge with an unforgettable show involving John and a concealed live audience. Unfortunately, Catherine and her mother, Louise Merrick are part of that audience. John vows revenge with some trickery of his own but is again humiliated. Meanwhile, Catherine bribes her friends at the bus terminal to exaggerate her status to make her mother proud; and Hampton practices being a Buckingham Palace guard.

title: Black and White and Red All Over

title: Auf offener Bühne

title: The Housewarming

overview: Mahalia starts a second career selling real estate, and Carly's millionaire boyfriend Karl is one of her first clients, buying a fabulous house and allowing John live there for free while Karl is traveling. When Carly helps John decorate the house, they consider acting on their romantic feelings for each other -- until a frighteningly jealous Catherine almost burns down the building accidentally.

title: The Housewarming

title: Flammen im Paradies

title: Cosmetic Perjury

overview: When Eggers consults a plastic surgeon for a breast reduction, John considers a nip-and-tuck when he fears he looks older than his 45 years.

title: Cosmetic Perjury

title: Falten im Gesicht

title: The Train Wreck

overview: Is it destiny that hooks up John with a pretty yoga instructor for a health spa vacation that he planned with Catherine? If so, why is Catherine on their train? Alone at first, Catherine meets her former high school boyfriend, Todd; and John, who has dumped the annoying Penelope, now does everything he can to keep Catherine from reuniting with Todd.

title: The Train Wreck

title: Winke des Schicksals

title: Some Call Them Beasts

overview: John makes a bad impression upon meeting his favorite author Jackson Bishop, but Dexter's friendship with the writer leads to a second chance for John -- and a second faux pas when he succumbs to a seductive model who, unbeknownst to John, is Jackson's wife.

title: Some Call Them Beasts

title: Der Lieblingsautor

title: Here We Go Again

overview: A parody of Sunset Boulevard, with Betty White as the Norma Desmond of TV who has written ""Golden Girls: The Musical"" and entices John into rewriting it, with Catherine as lyricist, and staging it in the bus terminal (with John press ganged into the role of Dorothy when Catherine mysteriously goes missing).

title: Here We Go Again

title: Golden Girls – Das Musical

title: The Dance

overview: John gives Catherine dancing lessons, but she won't let him lead; Mahalia and Carly gives Eggers a makeover to prepare her for a date; Dexter and Gene run the Raincheck Room for a night while arguing about who's in charge; Hampton challenges himself to survive an entire work shift without eating a donut; and the elephant recently seen marauding around the city makes its nocturnal home in the bus station.

title: The Dance

title: Wer führt hier?

title: A Night to Remember

overview: It happened one night, nearly a decade ago. Or so says John, who recalls a visit he made to the bus station in 1987, when he first encountered Catherine and had a profound impact on his current friends.

title: A Night to Remember

title: Ein Körnchen Wahrheit

title: Independence Day

overview: Mahalia accidentally gets the byline for John's article on racial equality, but when the piece wins a prize of an electric car, John happily assumes the role of ""Mr. Sanchez,"" a ""light-skinned"" Hispanic. Continuing the charade, John tries to impress a sexy Basque activist and ends up leading a radical Basque political group. Upset that John is capitalizing on the troubles of a minority group for glory and romance, Mahalia gets revenge by conspiring with the Basques to fool him into appearing as Abraham Lincoln in her son's school play. Meanwhile, when Gene asks Dexter to be his infant son's godfather, Dexter realizes that he was never baptized. Fearing that he will go to hell when he dies, Dexter convinces a street preacher to baptize him. Unfortunately, the marauding elephant scares the preacher away and sprays Dexter with holy water -- which he interprets as a sign from God.

title: Independence Day

title: Senor Sanchez

title: Hello, Baby, Hello

overview: John eagerly accepts when Catherine asks him to father her child, but it's a problematic plan. Meanwhile, Dexter is a housemate in a project similar to MTV's The Real World, a reality-based television show called ""Reality House."" He moves into a rent-free loft with six roommates that he has never met, and their actions are all recorded by an ever-present camera crew. However, Dexter violates the group's cardinal rule --always be ""real"" -- by repeatedly advertising his lunch counter.

title: Hello, Baby, Hello

title: Ohne Zweifel blau!

title: Intern Writer

overview: Fancying himself a newspaperman, John gets an apprenticeship as an intern at a major St. Louis daily, where he thinks he's stumbled upon a murder -- the mysterious death of the paper's published -- which John concludes was committed by his boss. During their sleuthing for clues, John and Catherine ascend in a hot-air balloon flown by a man named Charlie.

title: Intern Writer

title: Ein klarer Fall von Onkelmord

title: Running for Carly

overview: John reluctantly agrees to help Carly's rich, moronic boyfriend Karl campaign for the state senate, but after learning that Karl wants Carly only as a showpiece, John decides to run himself and saves Carly from a loveless marriage by purposefully losing a key debate.

title: Running for Carly

title: Ein miserabler Auftritt

title: Happy Endings

overview: Now that they're both free and clear, Carly and John agree to a date, but advice from Dexter keeps them apart -- at first. Later on, nothing can. No longer a bum, Oscar opens a shoeshine stand in the bus station. Unfortunately, no one is brave enough to sit under the giant shoe sign hanging menacingly overhead. Meanwhile, John's landlord, Mr. Soulaymanulo comes to the station to berate John for causing a high electricity bill with his electric car. Mr. Soulaymanulo and Mahalia are immediately attracted and begin dating. Later, John gets a huge rebate from the government for driving the electric car, and he pays his landlord extra. When John announces that he and Carly are getting married, everyone expects that some sort of disaster will prevent it. At the wedding, Hampton accidentally reveals that he is a homosexual. Then, after John and Carly exchange vows, Catherine arrives and tells Dexter that she is pregnant with John's child...

title: Happy Endings

title: Die Schallmauer der Lust

title: Season 3

Season 4

title: Untying the Knot

overview: Picking up from last season's cliffhanger, this season's premiere polishes off the nuptials between John and Carly. In short order, at the bus station reception, Catherine drops the bombshell to the glowing groom that she's pregnant with John's child â€” portending a connubial future that's no piece of cake. As a stop-gap solution to the staggering dilemma, the odd trio move in together, and soon see that three is anything but company.

title: Untying the Knot

title: Ehe zu dritt?

title: Mother of the Year

overview: Thanks to John's contest-winning, double-edged essay, Mahalia is named Mother of the Year and faces a custody battle for her kids. The article spurs a home visit from a suspicious child welfare investigator (guest Adams) -- just when taskmaster ""El Capitan"" John is babysitting -- and a custody hearing in which Mahalia and John face off against Mahalia's ex, Stewie, Sr.

title: Mother of the Year

title: Die Büchse der Pandora

title: Bathing with Ernest Hemingway

overview: Attempting to share John's love of literature, Carly signs up for a course on Ernest Hemingway. In exchange, John agrees to a fitness programme -- with Eggers as his all too personal trainer.

title: Bathing with Ernest Hemingway

title: Ran an den Speck!

title: The Blues Traveller

overview: Ray Charles has agreed to perform at Catherine's bar, and John must pick him up at the airport. Meanwhile, after Carly breaks up with him, John's denial is so deep he thinks his therapist is interested in him romantically instead of professionally.

title: The Blues Traveller

title: Taxi für Ray Charles

title: Copies

overview: Dexter's estranged father comes to see John's autobiographical play about father-son issues, continually rewritten after comments by the copy shop attendant.

title: Copies

title: Isosceles Love Triangle

overview: After John gives Eggers advice on how to get the man of her dreams, she uses the opportunity to get him to agree to be her date for a Halloween party. Meanwhile, Gene must prove his mettle by cleaning up a toxic chemical spill.

title: Isosceles Love Triangle

title: Der Angestellte des Monats

title: Napping to Success

overview: New policies eliminate hugs and napping in the workplace. John's son gets thrown out of Yale after feigning insanity, but lands on his feet by becoming John's new boss. John quits his job in protest and says that he will concentrate on his writing. Eggers dates a Christ-like figure.

title: Napping to Success

title: Mittagsschlaf verboten!

title: Cheeses H. Taste

overview: John wants to dictate his screenplay, so he buys a tape recorder from a disreputable electronics retailer. It is ruined by accidentally pouring Cheese H. Taste salad dressing on it and John schemes to get his money refunded by purchasing subsequent recorders with warranties. Hampton volunteers to wear an ""stun vest"" but its remote control falls into the wrong hands. Dexter has trouble breaking up with Jocelyn.

title: Cheeses H. Taste

title: Immer wieder Käsesoße!

title: When Yussel Learned to Yodel

overview: John decides to relive his old New Orleans radio days by becoming ""The Night Hawk"" and hosts a local late night radio program - but has trouble staying awake. A girl rejects Dexter for being out of touch with contemporary black culture. To compensate, he becomes a rapper, but after experiencing ""rapper's block"" he steals Oscar's old song. The women become shoes buddies by pooling their shoes to account for each having two different size feet.

title: When Yussel Learned to Yodel

title: Wenn der Nachtfalke schnarcht

title: Humble Pi

overview: Employees of the bus station must take physicals and a general knowledge test to get reduced insurance rates. John discovers that his college degree is not valid and he is not exempt from the test. He cannot grasp geometry and his worst dream comes true when he tries to cheat on the test. Hampton becomes a mounted policeman to attract attention.

title: Humble Pi

title: Pi mal Daumen

title: Friends

overview: John needs a buddy relationship and goes hunting with Hampton. It becomes an adventure when the truck won't start and they are stranded in the woods. Mahalia drops hints about her upcoming birthday so the gang tricks her into helping plan her own party by saying that it is for Oscar. Jealous that someone else is getting a party, she decides to make awful plans so that the party will be ruined.

title: Friends

title: Die Nacht der Jäger

title: Pandora's Box

overview: Carly's past intimidates John during their honeymoon. Dexter accepts $10,000 to rename his lunch counter.

title: Pandora's Box

title: Season 4

overview: The John Larroquette Show is an American television sitcom .The show was a vehicle for John Larroquette following his run as Dan Fielding on Night Court. The series takes place in a seedy bus terminal in St. Louis, Missouri and originally focused on the somewhat broken people who worked the night shift, and in particular, the lead character's battle with alcoholism.

title: The John Larroquette Show

title: Nachtschicht mit John


title: Boston Common

status: Ended

Season 1

title: Pilot

overview: Boyd arrives in Boston with his sister Wyleen. While she is attending Randolph Harrington College, he gets a job as a handyman at the Student Union.

title: Pilot

type: Crew

character: Sherman

character: Jack

character: Student

character: Ben

title: Out, Out, Damn Jack!

overview: Boyd uses Leonard to get Jack to take an offer from Stanford, so he can have Joy to himself. Wyleen finds another student who's also having trouble adjusting to college life.

title: Out, Out, Damn Jack!

character: Andy

character: Liz

title: I Thee Endow

overview: Wyleen is the subject of a student film, showing her daily life. When Jack doesn't seem to want to make the effort, Boyd takes the challenge of raising the funds to keep the school's non-essential programs alive, including Joy's storytelling program.

title: I Thee Endow

character: Director

character: Frat Guy #1

character: Frat Guy #2

character: Frat Guy #3

character: Wesley Butterfield

character: Frat Guy

title: Relationship of Fools

overview: Joy asks Boyd to double-date with Jack and her friend Anna. Boyd uses the chance to get closer to Joy. Meanwhile, Wyleen tries to have a relationship with Morgan.

title: Relationship of Fools

character: Morgan

character: Anna

character: Waiter

title: Boyd Gets Shrunk

overview: At Jack's suggestion, Wyleen see the school therapist to help with her problems with Boyd. The therapist suggests bringing Boyd in for a session. Leonard's brother is coming for visit and he isn't prepared to see him.

title: Boyd Gets Shrunk

character: Leon

character: Dr. Nidorf

title: Virginia Reeling

overview: Boyd plans a group outing for line dancing at a country bar. Wyleen gets the opportunity to be a country singer. Leonard confesses to having a dream about Liz and is nervous about making another date.

title: Virginia Reeling

character: Aubrey McLean

character: Dancer

title: Hope Springs a Leak

overview: Joy wants to break up with Jack after kissing Boyd. Tasha offers to manage Wyleen's singing career. Leonard is asked by the college president to sponsor a Russian student.

title: Hope Springs a Leak

title: Autumn 'Foilage'

overview: Wyleen gets a job working for Professor Reed. When Boyd wants to take Joy on a ride in his car, he encounters some trouble getting his car out of the impound lot. Tasha wants her overdue raise.

title: Autumn 'Foilage'

title: Everybody's Stalking

overview: Wyleen gets hooked on fat-free cookies. Leonard wins free groceries and the ensuing publicity photo gets him a disciple who thinks he's the messiah. Boyd tries to follow Joy's wish that they take a break from each other.

title: Everybody's Stalking

title: A Streetcar Named Denial

overview: Boyd starts a side-business selling Tuna sandwiches with Tasha and Leonard's help. Wyleen has a hard time pleasing her drama teacher.

title: A Streetcar Named Denial

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: Everything's Coming Up Sub-Rosas

overview: Wyleen discovers a there is a secret woman's society on campus and decides she needs to join them. Butterfield schedules to meet with Leonard about something.

title: Everything's Coming Up Sub-Rosas

title: Conspiracy of Dunces

overview: Tasha detects that Joy might be a bit jealous of Boyd. Wyleen learns about conspiracy theories and hidden agendas from Professor Reed. Leonard gives up his job at the cafeteria to go on unemployment and spend his time in the park, where he makes new friends.

title: Conspiracy of Dunces

title: This Ain't No Party, This Ain't No Disco ...

overview: Tasha suggests to Jack that he recruit Boyd to organize a surprise party for Joy's birthday, a date he'd forgotten. President Butterfield tries to inform Leonard that his funding has been cut.

title: Mercury Retrograde

overview: Tasha sets Boyd up on a blind date. Joy accidentally calls Jack "Boyd". Leonard helps Tasha move into her newly painted office. Wyleen, still working for Professor Reed, must listen to him deal with losing Joy.

title: Mercury Retrograde

title: The War Room

overview: Wyleen decides to run for president of the freshman class.

title: The War Room

title: Trustee and Sympathy

overview: Boyd searches for the name of the landlord of their building, since the heat has been off for the past two days. The college entertains an obnoxious alumnus, who is funding the establishment of a new media center.

title: Trustee and Sympathy

title: A Triage Grows in Boston

overview: Boyd and Wyleen host the Pritchett family barbecue. Joy seems to get very tired, every time her pending wedding to Jack is mentioned. Leonard has a part-time job delivering meals to shut-ins and his first stop won't let him go. Wyleen is struck on the head by a flying pork chop that brings them to the hospital.

title: A Triage Grows in Boston

title: Gobble, Gobble, Aggch!

overview: Wyleen and Boyd decide to hold a get-together for Thanksgiving. Wyleen invites Cookie in hopes of getting a part in the spring play. Jack and Joy try to spend their holiday working at a homeless shelter that is filled mostly with yuppie volunteers.

title: Gobble, Gobble, Aggch!

title: Coming Clean

overview: Boyd struggles to pay Wyleen's tuition for next semester. To raise funds, he gets a part time job working as a janitor. Leonard and Wyleen also take janitorial positions. Jack learns about the finer points of the student body and relationships from Professor Weaver.

title: Coming Clean

title: Arts and Craftiness

overview: Leonard is traveling home to his mother's for the holidays and his joke about a bomb at airport security gets him and Wyleen held for questioning. Tasha performance review is coming up. Jack would like Joy to take her art work a little more seriously.

title: Arts and Craftiness

title: The Finals Curtain

overview: Trying to study for her finals, Wyleen is fighting a cold, Boyd's interruptions and Jack's cryptic messages about the content of the final. Boyd cons the campus radio station manager into letting them use the station equipment. Instead of cutting a tape, Boyd lets Leonard rave out over the air about the blues he's feeling.

title: The Finals Curtain

title: Soup to Nuts

overview: Everybody wants to have lunch with Boyd so they can get his advice. Wyleen wants to him to be there when she has lunch with the newly reformed Cookie. Joy wants advice about her pending wedding to Jack. Tasha wants assistance with her husband Darrell. Leonard worries about talking about radio in front of Jack's students.

title: Soup to Nuts

title: A Night in Camelot

overview: Boyd and Jack discover a pair of shoes that might have once belonged to JFK. After displaying their lack of knowledge, Tasha tells Boyd they should try to get some culture. Everyone else is imagining what they can do with the money from the sale of the shoes.

title: A Night in Camelot

title: Commander-in-Grief

overview: When a new president is selected for the college, Boyd loses a job. Cookie expresses an interest in Leonard.

title: Commander-in-Grief

title: His and Herpes

overview: Wyleen develops a large cold sore on her upper lip. Boyd frets over the color of his teeth as he begins to work his new job. The crisis center is in danger of losing its funding, Boyd's first case as student liaison. Joy and Jack discuss their relationship.

title: His and Herpes

title: Extra Credit

overview: The college rolls out a new credit card program that it locates in the student union. Wyleen's been approved and begins to spend and spend. Leonard is caught in the middle of Jack and Joy's separation as well as Boyd and Tasha's disagreement about their need for office space.

title: Extra Credit

title: The Occidental Purists

overview: Wyleen gets the lead in the play The Tea Ceremony. Joy arranges a date for Tasha and also tries to fix her hair. Leonard reluctantly agrees to become the editor for Jack's new book, but becomes a replacement for Joy.

title: The Occidental Purists

title: Heres to You, Mrs. Byrnes

overview: Joy's mother comes for a visit and takes more of a liking to Boyd than is comfortable for him. Leonard needs an insurance physical and gets an appointment with Tasha's gynecologist. Wyleen is also going there because she is thinking about making the next step in her relationship with Drake.

title: Heres to You, Mrs. Byrnes

title: I.D. Endow

overview: Boyd and others are against a tuition increase proposed by Cross. Wyleen wants to borrow money to obtain a fake ID. Leonard's guest for his radio show is Tasha's estranged grandfather.

title: I.D. Endow

title: To Bare is Human

overview: A men's magazine want to do a layout featuring the women of Harrington. Leonard gets a date with a former centerfold. Cross takes Joy out to dinner at the same time Jack takes the editor of the men's magazine.

title: To Bare is Human

title: A Cross to Bear

overview: Cross is going to be featured on a public television program called American Mind as a prominent educator. Boyd is tired of paying for everything and wants Wyleen to get a job.

title: A Cross to Bear

title: Sophomore's Choice

overview: Cross gets on Tasha for disciplining the son of a major college benefactor. Wyleen tells Boyd it is time for him to move out. He looks for a place to stay and winds up with Tasha. Joy is hired by Cross as a professor in Jack's department.

title: Sophomore's Choice

title: Season 2

overview: After moving to Boston from Virginia, to spy on his sister who just started college, Boyd finds himself working for the student union where he raises hell more often than he should.

title: Boston Common


title: Son of the Beach

type: Backdrop

key: LFnHdtEoSHQ

name: Notch Johnson`s funny jokes, scene`s and quotes

site: YouTube

type: Clip

Son of the Beach Intro

type: Trailer

Son of the beach in Vietnam

key: plpegzAPjQI

type: Teaser

Specials

title: Baby Oil Montage

title: Baby Oil Montage

title: Behind the Scenes

title: Behind the Scenes

title: Montage Feature

title: Montage Feature

title: Outtakes

title: Outtakes

title: Too Hot for TV

title: Too Hot for TV

title: Trailer Heroes

title: Trailer Heroes

title: Season 0

Season 1

title: With Sex You Get Eggroll

type: Still

overview: The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?

title: With Sex You Get Eggroll

title: K sexu podáváme vaječnou rolku

title: Silence of the Clams

overview: A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.

title: Silence of the Clams

title: Mlčení mlžů

title: In the G-Hetto

overview: When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.

title: In the G-Hetto

title: Notch Johnson pašerákem kokainu

title: Love, Native American Style

overview: Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.

title: Love, Native American Style

title: Láska po indiánsku

title: Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

overview: When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?

title: Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

title: Tanga tangy nenapravíš

title: Fanny and the Professor

overview: The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.

title: Fanny and the Professor

title: Frnda a profesor

title: Eat My Muffin

overview: When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.

title: Eat My Muffin

title: Ochutnej mou buchtičku

character: Vega

character: 'Divine Rod' Petrie

title: Miso Honei

overview: When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.

title: Miso Honei

title: Jasu šukavi

title: South of Her Border

overview: When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.

title: South of Her Border

title: Převrat v Banánové republice

title: Day of the Jackass

overview: Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain ""Buck"" Enteneille has shown up and wants to go. It's even more of a problem when Notch sees him going anyway, with a sniper rifle. Can Notch stop Enteneille from ruining the conference, and still keep his friendship with Buck? Tune in. Also, Jamaica falls in love with an African prince.

title: Day of the Jackass

title: Den osla

title: A Star Is Boned

overview: The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.

title: A Star Is Boned

title: Osobní strážce

title: Attack of the Cocktopuss

overview:
When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world.

Chip sings for a rock band.

title: Attack of the Cocktopuss

title: Kokoťák útočí

title: Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

overview: Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach.   Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.

title: Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

title: Poslední Don v Maliblbicích

title: Season 1

title: B.J. Blue Hawaii

overview: Notch gets honored by the Hawaiian Tropic so he and the gang go to Hawaii.  Notch meets up with an old friend and discovers that his daughter is a drug lord growing Marijuana, Cocaine, Methadone, and Hashish so he and Kimberlee team up to stop her.  Meanwhile, Jamaica and B.J. enter a Miss Hawaiian Tropic Contest.  Also, Chip pretends that he is gay to get the mayor to stop trying to get him in bed.

title: B.J. Blue Hawaii

title: B. J. modrá Havaj

title: From Russia with Johnson

overview: Notch and his unit must stop a Russian terrorist.

title: From Russia with Johnson

title: Johnsonovy pozdravy z Ruska

title: Remember Her Titans

overview: Jamaica's boyfriend has a problem with gambling, and is majorly in debt.  Since Jamaica's boyfriend doesn't have the money, he is told by the bookie that he will let it slide if he throws the game.  When he doesn't agree, he breaks his leg so that he can't play.  Notch decides that he will fill in for him at the game and he is allowed to fill in for him because he never finished high school.  Meanwhile, Kody's father comes to Malibu Adjacent from the U.K. to ask Kody to go back and live with him.

title: Remember Her Titans

title: Nezapomeň na její velké kecky

title: Rod Strikes Back

overview: Rod returns and wants his revenge on everyone, Especially for B.J.; Chip's dog ""shitsu"" (sp?) arrives at Malibu Adjacent and challenges Steve.

title: Rod Strikes Back

title: Rod vrací úder

title: Queefer Madness

overview: The beach is terrorized by a gang of bad boys.

title: Queefer Madness

title: Prdíkovo šílenství!

title: Light My Firebush

overview:
Notch hires his half Indian sister as a life guard and uses savages techniques to help the beach.

B.J. is reunited with her mother Ima Cummings. But her (step) daddy butts in her life and threatens B.J. and Ima's lives.

title: Light My Firebush

title: Křoví Ohnivého keře

title: Chip's a Goy

overview: Needing some R&R, the Gang heads to the tranquil Middle East. Their visit with Notch's Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein, is cut short, however, when evil terrorist group HUMMUS kidnaps Notch. Can the Gang save their fearless leader, or will HUMMUS crush them like so many chickpeas? In the meantime, Chip falls in love with Noccus' daughter, Chcch, and agrees to convert to Judaism. He soon finds this means giving up much more than he bargained for.

title: Chip's a Goy

title: Notch v Izraeli

title: A Tale of Two Johnsons

overview: When an evil crime syndicate clones an operative to look like Notch, the Gang is suddenly seeing double. The real Notch Johnson must stop ""Evil Notch"" from wreaking havoc in Malibu Adjacent. Can Notch beat himself? Also, Kimberlee's old boyfriend, a musician, comes to town and tries to get Kimberlee to come back to him.

title: A Tale of Two Johnsons

title: Příběh dvou Johnsonů

title: It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World

overview: The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent, and someone is killing beautiful, naked women because he feels they are 'Dirty'.  Mayor Anita wants to cover up the story, but SPF-30 is at work cracking the case.  Kimberlee lands a date with the murderer unaware until he arrives to pick her up that he is the killer of all the women.  While on her date, Kimberlee makes a private call to Notch telling him that she is with him but the killer finds out and then tries to kill Kimberlee until Notch and the gang come along to save her.

title: It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World

title: Je to nahý, nahý, nahý svět

title: It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!

overview: Jamaica is chosen as the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle Catastrophe; Notch goes undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School when a student hacks into the shuttle computer and endangers the mission.

title: It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!

title: Apollo 13 v ohrožení

title: The Island of Dr. Merlot

overview: B.J. and Notch crashes on an island while riding in his airplane, Dr. Merlot decides to make them his throphys.

title: The Island of Dr. Merlot

title: Ostrov doktora Merlota

title: The Sexorcist

overview: Jamaica has just come back from her vacation and came back with gifts, including a bottle that everyone was afraid of when she was there.  Jamaica gives the bottle to B.J. and she opens it and becomes possessed by the devil.  Notch has to overcome his past failure at exorcising and get the devil out of B.J. and keep him from repossessing her.  Meanwhile, the Mayor's knack for sexually harassing Chip threatens her career when an uptight reporter, with political aspirations of her own, gets wind.

title: The Sexorcist

title: Vymítač sexu

title: Grand Prix

overview: Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname ""The Frenchman"", is married to Notch's old flame, a beautiful French maiden named Nicorette. After her reappearance on the scene, Notch realizes she's a hard habit to break. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamiaca help save a lesbian bar from going under.

title: Grand Prix

title: Velká cena

title: Area 69

overview: When B.J. is impregnated and then abducted, Notch knows that there's trouble afoot. And when his old Vietnam/F.B.I. buddy Captain Enteneille warns Notch to stay off B.J.'s case, Notch knows that it's time to search for the truth. He and Kimberlee head to the famous secret desert installation, Area 69, where Notch learns more than he bargained for. Back in Malibu Adjacent, Chip and Professor Milosevic enter a local talent contest and are signed by a TV network executive to star in a situation comedy. Hilarity ensues.

title: Area 69

title: Oblast 69

title: Booger Nights

overview:
Quotes:

Notch: ""Here's a picture of my head. And here's a picture of my face.""

title: Booger Nights

title: Žhavé noci

title: Season 2

Season 3

title: Penetration Island

overview: Notch and the gang head to the Island of Bulimia by Tex Finklestein at ""UBM"" wanting higher ratings.  When they get there, they are to play ""Penetration Island"", where the grand prize is $1,000,00.  While everyone is being tempted or seducted by their temptress or temptor, Dirty Sanchez and his gang of Bulimians are on the island and start killing the temptors and temptresses, trying to get their island back.  After being thought he was dead by everyone, Notch and an escaped Porcelain come to save the day as Dirty Sanchez is about to kill off SPF-30.  Afterwards after Notch is shot by Sanchez and his gang, the scene is shown as a scripted part, then revealing that everyone is still alive.

title: Penetration Island

title: Ostrov penetrace

title: Saturday Night Queefer

overview: Johnny Queefer returns to town to take on his dreams of becoming a broadway star. Johnny dances at one point with Porcelain and drops her and she cuts open her breasts and all the saline squirts out.  Because of this, Notch bans all dancing and Kimberlee quits the force because she feels that Notch's rule is unfair.  Johnny still wants to persue his dreams of becoming a broadway dancer so he enters a contest and Kimberlee becomes his dance partner. Notch faces his past of dancing and teaches Johnny and Kimberlee some of his ""moves"" just before the contest so they can have a clear shot at winning.  Only the guy who cheated Notch years ago has come back with his son to challenge Johnny, with Porcelain as his partner.

title: Saturday Night Queefer

title: Horečka sobotní noci Johnyho Prdíka

title: In the Line of Booty

overview: Someone tries to kill rapper Larry ""Biggy"" Little, and Jamaica's new rapper boyfriend is blamed.

title: In the Line of Booty

title: V rytmu gangsta rapu

title: Three Days of the Condom

overview: When Notch's gang finds out that B.J. has gone missing from her D.C. internship, the gang travels to D.C. to find her. Having almost given up, Notch and the SPF-30 finally get their BJ, who is alive but has amnesia and that she is pregnant. Notch questions her employer, Congressman George Bukaki, and soon his unit is embroiled in a government conspiracy. Back home, Chip must try to stop a purse-snatcher at the annual Lez-Aid Faire, where Porcelain is scheming to get famous by playing for the other team.

title: Three Days of the Condom

title: Tři dny kondomu

title: Witness for the Prostitution

overview: Notch is honored at the State Univeristy College of Malibu Adjacent (S.U.C.M.A., home of the Cocks) with the opening of a lavatory science building named after him. But all is not well. After a lifeguard group therapy session (with Chappy as therapist!), Ellen comes in with the news that she's been fired from her job as house mother at the I Eta Pi sorority, where a sister named Tiffany recently committed suicide. Notch smells something fishy, and SPF-30 swings into action: Chip and B.J. accompany Ellen on a stakeout while Porcelain and Jamaica go undercover at the sorority as pledges. Sorority leader Mandy almost immediately offers Porcelain a job working for I Eta Pi's escort service, but she and Jamaica soon find out that the sorority is running a forced prostitution ring, with the knowledge and guidance of the university's Dean Faraday. Notch and the gang rescue the girls before they can be harmed.

title: Witness for the Prostitution

title: Svědek prostituce

title: The Gay Team

overview: A villain named ""Heinous Anus"" (RuPaul) is making young men disappear from the beach, and they are all ending up in a place called ""Gaytrix"".  Chip ends up being captured by Heinous Anus and taken to the Gaytrix so that he turn him gay and clone him.  Notch's army buddy (Alan Thicke) knows where Chip is and how to get there and sends Notch to go after him.  Meanwhile, Porcelain's marriage heats up because of a scheme thought up by B.J. and Jamaica.

title: The Gay Team

title: Gay tým

title: You Only Come Once

overview: Stinkfinger wants revenge on the people of the world because he didn't get workman's compensation because of an explosion that occured where he was working and he seeks revenge by trying to control the weather around the world.  Notch's friend comes to help as Kimberlee, Porcelain, and Notch try to foil Stinkfinger's evil plan.  Meanwhile, Jamaica finds out that her mom is a TV talkshow host named ""Okra"" and that she had abandoned Jamaica when she was little and wants her back.  Later on, Okra becomes injured in a car accident caused by icy roads and Jamaica donates one of her kidneys to her so she can stay alive.

title: You Only Come Once

title: Přicházíš jen dvakrát

title: Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

overview: When foreign lifeguards start getting killed at the Lifeguard of the Year Convention, Notch is forced to watch over his Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein.

title: Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

title: Hamm Stroker: Vysaj mi krev

title: Godfather Knows Best

overview: Jamaica is shocked when Vinnie Fellachio claims to be the father she has never known.

title: Godfather Knows Best

title: Kmotr to ví nejlíp

title: Empty the Dragon

overview: Notch travels to Japan with Kimberlee, Chip and Porcelain for the Nagasaki Fried Chicken (NFC) Karaoke Championships. To Porcelain's dismay, the blonde Kimberlee gets all the attention from the press. Notch gets involved with Binaka, whose crazed vegetarian father has concocted a formula that turns a chicken into a giant beast which is rampaging through Tokyo. The giant chicken captures Kimberlee and things look grim when the Japanese troops prepare to blast the big animal, but Notch comes to the rescue. Also, Chip visits a geisha house, where he gets a big, unexpected surprise.

title: Empty the Dragon

title: Rytíř ze Šanghaje

title: The Long Hot Johnson

overview: Notch's old wet nurse Aunt Jizzy and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their homes. So Notch joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth.  But he doesn't make the smartest move by taking Jamaica along with him posing as his fiance! Bull and his boys are about to make a move on Notch, Jamaica and Kimberlee, but they are rescued by a couple of unlikely allies, Bull's wife Pussy Willow and Porcelain. Also, Chip and B.J. try to help out by going undercover as a married brother and sister.

title: The Long Hot Johnson

title: Jih proti Maliblbicím

title: Taco Lips Now (1)

overview:
In a flashback to Notch's war days, we see how his commanding officer Colonel Kooze ""improperly disposed of"" the village of Tam Pon. Kooze implores Notch to ""never tell"" about this atrocity. Later Notch sees the guilty colonel hanging from a tree, having apparently commited suicide.

Back in the present, Notch's brother Harry Johnson has arrived at Malibu Adjacent. His secret past begins to catch up with Notch, and he is questioned by reporters about the incident at Tam Pon. This leads to his arrest, and as he's being taken into custody, Notch can hardly believe his eyes--in the distance he sees Col. Kooze! Also, Porcelain marries the decrepit old multi-millionaire Nick ""Snuggles"" Pappasmearos so she can inherit his money, but she'll have to contend with his family, including Nick Jr.

title: Taco Lips Now (1)

title: Masakr v Tam-Ponu

title: Jailhouse Notch (2)

overview: Notch is convicted of the war crime and goes to jail, where he meets all sorts of unsavory characters, but soon he breaks out and begins his search for Colonel Kooze so he can clear his name. But there are some surprises back at Malibu Adjacent. Notch's brother Harry is working for Kooze, and part of their evil plan is for Harry to court and propose marriage to Kimberlee. Kimberlee falls for it and accepts Harry's proposal. Meanwhile a court rules against Porcelain and her claim on ""Snuggles'"" will, with the result being that she's now homeless.

title: Jailhouse Notch (2)

title: Notch ve vězení

title: Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)

overview: ""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimberlee's wedding date to the next day. Kooze knows Notch will come when he hears this news and he plans to assassinate him at the wedding. Chip finds out he's in imminent danger of being deported. To avoid this, he convinces a reluctant Jamaica to marry him, which is a great shock to his ""Mootie"" and ""Poopie"" when they arrive for the wedding. Porcelain has now come up with a plan to seduce Nick Jr. into marriage so she can get her hands on the Pappasmearos fortune, so it looks like there's going to be a triple wedding at Malibu Adjacent. Notch sneaks into the SPF-30 headquaters looking for evidence against Kooze, but while he's looking, B.J. goes into labor. Notch helps to deliver her baby, after which the surprise identity of the father is revealed.

title: Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)

title: Špatné zprávy, pane Johnsone

title: Season 3

overview: A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.

title: Son of the Beach

title: SOSатели Малибу

title: A strand gyermeke

overview: A "Baywatch" paródiája Notch Johnsonnal, a világ legnagyobb (...) életmentőjével és SPF-30 egységével.

title: Pobřežní lýtka

title: Son of the Beach


title: The Betty White Show

Season 1

title: Episode 101

title: Episode 101

title: The Betty White Show

original_title: The Betty White Show

original_language: en


title: America This Morning

overview:
America This Morning is an American early morning television news program airing on ABC. The newscast is currently anchored by John Muller and Diana Perez, who also serve as anchors of ABC's overnight news program World News Now. Usually airing following World News Now, it features the day's headlines, live reports from Washington, D.C., national weather and airport impact forecasts, a short SportsCenter update from the late night Los Angeles-based anchors of the ESPN show to account for West Coast scores, and a regular business news segment called America's Money.

The program is broadcast live at 4:00 a.m. Eastern Time, and is transmitted in a continuous half-hour tape delayed loop until 10:00 a.m. ET, when Good Morning America begins in the Pacific Time Zone. The program usually airs as a lead-in to local morning newscasts on most ABC stations, although in the few markets where the ABC station does not produce a morning newscast, it may air in a two- to three-hour loop immediately before the start of GMA.

title: America This Morning

original_title: America This Morning