title: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Specials

title: Bobble Headed Adventures - The Great iPhone Debate

type: Still

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bobble Headed Adventures

site: YouTube

type: Clip

overview:
This week, Gus and Burnie get all hot and bobbled during an intense discussion about the iPhone 5 prior to its release. Who is right, who is wrong?

Audio from RT Podcast #111

job: Other

department: Crew

type: Crew

character: Self

type: GuestStar

character: Self (voice)

title: Bound 4 (Implicit)

overview: Parody of Seth Rogen and James Franco's parody of Kanye West's Bound 2

title: Bound 4 (Implicit)

title: Gus Doesn't Want to Go to Vegas IN 3D!

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus Doesn't Wanna Go to Vegas IN 3D!

overview: A special recreation of the classic tale of Gus refusing to go to Vegas, now with a glorious third dimension! Look at those arms wiggle!

title: Gus Doesn't Want to Go to Vegas IN 3D!

character: Self (voice), Gus Sorola (voice)

title: The Greatest Episode Ever

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Greatest Episode Ever

overview: Jordan goes out of town, so Burnie improvises this week's RTAA.

title: The Greatest Episode Ever

job: Director

department: Directing

job: Writer

department: Writing

character: Self / Gavin Free (voice) / Barbara Dunkelman (voice) / Gus Sorola (voice) / Self (voice) / Nuclear Scientist (voice)

title: RTAA Classics With Commentary 2 – Omnibus Station

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - RTAA Classic with Commentary 2

overview: Join the cast and crew of Rooster Teeth as they watch and discuss some of their favorite Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures. This time, Gavin and Michael join in on watching and discussing some of the omnibus episodes.

character: Self / Self (voice) / Gavin Free (voice) / Michael Jones (voice)

character: Self (voice) / Gavin Free (voice)

character: Self / Self (voice) / Prison Guard (voice) / Mighty Fine Worker (voice)

character: Self / Self (voice) / Shopkeeper (voice)

character: Self / Self (voice) / Jersey Mike's Customer (voice) / Jersey Mike's Cashier (voice)

title: RTAAYEAYEA (RTX Intro 2015)

overview: This year's RTAA panel intro for RTX is a mix of classic and new videos with an RTAA twist.

title: RTAAYEAYEA (RTX Intro 2015)

title: RTAA Classics with Commentary – Joel vs Technology & Gav Spills the Headlight Fluid

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name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - RTAA Classics with Commentary

overview: Join the cast and crew of Rooster Teeth as they watch and discuss some of their favorite Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures. Joel gives his perspective on the "Joel vs Technology" episode, and Gavin defends himself following "Gav Spills the Headlight Fluid."

character: Self / Self (voice) / Joel Heyman (voice)

character: Self / Self (voice)

title: Gus Amuck: The Making of RTAA

overview: Gus takes you through all the steps of the animation pipeline and shows what it takes to get an animated show made.

title: Gus Amuck: The Making of RTAA

title: Attack of the Burnies Outtakes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Episode 50 Outtakes

overview: This is a special compilation of outtakes from RTAA Episode 50. Never before seen alternate takes bound to make you laugh your ass off!

title: Attack of the Burnies Outtakes

title: Behind the Blue Outtakes

key: zzebkICKmIQ

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Behind the Blue Outtakes

overview: Check out alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the RTAA #150, "Behind the Blue." Lock up your panther and enjoy these great outtakes!

title: Behind the Blue Outtakes

title: That's My Uncle! Outtakes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - That's My Uncle! Outtakes

overview: Some outtakes from RTAA #200. Watch as the cast try to channel their inner otaku.

title: That's My Uncle! Outtakes

title: The Podcast King Outtakes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Podcast King Outtakes

overview: Hilarious alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the 100th RTAA, "The Podcast King.

title: The Podcast King Outtakes

title: Old Timey Burnie's Announcement

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Old Timey Burnie's Announcement

title: Old Timey Burnie's Announcement

title: Season 0

title: San Diego

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - San Diego

overview: Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.

title: San Diego

title: Statue

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Statue

overview: Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.

title: Statue

title: Lightning

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lightning

overview: Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.

title: Lightning

title: Headlight Fluid

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Headlight Fluid

overview: Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.

title: Headlight Fluid

title: Expert Parent

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Expert Parent

overview: Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.

title: Expert Parent

title: Omnibus #1

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Omnibus #1

overview: Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.

title: Omnibus #1

title: Omnibus #2

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Omnibus #2

overview: Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.

title: Omnibus #2

title: New Orleans (1)

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - New Orleans Part 1

overview: The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.

title: New Orleans (1)

title: New Orleans (2)

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - New Orleans Part 2

overview: The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.

title: New Orleans (2)

title: Omnibus #3

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Omnibus #3

overview: Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.

title: Omnibus #3

title: Double Derps

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Double Derps

overview: A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.

title: Double Derps

title: Shakedowns & Breakdowns

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Shakedowns & Breakdowns

overview: Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.

title: Shakedowns & Breakdowns

title: Party of the Dead

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Party of the Dead

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.

title: Party of the Dead

title: Joel Hates Snakes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel Hates Snakes

title: Joel Hates Snakes

title: Gus Anesthesia

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus Anesthesia

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.

title: Gus Anesthesia

title: Kara's Exciting Day

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Kara's Exciting Day

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.

title: Kara's Exciting Day

title: Fun With Earthquakes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Fun with Earthquakes

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.

title: Fun With Earthquakes

title: Gus vs Machete Man

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus vs Machete Man

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.

title: Gus vs Machete Man

title: Burnie Fights Animals

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie Fights Animals

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.

title: Burnie Fights Animals

title: Shamu Plane and Naked Joel

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Shamu Plane and Naked Joel

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.

title: Shamu Plane and Naked Joel

title: Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.

title: Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter

title: Burnie Burns Horse Puncher

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie Burns Horse Puncher

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.

title: Burnie Burns Horse Puncher

title: Brandon and the Electric Fence

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Brandon and the Electric Fence

title: Brandon and the Electric Fence

title: Cookies & Hobos

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Cookies & Hobos

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.

title: Cookies & Hobos

title: Michael Meets a Drug Dealer

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael Meets a Drug Dealer

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...

title: Michael Meets a Drug Dealer

title: Award for Drink Ordering

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.

title: Award for Drink Ordering

title: Robot Future Toys

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

title: Robot Future Toys

title: Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

title: Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

title: Joel Meets a Panther

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work.

title: Joel Meets a Panther

title: Left 4 Trek

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

title: Left 4 Trek

title: Disease Movie Theatre

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

title: Disease Movie Theatre

title: Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.

title: Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

title: Joel Goes Skydiving

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.

title: Joel Goes Skydiving

title: The Five Signs of Death

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.

title: The Five Signs of Death

title: An Internet Conversation

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.

title: An Internet Conversation

title: Joel vs Technology

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

title: Joel vs Technology

title: Health Kick to the Balls

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

title: Health Kick to the Balls

title: Impressions & Fishing

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

title: Impressions & Fishing

title: Google Mind Tricks

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

title: Google Mind Tricks

title: RTX-travaganza

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.

title: RTX-travaganza

title: Mass Defect

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.

title: Mass Defect

title: The Dolphin Experiment

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.

title: The Dolphin Experiment

title: Resident A.I.

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.

title: Resident A.I.

title: Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.

title: Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

title: Dance Floor Fight

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar.

title: Dance Floor Fight

title: Signs & Shotguns

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie.

title: Signs & Shotguns

title: Chris Stories

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.

title: Chris Stories

title: Drunk Burnie

overview: A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

title: Drunk Burnie

title: Ice Cream Comic Con

overview: A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

title: Ice Cream Comic Con

title: Attack of the Burnies

overview: The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

title: Attack of the Burnies

title: That's Sway-cist

overview: A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

title: That's Sway-cist

title: Burnie and the Cup

title: Burnie and the Cup

title: Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

overview: A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.

title: Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

title: Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

overview: Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

title: Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

title: Co-Pilot Calamity

overview: Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

title: Co-Pilot Calamity

title: My Blue Eyes!

overview: A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....

title: My Blue Eyes!

title: Lost Phone Karma

overview: What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.

title: Lost Phone Karma

title: Gus' Bathroom Encounter

overview: Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

title: Gus' Bathroom Encounter

title: Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

overview: Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.

title: Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

title: Bad Luck Burnie

overview: Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

title: Bad Luck Burnie

title: OmniGus

overview: Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

title: OmniGus

title: Gavin's Dong Gong

overview: Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

title: Gavin's Dong Gong

title: Drunk in the City

overview: The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

title: Drunk in the City

title: Michael Gets Locked Out

overview: Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment.

title: Michael Gets Locked Out

title: Burnie Tales

overview: A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

title: Burnie Tales

title: Gavin's Has Brain Problems

overview: Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

title: Gavin's Has Brain Problems

title: When Kites Attack

overview: A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

title: When Kites Attack

title: Bets & Flirts

overview: Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.

title: Bets & Flirts

title: Burnie's Sleeper Power

overview: Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.

title: Burnie's Sleeper Power

title: More NYCC Stories

overview: A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.

title: More NYCC Stories

title: Raw Meat Lumps

title: Raw Meat Lumps

title: Doctor Free Pants Gavin

overview: How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

title: Doctor Free Pants Gavin

title: Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

overview: A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

title: Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

title: Grapes, Calls & Storage

overview: Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

title: Grapes, Calls & Storage

title: Ray's Photo Bomb

overview: Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.

title: Ray's Photo Bomb

title: Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

overview: Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

title: Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

title: Miles' Strip Club Predicament

overview: Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.

title: Miles' Strip Club Predicament

title: Nice Carrot Sweat

overview: Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

title: Nice Carrot Sweat

title: Miles' Daring Party Escape

overview: Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.

title: Miles' Daring Party Escape

title: For Whom the Bell Trolls

title: For Whom the Bell Trolls

title: Geoff's Vespa Crash

overview: The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

title: Geoff's Vespa Crash

title: Donuts for Cake

overview: Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.

title: Donuts for Cake

title: Plane Stories

overview: RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

title: Plane Stories

title: Gus on Mars

overview: Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

title: Gus on Mars

title: Headphones & Peeing

overview: RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

title: Headphones & Peeing

title: Homeless Depot

overview: In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

title: Homeless Depot

title: Gus' Rooftop Rat

overview: RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

title: Gus' Rooftop Rat

title: Big Noses & Little Sisters

overview: RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

title: Big Noses & Little Sisters

title: Gus Hates Interns

overview: In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

title: Gus Hates Interns

title: Lucid Bear Dreams

overview: We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.

title: Lucid Bear Dreams

title: Dan vs. Food

overview: RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.

title: Dan vs. Food

title: More Plane Stories

overview: RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.

title: More Plane Stories

title: Drunk Burnie Returns

title: Drunk Burnie Returns

title: Lost Not Found

overview: RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.

title: Lost Not Found

title: Stinky Fools

title: Stinky Fools

title: Brandon Explains Magnets

overview: In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.

title: Brandon Explains Magnets

title: Mean Squirrels & Blind People

title: Mean Squirrels & Blind People

title: Barbara Pun-kelman

overview: RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.

title: Barbara Pun-kelman

title: Famous Asteroid

overview: In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

title: Famous Asteroid

title: The Podcast King

overview: In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

title: The Podcast King

title: Gav's Creeper Parents

overview: Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.

title: Gav's Creeper Parents

title: Gus' Squirrelly Situation

overview: The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.

title: Gus' Squirrelly Situation

title: More Burnie Tales

title: More Burnie Tales

title: Geoff vs. Porch

overview: Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

title: Geoff vs. Porch

title: El Pizza Bandido

overview: RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.

title: El Pizza Bandido

title: Drunk Detective Miles

overview: RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.

title: Drunk Detective Miles

title: The Original LOLcats

overview: Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

title: The Original LOLcats

title: Gavin's Secret Admirer

overview: Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.

title: Gavin's Secret Admirer

title: Burnie Fights the Sun

overview: Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

title: Burnie Fights the Sun

title: New Phone, Bad Store

overview: RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.

title: New Phone, Bad Store

title: Kyle Becomes Wolverine

overview: Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.

title: Kyle Becomes Wolverine

title: Body Switching & Buckets

overview: Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.

title: Body Switching & Buckets

title: Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

overview: Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.

title: Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

title: 2011

title: Award for Drink Ordering

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Award for Drink Ordering

title: Award for Drink Ordering

title: Robot Future Toys

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Robot Future Toys

title: Robot Future Toys

title: Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

title: Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

title: Joel Meets a Panther

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel Meets a Panther

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!

title: Joel Meets a Panther

title: Left 4 Trek

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Left 4 Trek

title: Left 4 Trek

title: Disease Movie Theatre

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Disease Movie Theatre

title: Disease Movie Theatre

title: Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

title: Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

title: Joel Goes Skydiving

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title: Joel Goes Skydiving

title: The Five Signs of Death

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Five Signs of Death

title: The Five Signs of Death

title: An Internet Conversation

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - An Internet Conversation

title: An Internet Conversation

title: Joel vs Technology

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel vs Technology

title: Joel vs Technology

title: Health Kick to the Balls

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Health Kick to the Balls

title: Health Kick to the Balls

title: Impressions & Fishing

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Impressions & Fishing

title: Impressions & Fishing

title: Google Mind Tricks

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Google Mind Tricks

title: Google Mind Tricks

title: RTX-travaganza

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - RTX-travaganza

title: RTX-travaganza

title: Mass Defect

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mass Defect

title: Mass Defect

title: The Dolphin Experiment

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Dolphin Experiment

title: The Dolphin Experiment

title: Resident A.I.

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Resident A.I.

title: Resident A.I.

title: Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

title: Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

title: Dance Floor Fight

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Dance Floor Fight

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!

title: Dance Floor Fight

title: Signs & Shotguns

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Signs & Shotguns

overview: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!

title: Signs & Shotguns

title: Chris Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris Stories

title: Chris Stories

title: Drunk Burnie

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Drunk Burnie

title: Drunk Burnie

title: Ice Cream Comic Con

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Ice Cream Comic Con

title: Ice Cream Comic Con

title: Attack of the Burnies

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Attack of the Burnies

title: Attack of the Burnies

title: That's Sway-cist

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - That's Sway-cist

title: That's Sway-cist

title: Burnie and the Cup

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie and the Cup

overview: A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!

title: Burnie and the Cup

title: Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

title: Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

title: Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

title: Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

title: Co-Pilot Calamity

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Co-Pilot Calamity

title: Co-Pilot Calamity

title: My Blue Eyes!

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - My Blue Eyes!

overview: A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards!

title: My Blue Eyes!

title: Lost Phone Karma

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lost Phone Karma

title: Lost Phone Karma

title: Gus' Bathroom Encounter

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Bathroom Encounter

title: Gus' Bathroom Encounter

title: Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

title: Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

title: Bad Luck Burnie

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bad Luck Burnie

title: Bad Luck Burnie

title: OmniGus

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - OmniGus

title: OmniGus

title: Gavin's Dong Gong

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Dong Gong

title: Gavin's Dong Gong

title: Drunk in the City

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Drunk in the City

title: Drunk in the City

title: Michael Gets Locked Out

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael Gets Locked Out

overview: Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment. Bonus appearance in this episode by Kara the cheerleader!

title: Michael Gets Locked Out

title: Burnie Tales

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie Tales

overview:
A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!

title: Burnie Tales

title: Gavin's Has Brain Problems

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Has Brain Problems

overview:
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain.

 In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

title: Gavin's Has Brain Problems

title: When Kites Attack

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - When Kites Attack

title: When Kites Attack

title: Bets & Flirts

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bets & Flirts

overview: Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!

title: Bets & Flirts

title: Burnie's Sleeper Power

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Sleeper Power

title: Burnie's Sleeper Power

title: More NYCC Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - More NYCC Stories

overview: A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Also, watch as Michael yells at a Frenchman's son!

title: More NYCC Stories

title: Raw Meat Lumps

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Raw Meat Lumps

overview: Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!

title: Raw Meat Lumps

title: Doctor Free Pants Gavin

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Doctor Free Pants Gavin

title: Doctor Free Pants Gavin

title: Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus Doesn't Wanna Go to Vegas

title: Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

title: Grapes, Calls & Storage

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Grapes, Calls & Storage

title: Grapes, Calls & Storage

title: Ray's Photo Bomb

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Ray's Photo Bomb

title: Ray's Photo Bomb

title: Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

title: Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

title: Miles' Strip Club Predicament

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Strip Club Predicament

title: Miles' Strip Club Predicament

title: 2012

title: Nice Carrot Sweat

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Nice Carrot Sweat

title: Nice Carrot Sweat

title: Miles' Daring Party Escape

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Daring Party Escape

title: Miles' Daring Party Escape

title: For Whom the Bell Trolls

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - For Whom the Bell Trolls

title: For Whom the Bell Trolls

title: Geoff's Vespa Crash

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Vespa Crash

title: Geoff's Vespa Crash

title: Donuts for Cake

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Donuts for Cake

title: Donuts for Cake

title: Plane Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Plane Stories

title: Plane Stories

title: Gus on Mars

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus on Mars

title: Gus on Mars

title: Headphones & Peeing

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Headphones & Peeing

title: Headphones & Peeing

title: Homeless Depot

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Homeless Depot

title: Homeless Depot

title: Gus' Rooftop Rat

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Rooftop Rat

title: Gus' Rooftop Rat

title: Big Noses & Little Sisters

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Big Noses & Little Sisters

title: Big Noses & Little Sisters

title: Gus Hates Interns

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus Hates Interns

title: Gus Hates Interns

title: Lucid Bear Dreams

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lucid Bear Dreams

overview: We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!

title: Lucid Bear Dreams

title: Dan vs. Food

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Dan vs. Food

overview:
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan

Audio from RT Podcast #201

title: Dan vs. Food

title: More Plane Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - More Plane Stories

overview: RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!

title: More Plane Stories

title: Drunk Burnie Returns

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Drunk Burnie Returns

overview:
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.

Audio from RT Podcast #211

title: Drunk Burnie Returns

title: Lost Not Found

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lost Not Found

overview:
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.

Audio from RT Podcast #212

title: Lost Not Found

title: Stinky Fools

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Stinky Fools

overview:
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.

Audio from RT Podcast

title: Stinky Fools

title: Brandon Explains Magnets

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Brandon Explains Magnets

overview:
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.

Audio from RT Podcast #134

title: Brandon Explains Magnets

title: Mean Squirrels & Blind People

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mean Squirrels & Blind People

overview:
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.

Audio from RT Podcast #209

title: Mean Squirrels & Blind People

title: Barbara Pun-kelman

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara Pun-kelman

title: Barbara Pun-kelman

title: Famous Asteroid

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Famous Asteroid

title: Famous Asteroid

title: The Podcast King

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Podcast King

title: The Podcast King

title: Gav's Creeper Parents

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gav's Creeper Parents

overview:
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.

Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"

title: Gav's Creeper Parents

title: Gus' Squirrelly Situation

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Squirrelly Situation

overview:
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.

Audio from RT Podcast #215

title: Gus' Squirrelly Situation

title: More Burnie Tales

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - More Burnie Tales

overview:
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie!

Audio from RT Podcast

title: More Burnie Tales

title: Geoff vs. Porch

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff vs. Porch

title: Geoff vs. Porch

title: El Pizza Bandido

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - El Pizza Bandido

overview:
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.

Audio from RT Podcast #220

title: El Pizza Bandido

title: Drunk Detective Miles

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Drunk Detective Miles

overview:
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down!

Audio from RT Podcast #221

title: Drunk Detective Miles

title: The Original LOLcats

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Original LOLcats

overview:
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

Audio from RT Podcast #66

title: The Original LOLcats

title: Gavin's Secret Admirer

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Secret Admirer

overview:
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.

Audio from RT Podcast #205

title: Gavin's Secret Admirer

title: Burnie Fights the Sun

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie Fights the Sun

title: Burnie Fights the Sun

title: New Phone, Bad Store

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - New Phone, Bad Store

overview:
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.

Audio from RT Podcast

title: New Phone, Bad Store

title: Kyle Becomes Wolverine

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Kyle Becomes Wolverine

overview:
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.

Audio from RT Podcast #221

title: Kyle Becomes Wolverine

title: Body Switching & Buckets

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Body Switching & Buckets

overview:
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.

Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19

title: Body Switching & Buckets

title: Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

overview:
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.

Audio from the RT Podcast

title: Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

title: Joel's Meat Diet

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel's Meat Diet

overview: Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.

title: Joel's Meat Diet

title: Borders & Butts

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Borders & Butts

overview: Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.

title: Borders & Butts

title: Even More Plane Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Even More Plane Stories

overview:
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific.

Audio from the RT Podcast #19

title: Even More Plane Stories

title: Miles' Crazy Dad

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Crazy Dad

overview:
Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane...

Audio from the RT Podcast #202

title: Miles' Crazy Dad

title: Wet Dream, Polite Robbery

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Wet Dream, Polite Robbery

overview:
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V.

Audio from RT Podcast

title: Wet Dream, Polite Robbery

title: Poopy Horse Blankets

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Poopy Horse Blankets

overview:
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own.

Audio from RT Podcast

title: Poopy Horse Blankets

title: Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys

overview:
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys.

Audio from RT Podcast

title: Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys

title: Geoff's Pyro Friend

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Pyro Friend

overview:
Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket.

Audio from Let's Build #25

title: Geoff's Pyro Friend

title: Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls

overview:
Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls.

Audio from RT Podcast #239

title: Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls

title: Michael Punches Poo

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael Punches Poo

overview: While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.

title: Michael Punches Poo

title: Joel's Bottle Blooper

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel's Bottle Blooper

overview:
Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle.

Audio from RT Podcast #245

title: Joel's Bottle Blooper

title: Chopped Stick

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chopped Stick

overview:
Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed.

Audio from RT Podcast #243

title: Chopped Stick

title: Dogs & Disappointment

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Dogs & Disappointment

overview:
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed.

Audio from RT Podcast

title: Dogs & Disappointment

title: Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op

overview: In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...

title: Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op

title: 2013

title: Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1

overview:
Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit.

Audio from RT Podcast #246

title: Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1

title: Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2

overview:
Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending?

Audio from RT Podcast #246

title: Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2

title: Gus' Candy Cane-ine

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Candy Cane-ine

overview:
In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat.

Audio from RT Podcast #249

title: Gus' Candy Cane-ine

title: Lazer Tag Tales

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lazer Tag Tales

overview:
In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield?

Audio from RT Podcast #238

title: Lazer Tag Tales

title: Gus' Gas Problem

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Gas Problem

overview:
When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners!

Audio from RT Podcast #21

title: Gus' Gas Problem

title: Workspace & Cavemen

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Workspace & Cavemen

overview:
At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman.

Audio from RT Podcast #32

title: Workspace & Cavemen

title: Sewers & Freezers

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Sewers & Freezers

overview:
Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn.

Audio from RT Podcast #120

title: Sewers & Freezers

title: Kung Shu Wedding

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Kung Shu Wedding

overview:
Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu.

Audio from RT Podcast #243

title: Kung Shu Wedding

title: The One in the Hole

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The One in the Hole

overview:
Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed?

Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61

title: The One in the Hole

title: Michael's Weird Neighbor

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael's Weird Neighbor

overview:
Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

title: Michael's Weird Neighbor

title: Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again

overview:
Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

title: Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again

title: Speeding and Dreaming

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Speeding and Dreaming

overview:
Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems.

Audio from RT Podcast #258

title: Speeding and Dreaming

title: A Staircase of Assault

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - A Staircase of Assault

overview:
Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it.

Audio from RT Podcast #198

title: A Staircase of Assault

title: Matt Wants Fanfare

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Matt Wants Fanfare

overview:
Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

title: Matt Wants Fanfare

title: Curses, Cookies, & Atoms

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Curses, Cookies, and Atoms

overview:
Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms.

Audio from RT Podcast #216

title: Curses, Cookies, & Atoms

title: Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks

overview:
Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl.

Audio from RT Podcast #201

title: Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks

title: The Shock Bus

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Shock Bus

overview:
Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus.

Audio from RT Podcast #265

title: The Shock Bus

title: Miles & The Mouse Mishmash

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles & the Mouse Mishmash

overview:
When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it.

Audio from RT Podcast #202

title: Miles & The Mouse Mishmash

title: Burnie's Neighbor Encounter

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Neighbor Encounter

overview:
Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house.

Audio from RT Podcast #257

title: Burnie's Neighbor Encounter

title: Hope vs. Starvation

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Hope vs. Starvation

overview:
Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death.

Audio from RT Podcast #216

title: Hope vs. Starvation

title: Old Geoff, New Suit

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Old Geoff, New Suit

overview:
Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit.

Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202

title: Old Geoff, New Suit

title: Gus the Social Media Hostage

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus the Social Media Hostage

overview: Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.

title: Gus the Social Media Hostage

title: Behind the Blue

overview: Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.

title: Behind the Blue

title: Grand Theft Cola

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Grand Theft Cola

overview:
Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online.

Audio from RT Podcast #133

title: Grand Theft Cola

title: Burnie's Wedding Pranks

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Wedding Pranks

overview:
Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding.

Audio from RT Pocast #271

title: Burnie's Wedding Pranks

title: Long Title, Weird Girl

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Long Title, Weird Girl

overview:
Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics.

Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94

title: Long Title, Weird Girl

title: Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies

overview:
This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google?

Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237

title: Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies

title: Technical Bully Problems

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Technical Bully Problems

overview: Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.

title: Technical Bully Problems

title: Canadian Zombie Property

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Canadian Zombie Property

overview: The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.

title: Canadian Zombie Property

title: Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Godzilla vs the Human Bugs

overview: The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.

title: Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs

title: Geoff's Weird Dreams

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Weird Dreams

overview: Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.

title: Geoff's Weird Dreams

title: Stealin' Cable with Geoff

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Stealin' Cable with Geoff

overview: Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.

title: Stealin' Cable with Geoff

title: Stealin' Cable with Michael

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Stealin' Cable with Michael

overview: Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side.

title: Stealin' Cable with Michael

title: Miles Hacks the System

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles Hacks the System

overview: A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.

title: Miles Hacks the System

title: Walk ins & Dead Bodies

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Walk-ins & Dead Bodies

overview: A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies.

title: Walk ins & Dead Bodies

title: Brandon's George Foreman Grill

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Brandon's George Foreman Grill

overview: Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.

title: Brandon's George Foreman Grill

title: The Snail Assassin

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Snail Assassin

overview: In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.

title: The Snail Assassin

title: Gus the Destroyer

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus the Destroyer

overview: Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.

title: Gus the Destroyer

title: Pilot Football Message

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Pilot Football Message

overview:
Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin.

Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231

title: Pilot Football Message

title: Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster

overview: Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236

title: Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster

title: Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells

overview: The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.

title: Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells

title: A Selfie With Burnie

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - A Selfie with Burnie

overview: A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.

title: A Selfie With Burnie

title: Geoff's Flirty Drive

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Flirty Drive

overview: Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.

title: Geoff's Flirty Drive

title: Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls

overview: Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.

title: Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls

title: Joel's Theatrical Sickness

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel's Theatrical Sickness

overview: In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.

title: Joel's Theatrical Sickness

title: 2014

title: Lost Gavin's Way With Words

overview: In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and statements.

title: Lost Gavin's Way With Words

title: Gavin Drinks Fart Coffee

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin Drinks Fart Coffee

overview:
Gavin leaves his cup of coffee in the Achievement Hunter office, and Geoff adds some flavor to it without him knowing.

Audio from Let's Play - Call of Duty: Classic

title: Gavin Drinks Fart Coffee

title: The Pubert Situation

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Pubert Situation

overview:
The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams.

Audio from Let's Play: Minecraft #83

title: The Pubert Situation

title: Oven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Oven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild

overview:
Chris tells a tale of the time he accidentally peed in an oven, and Gavin surprises a fan wearing a Rooster Teeth shirt out in the wild.

Audio from RT Pocast #230

and #235

title: Oven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild

title: Barbara's Bad Text

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara's Bad Text

overview: Barbara sends a text that sends Burnie into search-and-rescue mode.

title: Barbara's Bad Text

title: Helium Miners & Bacon Meals

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Helium Miners & Bacon Meals

overview: The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from RT Podcast #159

title: Helium Miners & Bacon Meals

title: Matt Meets Lois Lane

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Matt Meets Lois Lane

overview: Matt talks about the first time they were at Comic Con, and how they upstaged the cast of Superman 2. Audio from RT Podcast #129

title: Matt Meets Lois Lane

title: Robot Cars Solve Everything

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Robot Cars Solve Everything

overview: Chris makes his case for how self-driving cars will solve everything wrong with traffic and commuting.

title: Robot Cars Solve Everything

title: Barbara Pun-kelman III

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara Pun-kelman III

overview: Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy about it.

title: Barbara Pun-kelman III

title: Poopy Pants Miles

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Poopy Pants Miles

overview: Miles gets sick in London, which leads to an unfortunate incident involving his pants. You'll never guess what.

title: Poopy Pants Miles

title: Burnie Gets Busted

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie Gets Busted

overview: Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Podcast #317.

title: Burnie Gets Busted

title: Benjamin's Secret Bar

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Benjamin's Secret Bar

overview: Gus has a dream where he follows his dog Benjamin into a bar, where he performs an act forbidden in the Sorola household.

title: Benjamin's Secret Bar

title: Burnie's Burger Dream

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Burger Dream

overview: No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Podcast #318

title: Burnie's Burger Dream

title: Godzilla Vs. The Girls School of Mystery

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Godzilla vs. the Girls School of Mystery

overview: Jack and Joel pitch a blockbuster movie about Godzilla solving a murder at an all girls school, but they can't seem to agree on the tone for the film.

title: Lindsay The Poke-Bully

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Lindsay the Pok

overview: Lindsay tells about how she used to bully church kids to get Pokemon cards, and Matt has to battle to earn his place in the afterlife.

title: Lindsay The Poke-Bully

title: The Burglar and The Fire

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Burglar and The Fire

overview: Chris, Gus, and Gav talk about what they'd do if they were robbing a house that's on fire.

title: The Burglar and The Fire

title: The Legend of Drunk Matt

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Legend of Drunk Matt

overview: Gus and Geoff remember their favorites Drunk Matt moments. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

title: The Legend of Drunk Matt

title: Barbara Pun-kelman IV

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara Pun-kelman IV

overview: Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the action, and Barbara tell a pun so bad Gus and Burnie take the easy way out.

title: Barbara Pun-kelman IV

title: The Boobs that Got Away

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Boobs That Got Away

overview: Gus' story about Drunk Matt lost on/at the Subway brings up a painful memory of loss from Geoff's past. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

title: The Boobs that Got Away

title: Joel & Matt Take a Spill

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel & Matt Take a Spill

overview: More drunk stories! This time, Matt gets thrown out of a blackjack table for spilling all the drinks, and Joel also laments being "that guy" when he does it, too.

title: Joel & Matt Take a Spill

title: Krashes & Kleptos

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Krashes & Kleptos

overview: Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.

title: Krashes & Kleptos

title: AH ASMR FTW

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - AH ASMR FTW

overview: Michael, Gavin, and Ryan the Naughty Chef try to make an ASMR video.

title: AH ASMR FTW

title: Geoff Gets Cut Off

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff Gets Cut Off

overview: Geoff gets drunk at a party without realizing, and freaks out that he might have embarrassed himself.

title: Geoff Gets Cut Off

title: Burnie & The Name Game

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie and the Name Game

overview: Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330

title: Burnie & The Name Game

title: Gettin' Busey With It

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gettin' Busey with It

overview: Geoff and Michael have a cool celebrity run-in with Gary Busey! Until they realize he's a crazy person. Audio from Let's Play GTA V: Pacific Standard Job Part 3.

title: Gettin' Busey With It

title: The Robo-Telemarketer

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Robo-Telemarketer

overview: Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323.

title: The Robo-Telemarketer

title: Burnie & Ashley Search For Food

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie & Ashley Search for Food

overview: While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food during certain times of the day. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323 Post Show.

title: Burnie & Ashley Search For Food

title: That's My Uncle!

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - That's My Uncle!

overview: In the 200th episode special, join us on a magical adventure from a forgotten anime. That's My Uncle follows the adventures of Burnie-san and his fellow Battle Fighter classmates as they try to collect all the Challenge Crystals before the forces of evil. I think?

title: That's My Uncle!

title: The Machinima Death Switch

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Machinima Death Switch

overview: Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330.

title: The Machinima Death Switch

title: Gavin the Perfect Passenger

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin the Perfect Passenger

overview: Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.

title: Gavin the Perfect Passenger

title: Barbara is Family Friendly

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara is Family Friendly

overview: Barbara becomes too acclimated to the Australia lifestyle and has a slip-up during a panel.

title: Barbara is Family Friendly

title: The Contractor Conundrum

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Contractor Conundrum

overview: Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330:

title: The Contractor Conundrum

title: Forgetful Thanks, Black Hallway

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Forgetful Thanks, Black Hallway

overview: Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.

title: Forgetful Thanks, Black Hallway

title: Cat Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Cat Stories

overview: Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341.

title: Cat Stories

title: Apple Pay-n in the Butt

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Apple Pay-n in the Butt

overview: Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.

title: Apple Pay-n in the Butt

title: Biscuits or Breadsticks

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Biscuits or Breadsticks

overview: Miles, Kerry, and Michael have an age-old debate of what's better: Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits, or Olive Garden Breadsticks. Who will emerge victorious? I don't know, but I'm sure the comments section will be a mess. || Audio from RT Podcast #348.

title: Biscuits or Breadsticks

title: Geoff's Failed Sex Dream

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Failed Sex Dream

overview: Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #158.

title: Geoff's Failed Sex Dream

title: Haircut Mishaps

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Haircut Mishaps

overview: Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.

title: Haircut Mishaps

title: 2015

title: Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival

overview: Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.

title: Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival

title: Reveille Gets Dognapped

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Reveille Gets Dognapped

overview: Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.

title: Reveille Gets Dognapped

title: Miles and the Weird Dad

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles and the Weird Dad

overview: Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.

title: Miles and the Weird Dad

title: Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II

overview: Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.

title: Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II

title: Airport Dog Jobs

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Airport Dog Jobs

overview: After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354

title: Airport Dog Jobs

title: Josh vs. the German Stripper

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Josh vs. the German Stripper

overview: Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353

title: Josh vs. the German Stripper

title: Miles' Dirty Talk Fail

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Dirty Talk Fail

overview: Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.

title: Miles' Dirty Talk Fail

title: Geoff Hits a Deer

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff Hits a Deer

overview:
Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8

title: Geoff Hits a Deer

title: Josh's Threesome Story

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Josh's Threesome Story

overview:
Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved.

Audio from RT Podcast #353

title: Josh's Threesome Story

title: Blaine Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Blaine Stories

overview:
Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.

Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

title: Blaine Stories

title: Joel Can't Get into RTX

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joel Can't Get into RTX

overview:
Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure?

Audio from RT Podcast #360

title: Joel Can't Get into RTX

title: Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics

overview:
Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed up.

Audio from Sunday Driving - How Muddy Do You Like It?

title: Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics

title: The Glasses & The Fireplace

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Glasses & The Fireplace

overview:
Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind.

Audio from RT Podcast #362

title: The Glasses & The Fireplace

title: The Instacart Recovery

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Instacart Recovery

overview:
Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is.

Audio from RT Podcast #311

title: The Instacart Recovery

title: Gavin or Google #3

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin or Google #3

overview:
In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out!

Audio from RT Podcast #226

title: Gavin or Google #3

title: Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt

overview:
This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt.

Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life

title: Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt

title: Gavin The Hostage Negotiator

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin The Hostage Negotiator

overview:
Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay.

Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45

title: Gavin The Hostage Negotiator

title: Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit

overview:
Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses.

Audio from RT Podcast #290

title: Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit

title: #StopDolphinPoaching

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - #StopDolphinPoaching

overview:
Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience.

Audio from RT Podcast #364

title: #StopDolphinPoaching

title: Samantha the Neighbor Cat

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Samantha the Neighbor Cat

overview:
Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the less-than-hygenic locations it frequents.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #10

title: Samantha the Neighbor Cat

title: Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends

overview:
Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend.

Audio from RT Podcast #355

title: Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends

title: Robots in this Guy

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Robots in this Guy

overview:
The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #9

title: Robots in this Guy

title: Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff

overview:
Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? Comment below.

Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

title: Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff

title: Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles

overview:
Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to become a Ninja Turtle.

Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

title: Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles

title: Blaine's Virgin Debacle

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Blaine's Virgin Debacle

overview:
Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this?

Audio from RT Podcast #366

title: Blaine's Virgin Debacle

title: Gus' Alley Dump

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Alley Dump

overview:
While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

title: Gus' Alley Dump

title: Michael's Bagel Incident

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael's Bagel Incident

overview:
Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by the despicable state in which it ends up.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #15

title: Michael's Bagel Incident

title: Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees

overview:
The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees.

Audio from RT Podcast #366

title: Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees

title: Racial Super Texas

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Racial Super Texas

overview:
This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds.

Audio from RT Podcast #363 #365

title: Racial Super Texas

title: Miles Runs from Zombies

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles Runs from Zombies

overview:
Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing.

Audio from Sponsor Play - Alien Isolation, Part 7

title: Miles Runs from Zombies

title: An Ewok to Remember

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - An Ewok to Remember

overview:
Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the moon of Endor. It's not very good, but Crunch Time is!

Audio from On the Spot #67.

title: An Ewok to Remember

title: Spooky Scary Ghost Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Spooky Scary Ghost Stories

overview:
Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark.

Audio from RT Podcast #365.

title: Spooky Scary Ghost Stories

title: Bombs, Potates, & Stickers

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bombs, Potates, & Stickers

overview:
A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.

Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302

title: Bombs, Potates, & Stickers

title: Cool Farts from Cool Kids

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Cool Farts from Cool Kids

overview:
Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person would. Popular kids suck.

Audio from Sponsor Play - Metal Gear Solid V: Part 1

title: Cool Farts from Cool Kids

title: Gavin's Seed Saves the Day

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Seed Saves the Day

overview:
In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out.

Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2

title: Gavin's Seed Saves the Day

title: The Edamame Power Play

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Edamame Power Play

overview:
Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367

title: The Edamame Power Play

title: Billion Dollars Butt

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Billion Dollars Butt

overview:
The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358

title: Billion Dollars Butt

title: Scary Kids Scaring Kids

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Scary Kids Scaring Kids

overview: Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever.

title: Scary Kids Scaring Kids

title: Bar Fights & Gay Bars

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bar Fights & Gay Bars

overview: Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!

title: Bar Fights & Gay Bars

title: The RTAA Mixdown

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The RTAA Mixdown

overview: It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!

title: The RTAA Mixdown

title: Barbara Pun-kelman V

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara Pun-kelman V

overview: Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.

title: Barbara Pun-kelman V

title: Chris Cooks Fish

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris Cooks Fish

overview: Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.

title: Chris Cooks Fish

title: Burnie Hates NASA

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie Hates NASA

overview: Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're just making it all up. Either way he goes on a rant and it's funny!

title: Burnie Hates NASA

title: Miles' Birthday Bonanza

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Birthday Bonanza

overview: On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then Kyle tries to get Miles into a car, and he is NOT having it.

title: Miles' Birthday Bonanza

title: Movie Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Movie Stories

overview: Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his phone during a movie and almost gets beat up for it.

title: Movie Stories

title: Shrinkin' & Dreamin'

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Shrinkin' & Dreamin'

overview:
The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?).

Audio from

RT Podcast #356

RT Podcast #370

RT Podcast #368

Directed by Jordan Cwierz

Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie

title: Shrinkin' & Dreamin'

title: Chris' Smoking Hot Date

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Smoking Hot Date

overview:
Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country.

Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country.

Audio from RT Podcast #380

title: Chris' Smoking Hot Date

title: 2016

title: Kids Are A-Holes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Kids Are A-Holes

overview:
Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes.

Audio from RT Podcast #375

title: Kids Are A-Holes

title: The Loud and Proud Co-Worker

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Loud and Proud Co-Worker

overview:
Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

title: The Loud and Proud Co-Worker

title: Jeremy's Big Break

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Jeremy's Big Break

overview:
Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game.

From Off Topic Podcast #37

title: Jeremy's Big Break

title: Strangers' Things

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Strangers' Things

overview:
The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them.

Audio from RT Podcast #396

title: Strangers' Things

title: A Tale of Copper & Quartz

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - A Tale of Copper & Quartz

overview:
Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies.

Audio from RT Podcast #393

title: A Tale of Copper & Quartz

title: Burnie's Got Jokes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Jokes

overview:
Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you.

Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show

title: Burnie's Got Jokes

title: Miles' Counselor Story

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Counselor Story

overview:
Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises.

Audio from RT Podcast #322

title: Miles' Counselor Story

title: Geoff's Burger Discount

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Burger Discount

overview:
Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2

title: Geoff's Burger Discount

title: Gavin or Gaggle

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin or Gaggle

overview:
It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch.

Audio from RT Podcast #383

title: Gavin or Gaggle

title: Chris' Love Delivery

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Love Delivery

overview:
Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out.

Audio from RT Podcast #396

title: Chris' Love Delivery

title: Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass

overview:
Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

title: Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass

title: Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?

overview:
Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24

title: Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?

title: Bikes, Food, & Farts

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bikes, Food, & Farts

overview:
A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead!

Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382

title: Bikes, Food, & Farts

title: Don't Talk at the Gym

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Don't Talk at the Gym

overview:
Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes.

Audio from Off Topic #2

title: Don't Talk at the Gym

title: Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

overview:
In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.

From Rooster Teeth Podcasts

\#322, #368, #374

title: Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

title: Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt

overview:
Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37

title: Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt

title: Stinky Ride-Share Farts

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Stinky Ride-Share Farts

overview:
Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392

title: Stinky Ride-Share Farts

title: Gus' Sharkdanko Interview

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Sharkdanko Interview

overview:
During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390

title: Gus' Sharkdanko Interview

title: Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts

overview:
The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!

Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

title: Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts

title: Gavin and the Annoying German

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin and the Annoying German

overview:
Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

title: Gavin and the Annoying German

title: Chris Strikes Out

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris Strikes Out

overview:
Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch.

Audio from Off Topic podcast #25

title: Chris Strikes Out

title: Miles' Fake ID Excursion

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Miles' Fake ID Excursion

overview:
Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly.

Audio from Always Open podcast #24

title: Miles' Fake ID Excursion

title: Porta-Potty Blowjob

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Porta-Potty BJ

overview:
Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404

title: Porta-Potty Blowjob

title: Ding Dong Ditchers

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Ding Dong Ditchers

overview:
Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

title: Ding Dong Ditchers

title: Gus' Turbulent Urination

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Turbulent Urination

overview:
Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401

title: Gus' Turbulent Urination

title: Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

overview:
Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

title: Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

title: Cock Block Cop

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Make Out Misadventures

overview:
A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

title: Cock Block Cop

title: Barbara vs The Old Man

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Barbara vs The Old Man

overview:
There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386

title: Barbara vs The Old Man

title: Sticks & Flowers

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Sticks & Flowers

overview:
Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433

title: Sticks & Flowers

title: Mugged Miles

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mugged Miles

overview:
Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

title: Mugged Miles

title: Joker Sex

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Joker Miles

overview: Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.

title: Joker Sex

title: Breast Kind of Greeting

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Best Kind of Greeting

overview:
Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440

title: Breast Kind of Greeting

title: Michael's Bathroom Blastoff

name: Michael's Bathroom Blastoff - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

overview:
Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive!

Audio from Last Call #11

title: Michael's Bathroom Blastoff

title: Denise Tries The Moonshine

name: Denise Tries The Moonshine - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

overview:
Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael.

From Off Topic #86

title: Denise Tries The Moonshine

title: Covered In Kittens

name: Covered In Kittens - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

overview:
Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous.

Audio from Off Topic #17

title: Covered In Kittens

title: Drowning for Power

name: Drowning for Power - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

overview: Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.

title: Drowning for Power

title: Macaroni Makeout

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Macaroni Makeout

overview: Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.

title: Macaroni Makeout

title: Tornado Punches

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Tornado Punches

overview:
Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds?

Audio from Off Topic #88

title: Tornado Punches

title: Don't Trust the Blue

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Don't Trust the Blue

overview:
Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show

title: Don't Trust the Blue

title: TP and PP on the Seat

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - TP on the Seat

overview:
Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on.

Audio from Off Topic # 88

title: TP and PP on the Seat

title: Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard

overview:
Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild.

Audio from Off Topic #51

Audio from RT Sponsor Cut

title: Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard

title: Chris' Fake Fiance

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Fake Fiance

overview:
Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448

title: Chris' Fake Fiance

title: Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened

overview: Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.

title: Construction Conspiracy

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Construction Conspiracy

overview: Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.

title: Construction Conspiracy

title: Drunk Baby Sitting

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Drunk Baby Sitting

overview: Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.

title: Drunk Baby Sitting

title: GoG Do Cats Know

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - GoG Do Cats Know

overview: Another round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017!

title: GoG Do Cats Know

title: Sore About Syringes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Sore About Syringes

overview: Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.

title: Sore About Syringes

title: Farts Still Funny

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Farts Still Funny

overview: The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.

title: Farts Still Funny

title: Aarons Astrology Standoff

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Aarons Astrology Standoff

overview: Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.

title: Aarons Astrology Standoff

title: Birds, Bees, And B.O

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Birds, Bees, and B.O.

overview:
Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show

title: Birds, Bees, And B.O

title: Becca's Inconvenient BM

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Becca's Inconvenient BM

overview:
Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #427

title: Becca's Inconvenient BM

title: Gavin's AC Anomaly

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's AC Anomaly

overview: Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57

title: Gavin's AC Anomaly

title: Snowboard Slam

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Snowboard Slam

overview: Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.

title: Snowboard Slam

title: 2017

title: Twitch Chicken

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Twitch Chicken

overview:
Jon and Miles get caught streaming at the same time and things get intimate.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #352

title: Twitch Chicken

title: Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz

overview:
The Gang argue about the art of recycling and Gus daydreams about a T-rex in the modern world.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405 post show and #350

title: Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz

title: Gus' Mile High Club

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gus' Mile High Club

overview:
Gus just can't control his body.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #399 and #436

title: Gus' Mile High Club

title: Mooning Over Shoes

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mooning Over Shoes

overview:
Aaron recalls the first time he was ever mooned, while Brandon pitches his moon shoes idea to a tough band of investors.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 340 and 462.

title: Mooning Over Shoes

title: Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

overview:
Michael plays Overlord 2 and is a bit of an over achiever when it comes to killing. Denise isn't having it and tries to shame him.

Audio from Off Topic #94

title: Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

title: Find Your Kenny

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Find Your Kenny

overview:
Fun fact. Jon can't smell, so a couple of his college buddies put him to the test. Chris throws some shade.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #459

title: Find Your Kenny

title: Michael Tiny Hands Jones

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael Tiny Hands Jones

overview:
Michael is a little insecure about his tiny hands, but is in a race to escape the cops. He hijacks a bus Lindsay is driving and things get out of 'hand'

Audio from On the Spot #81

title: Michael Tiny Hands Jones

title: It Was Wet

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - It Was Wet

overview:
Mica's dad thinks it's a good idea to microwave his cell phone.

Audio from Always Open Podcast #14

title: It Was Wet

title: Zombie Dog

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Zombie Dog

overview:
Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405

title: Zombie Dog

title: Andy Uses a Tampon

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Andy Uses a Tampon

overview:
Andy tries to explain himself after saying he's used a tampon.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26

title: Andy Uses a Tampon

title: Mermaids

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mermaids

overview: The gang remembers their days at the call center and some of the shady businesses that neighbored it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #458

title: Mermaids

title: Elephant In Nawlins

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Elephant In Nawlins

overview:
Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.

title: Elephant In Nawlins

title: Shattered Dreams

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Shattered Dreams

overview:
Mariel describes one of the weirdest events her school used to take part in. Don't drink and drive kids.

Audio from Always Open Podcast #45

title: Shattered Dreams

title: Batman Roleplay Pt. 1

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Batman Roleplay Pt. 1

overview:
Miles is writing a Batman porno, but needs a little insight from Kyle and Cole

Audio from Backwardz Compatible DMC # 3 & 4

title: Batman Roleplay Pt. 1

title: Batman Roleplay Pt. 2

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Batman Roleplay Pt. 2

overview: The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.

title: Batman Roleplay Pt. 2

title: Beanie Baby Catspiracy

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Beanie Baby Catspiracy

overview: Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #463

title: Beanie Baby Catspiracy

title: Crazy Taxi

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Crazy Taxi

overview: Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375

title: Crazy Taxi

title: Millie So Serious

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Millie So Serious

overview: Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100

title: Millie So Serious

title: Impractical Yolkers

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Impractical Yolkers

overview: Lindsay gives orange juice to Burnie when he's not feeling so good, except it's not orange juice. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #451

title: Impractical Yolkers

title: Final Fantasy Fangirls

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Final Fantasy Fangirls

overview: Yssa and Mica fangirl over some voice actors at the Crunchyroll expo.  Audio from Fan Service #36.

title: Final Fantasy Fangirls

title: When In Doubt Dab

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - When In Doubt Dab

overview: Mariel gets a bit too competitive at Lindsay's baby shower.  Audio from Always Open #37

title: When In Doubt Dab

title: Bulking Up

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Bulking Up

overview: Michael and Jeremy have bigger appetites than their wives know.  Audio from Off Topic #94

title: Bulking Up

title: Beardy Kisses

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Beardy Kisses

overview: Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand.  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #446.

title: Beardy Kisses

title: Gavin's Golden Hands

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin's Golden Hands

overview: Geoff gets informed that Gavin has Golden Hands after talking with his Grandfather. The gang is determined to figure out the meaning behind that phrase.

title: Gavin's Golden Hands

title: Gavin Touches The Butt

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin Touches The Butt

overview: Gavin puts his finger in a cat's butt. How and Why? We're not sure either.  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #99

title: Gavin Touches The Butt

title: The Battle Of Bull Creek

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The Battle Of Bull Creek

overview: Family Lineage stories! No one was related to royalty, but Jack's great grandfather killed a wild bull one time. So that's cool.  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #95.

title: The Battle Of Bull Creek

title: Thank God It's Food Poisoning

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Thank God It's Food Poisoning

overview: Barbara goes on a school trip and starts to feel a little sick. Good thing TGI Fridays is always there for you.  Audio from Always Open Podcast #34.

title: Thank God It's Food Poisoning

title: Ryan's Flying Failure

overview: Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned.  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #96

title: Ryan's Flying Failure

title: Cinema Sins

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Cinema Sins

overview: Michael, Trevor, and the gang talk about the superiority of Alamo Draft House movie theaters.  Audio from Off Topic #92

title: Cinema Sins

title: Keep the Engine Revved

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Keep the Engine Revved

overview: Mariel dated a girl for her car, Chris almost runs off the road, and Barbara sees more than she expected on a road trip to L.A.  Audio from Always Open #40

title: Keep the Engine Revved

title: Geoffrey Work

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Geoffrey Work

overview: Sanitation is important when you're working in fast food, and Geoff had a long way to go in his early years. This story involves poop... lots of poop.  Audio from Off Topic #13

title: Geoffrey Work

title: SUV Stunt Kids

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - SUV Stunt Kids

overview: Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action.  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487

title: SUV Stunt Kids

title: Burnie's Uber Story

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Burnie's Uber Story

overview: Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real???  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #481

title: Burnie's Uber Story

title: Jooley

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Jooley

overview: Jeremy has a run in with some pretty interesting guys at the bar. Is he cool enough to hang with them?  Audio from Off Topic: #46

title: Jooley

title: Movie Moments

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Movie Moments

overview: It's rarely just a normal movie with these guys. Miles, Gus, and Burnie describe a few experiences at the theater that they wont forget.  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #493

title: Movie Moments

title: Gavin Co-Pilot

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Gavin Co-Pilot

overview: Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb try to show him the light!  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #473

title: Gavin Co-Pilot

title: Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

overview: Lindsay apparently wasn't a great girl scout, she did sell a lot of cookies though. Also the gang realizes just how great and clean Japan is.  Audio from Always Open Podcast #21 and #40

title: Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

title: G.U.S.

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - G.U.S.

overview: When an I.T. professional is cast to create internet content with his four drunk friends, his life gradually reveals the fascinating portrait of a complex man who rose from obscurity to staggering heights. Witness the Pain, Suffering, and Agony of the tortured middle aged artist like never before!

title: G.U.S.

title: Moth in Your Ear

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Moth in Your Ear

overview: Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought.  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488

title: Moth in Your Ear

title: Chicken Tender Travesty

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chicken Tender Travesty

overview: Michael describes the loss, the gain, the loss again, and the true rebirth of the McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Tenders. It is truly a wild tale.  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #110

title: Chicken Tender Travesty

title: Cooking Naked

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Cooking Naked

overview: Ever cook naked? Chris has some tips and tricks to doing it right!  Audio From Rooster Teeth Podcast #499

title: Cooking Naked

title: Donut Poops

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Donut Poops

overview: When there's no bathroom, where do you poop? James Buckley has the answer.  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #123

title: Donut Poops

title: Flight of the Gungans

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Flight of the Gungans

overview: Lindsay is doing some improv and is stuck on a plane with one parachute, then she and Michael play out a scene in a galaxy far far away.  Audio from On the Spot #55 and #115

title: Flight of the Gungans

title: Risk Lad

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Risk Lad

overview: Trevor is Color Blind. Does that mean his other senses are heightened slightly? Is the world ready for a new super hero?  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

title: Risk Lad

title: Even Even More Plane Stories

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Even Even More Plane Stories

overview: The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air.  Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

title: Even Even More Plane Stories

title: Full Plate Jimmy Hat

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Full Plate Jimmy Hat

overview: Would you fight someone with a raging erection? If they have a full plate jimmy hat, you might want to think twice!  Audio from Backwardz Compatible, Vermintide 2

title: Full Plate Jimmy Hat

title: Fish Tank Prank

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Fish Tank Prank

overview: Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher.  Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135

title: Fish Tank Prank

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 1

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The London Poop Chronicles Part 1

overview: Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1.  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 1

title: Sketchy Scooters

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Sketchy Scooters

overview: They're here, they're there, they're everywhere! These scooters just pop up all over the place!  Audio from Off Topic Podcast #143

title: Sketchy Scooters

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 2

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - The London Poop Chronicles Part 2

overview: Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse.  Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 2

title: Villy Vonka

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Villy Vonka

overview: Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London.  Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

title: Villy Vonka

title: New Years Blackout

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - New Years Blackout

overview: James DeAngelis from Sugar Pine 7 gets wrecked on New Years in San Francisco.  Audio from: Always Open: Still Open #62

title: New Years Blackout

title: 2018

title: Mind Blowing Magician

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Mind Blowing Magician

overview: Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen.  Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140

title: Mind Blowing Magician

title: Wrong Name Right

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Wrong Name Right

overview: Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations!  Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143

title: Wrong Name Right

title: Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1

overview: Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London.  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

title: Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2

name: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2

overview: Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club.  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

title: Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3

name: Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3 | Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

overview: Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club.  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

title: Divorce Court - Part 1

name: Divorce Court - Part 1 | Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

overview: Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go?  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

title: Divorce Court - Part 1

title: Divorce Court - Part 2

overview: The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more.  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

title: Divorce Court - Part 2

title: Laxifish

overview: Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death.  Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490

title: Laxifish

title: Birthday Soup

overview:
Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 510

title: Birthday Soup

title: Siriously Accidental

overview:
Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 500

title: Siriously Accidental

title: Still More Plane Stories

overview:
You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya.

Audio from: Always Open #79

title: Still More Plane Stories

title: Andy Andy Yes Papa

overview:
Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs.

Audio from: On the Spot 128

title: Andy Andy Yes Papa

title: Gus Gets Some Sugar

overview:
Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #500

title: Gus Gets Some Sugar

title: Big Red

overview:
Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

title: Big Red

title: Dil-Do or Do Not

overview:
Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys.

Audio from Always Open: Still Open #61

title: Dil-Do or Do Not

title: GusVsUSPS

overview:
Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

title: GusVsUSPS

title: FightClubCruise

overview:
Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

title: FightClubCruise

title: Damien Does His Best

overview:
Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works?

Audio from Backwardz Compatible #2, 3, and 5

title: Damien Does His Best

title: Vengeful Cats

overview:
Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #446

title: Vengeful Cats

title: Waiter Strikes Later

overview:
Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

title: Waiter Strikes Later

title: Power Pound Friends

overview:
Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea.

Audio from: On The Spot #129

title: Power Pound Friends

title: Peeing Private Ramsey

overview:
Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491

title: Peeing Private Ramsey

title: Barbara Punkelman 6

overview:
Barbara does what she does best!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open

title: Barbara Punkelman 6

title: Burnie Sims

overview:
Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #509

title: Burnie Sims

title: Dirty Talk

overview:
Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502

title: Dirty Talk

title: Basco Tattoos

overview:
Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves!

Audio from: Fan Service #29

title: Basco Tattoos

title: Excuse-inal Support Animals

overview:
Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518

title: Excuse-inal Support Animals

title: Meanest Angriest Animal

overview:
Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

title: Meanest Angriest Animal

title: Nuthin Like Huffin

overview:
Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

title: Nuthin Like Huffin

title: Gameshow of Love

overview:
The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love.

Audio from: Always Open # 84

title: Gameshow of Love

title: Whale Cops

overview:
How many whales does it take until someone calls the police?

Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514

title: Whale Cops

title: Moon Walker Isolation

overview:
What if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid?

Audio from: Backwardz Compatible #13, 2015

title: Moon Walker Isolation

title: RT in Japan

overview:
Japan is more of a culture shock than expected for some of the RT crew.

Audio from: Rooster teeth Podcast 511

title: RT in Japan

title: Boat Body Burnie

overview:
Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

title: Boat Body Burnie

title: Lindsay Holiday Rally

overview:
Lindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to.

Audio from: Always Open #11

title: Lindsay Holiday Rally

title: Gus vs. Amazon

overview:
Gus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he expected.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #525

title: Gus vs. Amazon

title: Blaine the Christmas Crasher

overview:
Blaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #523

title: Blaine the Christmas Crasher

title: The Scarier Pigeon

overview:
Gus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 547

title: The Scarier Pigeon

title: Hawaiian Aloha

overview:
Burnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487

title: Hawaiian Aloha

title: Three Small Boars

overview:
Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/throne-of-eldraine "Three Small Boars" is a tale of suspense and intrigue that is sure to give you a healthy fear of the unknown.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563

title: Three Small Boars

title: Grossest Insert

overview:
What's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

title: Grossest Insert

title: The Pickling Problem

overview:
What exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522

title: The Pickling Problem

title: Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water

overview:
Gavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 516 & 535

title: Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water

title: Halloween Ball

overview:
The gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

title: Halloween Ball

title: Bobbing for Sticks

overview:
Chris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick back.

Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

title: Bobbing for Sticks

title: Burnie Burned

overview:
Burnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

title: Burnie Burned

title: Hands On Mistake

overview:
Miles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems.

Audio from: Always Open # 91

title: Hands On Mistake

title: Napoleon's Complex

overview:
Clayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight.

Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

title: Napoleon's Complex

title: 3 Soups 2 Many

overview:
Chris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

title: 3 Soups 2 Many

title: Smith Squad

overview:
Miles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played.

Audio from: On the Spot: 100

title: Smith Squad

title: That's a Lotta Roaches

overview:
Some news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

title: That's a Lotta Roaches

title: Chris Is Not Invited

overview:
Clayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend.

Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #5

title: Chris Is Not Invited

title: 2019

title: Make Room for Roomba

overview:
Roombas are almost as troublesome as real babies. Almost.

Audio from: Always Open #89

title: Make Room for Roomba

title: Mind Your Keys

overview:
Chad and Burnie tell some stories where a simple accident leads to a much bigger problem.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

title: Mind Your Keys

title: Goose Fat Dilemma

overview:
Continuing from that time Burnie wanted to swim the English Channel, the gang wonders how to "use" a goose.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

title: Goose Fat Dilemma

title: Miles Monster Hands

overview:
Miles gives great high fives! Sometimes they're too much though.

Audio from: Always Open #24

title: Miles Monster Hands

title: Hot Headed Honkers

overview:
How do you deal with being stuck in Traffic? Burnie and the gang sometimes let it get to their heads.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #556

title: Hot Headed Honkers

title: Origin Story

overview:
Burnie and Gus tell Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning the origin of their friendship.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #535

title: Origin Story

title: Sleepy Plane Stories

overview:
We will never run out of plane stories, so this time Barbara and Max express what not to do while sleeping on a plane.

Audio from Always Open #78

title: Sleepy Plane Stories

title: Geoff's Great Flood

overview:
Geoff's apartment is flooding and the front office isn't helping!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491

title: Geoff's Great Flood

title: Home Depot Orphans

overview:
Gus has had it with the kids playing in Home Depot.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #564

title: Home Depot Orphans

title: Dutch Oven Fun

overview:
The Funhaus team is a little too gassy for Gus' taste.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #341

title: Dutch Oven Fun

title: Spits and Farts

overview:
Sometimes you can't control your bodily functions. Just let it out.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #553

title: Spits and Farts

title: 3rd Grade Mean Girl

overview:
Barbara tells a story of when she destroyed a relationship out of jealousy! ...In 3rd grade, so it wasn't too big of a deal.

Audio from: Always Open #78

title: 3rd Grade Mean Girl

title: Poo Dreams

overview:
Gus infiltrates Gavin's dream about having to take a "poo"

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565

title: Poo Dreams

title: Reverse Snow White

overview:
Animals are once again after Gus, this time a bunch of raccoons have their fun with him.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565

title: Reverse Snow White

title: The Art of Pervy Parodies

overview:
Those good ol' classics have to be named with a clever mind, or else how will you know what's in store for you?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563

title: The Art of Pervy Parodies

title: Only Way Anime

overview:
Some people just aren't into anime, but that's only because they've never been forced to watch it.

Audio From: FanService 2019 #5

title: Only Way Anime

title: House Training Chris

overview:
Even something simple like using the bathroom can turn into a story when Chris is involved.

Audio From: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565

title: House Training Chris

title: Coles Alpaca

overview:
Did you know Cole Gallian once owned an Alpaca? Neither did we. Tune as Cole recounts their wacky adventures!

Audio From: On the Spot # 131

title: Coles Alpaca

title: Covid Dreamin

overview:
Stressed during these challenging times? You're not alone! The gang talks about their stress dreams.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast 593

title: Covid Dreamin

title: Spicy Peen

overview:
Choppin Jalapeños? Make sure to be careful where you put your hands. Geoff learned this the hard way.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 548

title: Spicy Peen

title: Royal Coffee Order

overview:
Gus is so predictable with his coffee, it's ready as soon as he enters the shop!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 568

title: Royal Coffee Order

title: Sugar Daddy Ratio

overview:
The gang talks about the mathematics around how many Sugar Daddies and Babies there seem to be.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 474

title: Sugar Daddy Ratio

title: Buttz Mitzvah

overview:
Barbara educates her friends on Jewish customs and traditions.

Audio from: On the Spot # 181

title: Buttz Mitzvah

title: Bathroom Sweater

overview:
Chris has a grand idea on how to keep people warm while they poop.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #567

title: Bathroom Sweater

title: Are you Mad

overview:
Really though, are you mad? Gus and Gavin explain that only you would know if you're mad.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #482

title: Are you Mad

title: Burnie's Butter Banter

overview:
The greatest argument RT has ever had, with two sides that both feel so strongly... about butter.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #474

title: Burnie's Butter Banter

title: Uranus Problems

overview:
The gang talks about bodily issues, specifically, this is an episode about butts.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #570

title: Uranus Problems

title: Trendy Treats

overview:
Popular names for popular foods, thought up by popular people! I'd eat that.

Audio from: On The Spot #176

title: Trendy Treats

title: Horny Toads

overview:
What is the meaning behind TCU's mascot?

Audio from: Fan Service: Happy Birthday Service!

title: Horny Toads

title: Bubby

overview:
Barbara takes Trevor to a family wedding and Trevor becomes more than friends with Barb's Bubby.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #569

title: Bubby

title: Gambo

overview:
A new challenger approaches in the Good Morning from Hell podcast !

Audio from :Good Morning from Hell #3

title: Gambo

title: No Swiping

overview:
Torrian rants about Dora the Explorer

Audio from: Death Battle Cast #1.4

title: No Swiping

title: Torrian vs KH

overview:
Torrian rants about Kingdom Hearts

Audio from: Death Battle Cast # 4.114

title: Torrian vs KH

title: Crapper Etiquette

overview:
Barb and friends talk about the nicest and most polite ways to poop.

Audio from: Always Open #118

title: Crapper Etiquette

title: Incremental Pranks

overview:
Gus spooks a neighbor with a haunted chair, and Becca gives a school friend a ton of forks.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #571

title: Incremental Pranks

title: Docking

overview:
Jessica had her innocence stolen when she first started working at Rooster Teeth.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #575

title: Docking

title: Milk Madness

overview:
Gavin and Blaine argue the difference between milk in America and the UK... if there is one.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591

title: Milk Madness

title: Geoff Vs The Homeless

overview:
Geoff is already having a bad day when a homeless man decided to threaten him with aids.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #573

title: Geoff Vs The Homeless

title: Dirty Water

overview:
Gus blames Chris for him drinking gross water.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #580

title: Dirty Water

title: Dad Answers

overview:
Travis McElroy has the answers. All of them. As any dad should.

Audio from: Always Open #134

title: Dad Answers

title: Superhand

overview:
Ben and Chad come together to create your next favorite super hero!

Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers

title: Superhand

title: Lostin

overview:
Burnie and Gus argue about Austin's city streets.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast, Stuck at Home #2

title: Lostin

title: Drive-by Makeout

overview:
Gus and Blaine both had awkward encounters with pda.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574

title: Drive-by Makeout

title: Dad Bod vs Father Bod

overview:
Erin is concerned about her neighbor's sun bathing habits.

Audio from: I Have Notes: Dad Bod vs. Father Bod

title: Dad Bod vs Father Bod

title: All Hail The CheeseMaster

overview: In a past Extra Life, Gus gets really drunk and attempts to make cheese... amongst other things.

title: All Hail The CheeseMaster

title: Candy Store

overview:
Burnie laments not doing more drugs in his youth.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast: Stuck at Home Ep.1

title: Candy Store

title: People Like Shirts

overview:
Jon starts off with a story about a grocery store mix-up, but then Gavin has had enough of the ""People Like-- "" Shirts.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #616

title: People Like Shirts

title: In Versus Out

overview:
The gang gets scientific when discussing poop and its many forms and physics.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #609

title: In Versus Out

title: Gavins Land

overview:
Gavin is very protective of his land. He can do whatever he wants with it and NO ONE will tell him otherwise.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591

title: Gavins Land

title: Boulder BS

overview:
Gus wanted a boulder for his yard, but forgets that they weigh a lot.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #607

title: Boulder BS

title: Deer Stalker

overview:
Chris is enlisted to help his friend with a deer that is stalking her.

Audio from: Chump Change #17

title: Deer Stalker

title: Squirrel Content

overview:
Gus is engaged in a territorial dispute with a squirrel in his yard.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #617

title: Squirrel Content

title: 2020

title: Chads Sack Whack Pt 1

overview:
Chad takes a hit and goes on a painful adventure to the doctors.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #602

title: Chads Sack Whack Pt 1

title: Chads Sack Whack Pt 2

overview:
Chad's hospital adventure continues with more pain and confusion.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #602

title: Chads Sack Whack Pt 2

title: Pain in the Glass

overview:
Blaine witnesses a very rude man in his local pizza restaurant.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #619

title: Pain in the Glass

title: Spoon Struggles

overview:
You knew this was going to be animated. So who is right? What spoon is the normal spoon?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #611

title: Spoon Struggles

title: Tangleroo

overview:
The gang decides to surprise achievement hunter with a new friend! It doesn't go as planned!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #580

title: Tangleroo

title: Put a "Bows" On "Ette"

overview:
Never thought this would be relevant again. Here's the ins and outs of Bowsette in animated form.

Audio from: Cross Play Lives!

title: Put a "Bows" On "Ette"

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 3

overview:
Continuing the poop related saga after 3 years! Young Geoff almost gets in trouble for shaking a porta-potty.

Audio from: Off Topic #147

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 3

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 4

overview:
Can you believe there were 4 stories related to poop at RTX London 2018? Jeremy shares another one about his not so peaceful bathroom visit.

Audio from: Off Topic #147

title: The London Poop Chronicles Part 4

title: Dumpy Stalls and Booger Walls

overview:
Bathrooms are dirty, but apparently some RT bathrooms are to the extreme.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574

title: Dumpy Stalls and Booger Walls

title: Glusttony

overview:
Sam finds out which deadly sin best fits him. Turns out there are two.

Audio from: I Have Notes 10-29

title: Glusttony

title: Back in the Day

overview:
Gus and Gavin realize they're really old and reminisce about a few fun adventures in the earlier days of Rooster Teeth.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #619

title: Back in the Day

title: Coke Vs Pepsi

overview:
Which side are you on? There is no middle ground between Coke or Pepsi. This is very serious.

Audio from: BzC Podcast #3

title: Coke Vs Pepsi

title: Booger's Big Blowout

overview:
Chris tries to take Booger on a car ride when things go horribly horribly wrong.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #611

title: Booger's Big Blowout

title: Nightmare on Saturday 2: NightmEric

overview:
Gus and Chris share some horrible dreams that involve Eric. Of course they're nightmares.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 578

title: Nightmare on Saturday 2: NightmEric

title: Trouble for Nothin

overview:
Gavin gets yelled at for no good reason. Same as any other day.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 630

title: Trouble for Nothin

title: Looking For a Hole

overview:
Sometimes people shouldn't stick things in other things. I mean sometimes they CAN, but really, should they?

Audio from Rooster Teeth # 577

title: Looking For a Hole

title: Lettuce on your Ding Dongs

overview:
Double Story time! Lindsay has an obsession with Ding Dongs, while Chris finds something suspicious on his nether regions.

Audio from Off Topic # 155, Rooster Teeth Podcast # 608

title: Lettuce on your Ding Dongs

title: Dreadful Dreaming

overview:
Gus has an awful dream involving Chris that turns out to actually be a believable story.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 618

title: Dreadful Dreaming

title: Just the Right Oreo

overview:
The double stuf oreo really is the best choice. Everyone agrees, right?

Audio from No Dumb Answers # 4

title: Just the Right Oreo

title: Tis the Season for Stealing

overview:
Chris accidentally committed a crime and he's here to spill the beans this season.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 578

title: Tis the Season for Stealing

title: Bearly Hands and Feet

overview:
Barbara asks another divisive question. How do bears wear slippers?

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 644

title: Bearly Hands and Feet

title: House Hauntings

overview:
Geoff talks about his old house and the spooky things that used to happen.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 643

title: House Hauntings

title: Starmie Hustle

overview:
Noel has a traumatic experience with a certain Pokémon card that he never recovers from.

Audio from Black Heritage Month Podcast

title: Starmie Hustle

title: The Winner is Clear

overview:
Who would win between Raven or Beast Boy? Or the real question, who would win between Tara Strong and Greg Cipes? Check out Tara and Greg on the Ship-It Show!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyKvero9c0o2X8Wb9gb-9Xg

Audio from Death Battle Cast #218

title: The Winner is Clear

title: Birthday Scoop on Snoop

overview:
Christian Young went to Snoop Dogg's house as a kid... and is related to him. Nothing interesting there AT ALL.

Audio from Black Heritage Month Podcast

title: Birthday Scoop on Snoop

title: Booger's Big Break In

overview:
Booger tries to pick a fight with another dog, regardless of what objects, like let's just say a closed window, may stand in his way.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 647

title: Booger's Big Break In

title: The Final Throw Up Part 1

overview:
Noel hasn't thrown up in 20 years because it was so traumatic for him. Part 1!

Audio from Rooster Select All Kickback #20

title: The Final Throw Up Part 1

title: Dental Distress

overview:
Gus and Gavin share some super fun stories of them at the dentist.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 649

title: Dental Distress

title: The Final Throw Up Part 2

overview:
Noel's story continues! The years have passed, but the memory of that infamous barf still haunts Noel.

Audio from Rooster Select All Kickback #20

title: The Final Throw Up Part 2

title: Rowdy Raccoons

overview:
They're back, and now there's more of them to bother Gus.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 623

title: Rowdy Raccoons

title: Bird! Batta Batta

overview:
Ever seen a bird hit a window? Or a baseball bat? Very dusty lads.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 653

title: Bird! Batta Batta

title: Frozen Coke Fix

overview:
Gus had a goal to drink a Frozen Coke, and there was NOTHING that was going to stop him.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 638

title: Frozen Coke Fix

title: Screwy Car Sales

overview:
The gang comes up with ways to improve the local car sale commercial. They're pretty convincing!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 640

title: Screwy Car Sales

title: Sandy Eye Sores

overview:
Andrew gets some sand splatted in his eyes and tries to get it out the only way his 12 year old brain can think of.

Audio from Chump Change # 20

title: Sandy Eye Sores

title: Melted & Crashed

overview:
Chris totaled his car twice and somehow ended up with more money than he started with.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #548

title: Melted & Crashed

title: Clammed Up

overview:
Clams will never let you down. In fact they've been reliable in Poland for 26 years.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 649

title: Clammed Up

title: Kayla's Hardest Laugh

overview:
Kayla and Zoe go on a fun hike with Fiona, nothing weird happens at all!

Audio from: Last Laugh Season 2 Bonus Footage

title: Kayla's Hardest Laugh

title: Actually on Fire Ants

overview:
Kdin tries to blame fire ants for almost burning down her house. It definitely wasn't her own fault.

Audio from Chump Change # 37

title: Actually on Fire Ants

title: Bathroom Dagobah

overview:
The gang reminisce on the most uncomfortable bathroom they've ever encountered.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 656

title: Bathroom Dagobah

title: Go Go Golfers

overview:
Jeremy, Alfredo, and Matt go Mario Golfing! Wonder who will win? (It's Matt)

Audio from: Mario Golf SuperRush G Fuel Stream

title: Go Go Golfers

title: Hot Leader Not

overview:
Kayla, Fiona, and Yssa rate some of the most attractive Pokemon gym leaders there are! Or... not.

Audio from No Dumb Answers # 10

title: Hot Leader Not

title: Playing Car Chicken

overview:
Sam runs over his "friend" with a car and feels no remorse.

Audio from Chump Change #29

title: Playing Car Chicken

title: Expired Workplace

overview:
Gavin is upset over just how expired and spooky the office has become while everyone was gone.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #666

title: Expired Workplace

title: Rewarding Awards

overview:
Look under your seats! You get an award! You get an award! Everyone gets an award!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 650

title: Rewarding Awards

title: The World's Worst Tetherball Accident

overview:
Not many people have had a severe Tetherball accident, but Sam sure did.

Audio from Select All Kickback S1E23

title: The World's Worst Tetherball Accident

title: The Grinch: The Terrible Truth

overview:
Jon explains his theory about how the Grinch is an enhanced superior Who.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #629

title: The Grinch: The Terrible Truth

title: Fighting Bird Children

overview:
Kyborg and GumGum from the Stinky Dragon crew, wander into a library where they get bullied.

Audio from Tales from the Stinky Dragon #5

title: Fighting Bird Children

title: Old Baby Hands Gus

overview:
With every day, Gus grows a little older... and a little softer too.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 664

title: Old Baby Hands Gus

title: Convention Confusion

overview:
Trusting Chris to know what he's getting into at a convention, was definitely a mistake on Gus's part.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 661

title: Convention Confusion

title: The Fight at Goodwill

overview:
Leave it to Chris to pick a fight with the oldest man alive while trying to do a good deed.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 659

title: The Fight at Goodwill

title: Comrade Mime

overview:
Blaine plays Pokemon Go moments before lift off on his long trip home.

Audio from: Black Box Down Podcast

title: Comrade Mime

title: 1st Class Stalking

overview:
Gus tells two stories of his adventures in flying first class, and the aftermath too.

Audio from: Black Box Down Podcast

title: 1st Class Stalking

title: 2021

title: Baseball Bruises

overview:
Eric and the boys play some rough and tough baseball where they're not kidding around.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #666

title: Baseball Bruises

title: Wolverine Bacon

overview:
Sounds tasty huh? The bacon is never ending thanks to the Wolverine!

Audio from: Select All Gaming S1EP49

title: Wolverine Bacon

title: Food Taste Takes

overview:
Everyone has food they do and don't like, but what about pig's feet?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #655

title: Food Taste Takes

title: That's NOT How Chia Works!

overview:
Ben really doesn't understand how Chia Pet's work, so Chad tries to explain it.

Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers Genos vs War Machine

title: That's NOT How Chia Works!

title: The Skittles Mafia

overview:
Chris accidentally starts a mafia in his elementary school. Gotta get to that rainbow rank!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #668

title: The Skittles Mafia

title: Kiddie Injustice

overview:
When you're wronged as a kid, you may never forget the injustice as long as you live.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #670

title: Kiddie Injustice

title: From Zero to Sneezo

overview:
You know the sneeze. You know how loud it is. You're gonna sneeze like that one day.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #670

title: From Zero to Sneezo

title: Crop Top Lockout

overview:
At this point it's expected, right? Chris accidentally locks himself outside wearing nothing but undies and a crop top.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #673

title: Crop Top Lockout

title: Greasy Shower Chef-nanigans

overview:
Alfredo doesn't eat a lot of greasy food, but when he does, it's in the shower.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #674

title: Greasy Shower Chef-nanigans

title: 2020 Goals

overview:
Jon and Gavin explain all the things they didn't do in 2020.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #671

title: 2020 Goals

title: Ahsoka No No

overview:
Kdin has a LOT to say about Ahsoka in season 2 of the Mandalorian.

Audio from: Model Employees - S1E28

title: Ahsoka No No

title: Raccoon Rumble

overview:
Gus has another visit from some raccoons so you know it's gonna be wild.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #678

title: Raccoon Rumble

title: Chris The Handyman

overview:
Taking out the trash is not actually home improvement... or is it? (It's not)

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #677

title: Chris The Handyman

title: A Good Gluey Apple

overview:
Geoff has some extreme temptations to be a menace all because of an apple.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #675

title: A Good Gluey Apple

title: Ants in my Noods

overview:
Whats the last thing you expect in your noodles? It might be ants.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #679

title: Ants in my Noods

title: Cap Shoulda Won

overview:
Chad is very upset that Cap'n Crunch did not win.

Audio from: Death Battle Cast #256

title: Cap Shoulda Won

title: Awkward Meetings with Celebrities

overview:
Do you ever freeze up when you meet someone you admire? We all do.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #688

title: Awkward Meetings with Celebrities

title: Angels or Aliens

overview:
Kayla explains how biblical angels are way more terrifying than you think.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #685

title: Angels or Aliens

title: Vlasic Barb

overview:
Barb makes a spill while at the airport and of course, a pun was made.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #688

title: Vlasic Barb

title: McDonalds Bridge

overview:
The McDonalds Bridge is real! Cole swears by it, but the gang isn't quite convinced.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #683

title: McDonalds Bridge

title: Villain Origins

overview:
Gus and Andrew really have had it with all the rude uncaring strangers they encounter.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #688

title: Villain Origins

title: Likable Lingo Owl

overview:
We can all learn a little something from the likable lingo owl.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #689

title: Likable Lingo Owl

title: Elyse's Quality Organs

overview:
Want them, need them, gotta have them! Elyse has the most quality organs around!

Audio from: 30 Morbid Minutes S1:E4

title: Elyse's Quality Organs

title: Bucket Hat Babies

overview:
Blaine and Chris were forced to wear the worst piece of clothing the world. Bucket Hats. (According to them)

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #691

title: Bucket Hat Babies

title: Climate Defense Force

overview:
Kayla explains the best way to save the earth from climate change.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #691

title: Climate Defense Force

title: Business In Tokyo

overview:
Charlotte takes the news of Patricks disappearance surprisingly well.

Audio from: Survive Block Island S1:E5

title: Business In Tokyo

title: French Fry Fraud

overview:
The definition of a french fry has gotten too vague for Chris.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #696

title: French Fry Fraud

title: The Unbeatable Combo

overview:
What is the unbeatable combo? Why does no one know? Was it even real in the first place?

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #697

title: The Unbeatable Combo

title: Airport Suites and Creeps

overview:
Barb stays in a creepy airport suite for the night and Gavin learns why it's important to lock your doors.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #700

title: Airport Suites and Creeps

title: Forbidden Snacks

overview:
The gang talks about all the things that look tasty but you should never eat! NEVER!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #701

title: Forbidden Snacks

title: Barbs Bouquet Grab

overview:
Barb finally gets serious about catching a bouquet at all costs.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #703

title: Barbs Bouquet Grab

title: Geoff Ruins Bowling Night

overview:
Desperate for friends, Geoff shows off his bowling skills and it goes terribly.

Audio from: ANMA Podcast #6

title: Geoff Ruins Bowling Night

title: Hiring Who?

overview:
Apparently it was so easy to get hired back in the day that some people just did it themselves!

Audio from: ANMA Podcast #3

title: Hiring Who?

title: Birthday Blazertaggin

overview:
Gavin had the ultimate birthday party idea and it was just as fun as it sounds.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #704

title: Birthday Blazertaggin

title: Gus has Never Been More Wrong

overview:
There was a point in time when Gus thought he knew everything, boy was he wrong. Still is!

Audio from: ANMA Podcast # 7

title: Gus has Never Been More Wrong

title: Cyber Informant Gus

overview:
When Gus is the only one with internet as a kid, of course he's gotta use that to his benefit and make some money!

Audio from: ANMA Podcast # 7

title: Cyber Informant Gus

title: What is Chris?

overview:
Really though... Is Chris a lizard? An alien? Some sort of stand alone species? The gang observes him closely.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 708

title: What is Chris?

title: Brian Hates Dogs

overview:
He really does. Brian hates dogs and he tries to get everyone else on his side too. It doesn't work.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 703

title: Brian Hates Dogs

title: Chris's Airline Adventure Part 1

overview:
An adventure that could only happen to Chris unfolds as he simply tries to get on an airplane. Part 1!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 709

title: Chris's Airline Adventure Part 1

title: Chris's Airline Adventure Part 2

overview:
Again Chris continues to make mistakes the the very end as his spectacular airport adventure continues!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 709

title: Chris's Airline Adventure Part 2

title: Service Robot Rage

overview:
Just some normal robots taking your order! Nothing could go wrong with that, right?

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 709

title: Service Robot Rage

title: The Meeting of the Infinight Interns

overview:
Just who are these rag tag group of travelers? Meet them all one by one before their big adventure!

Audio from Tales From the Stinky Dragon A1Ep1

title: The Meeting of the Infinight Interns

title: Classic Frank Stories

overview:
Just who is he? I'm not sure but Gus and Geoff have a lot to say about Frank!

Audio from: ANMA Podcast #11

title: Classic Frank Stories

title: Sending to Slovakia

overview:
Gus found out so much about one sweet old lady, just by standing behind her at the post office.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 716

title: Sending to Slovakia

title: We Can Save Him!

overview:
As John is voted off, his teammates, especially Michael, desperately try to save him.

Audio from: Survive Block Island S2E2

title: We Can Save Him!

title: Forgotten Halloween Traditions

overview:
Elyse and Jessica discuss Halloween traditions from long ago that haven't stuck around! For good reason too.

Audio from: 30 Morbid Minutes S3:E5

title: Forgotten Halloween Traditions

title: More Classic Frank Stories

overview:
Frank is BACK. The real Frank this time, with a few more stories from the past told by Geoff and Gus.

Audio from: ANMA Podcast #11

title: More Classic Frank Stories

title: Princess Rescuing Trio

overview:
3 adventurers from Funhaus introduce themselves and start a new quest to rescue a princess!

Audio from: Must Be Dice SPRQ:E1

title: Princess Rescuing Trio

title: Through the Cracks

overview:
The gang tells two stories of how easily things just slip right through the cracks.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 717

title: Through the Cracks

title: Armando's Advice

overview:
Gus runs into a situation that he feels is uncomfortable, but Armando lets him know it's actually a blessing!

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 721

title: Armando's Advice

title: Kiosk Chaos

overview:
Gus goes through a series of hoops just to return another package. It's never easy.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 722

title: Kiosk Chaos

title: Invasive Animal Overkill

overview:
Charlotte and Patrick discuss the various animals that can destroy Hawaii's ecosystem with ease.

Audio from: Ship Hits the Fan # 28

title: Invasive Animal Overkill

title: 2022

title: Chris Walks Into a Room

overview:
Chris makes a mistake and instead of clearing the confusion, he doubles down.

Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 724

title: Chris Walks Into a Room

title: Alaskan Rat Roulette

overview: The pinnacle of rodent-based gambling is explored in this episode of Animated Adventures

title: Alaskan Rat Roulette

title: Hectic Helicopter Havoc

overview:
Armando explains the hectic nature of California beach life.

This audio is from Funhaus Podcast

title: Hectic Helicopter Havoc

title: Hot Tub Soup

overview: Chris ends up with too many hot tubs, accidentally, on purpose. RTP Hot Tub stream when?

title: Hot Tub Soup

title: Secret Gus

overview:
Gus keeps an important secret from Geoff. What other secrets may he be hiding?

This audio is from ANMA Podcast

title: Secret Gus

title: Truck'd Up Troubles

overview:
BK finds herself spiraling as Trevor seems more interested in being an Influencer than actually cooking any food.

This audio is from Truck'd Up

title: Truck'd Up Troubles

title: Kiddie Pool Problems

overview:
Kids in the pool shouldn't bother the adults, but of course they do anyway.

This audio is from Rooster Teeth Podcast

title: Kiddie Pool Problems

title: Computer, Enhance

overview:
Alfredo teaches Trevor how to use computers to catch nefarious people.

This audio is from Red Web

title: Computer, Enhance

title: Hottest in the Office

overview: The Funhaus crew have some very interesting questions regarding the X-Men.

title: Hottest in the Office

title: Mantis Shrimp Menace

overview: The gang discusses the most SciFi creature on earth, the Mantis Shrimp.

title: Mantis Shrimp Menace

title: Better Than Bad Drivers

overview: Austin Texas is a unique place with uniquely bad drivers! One of which might be Blizz.

title: Better Than Bad Drivers

title: Airpod Gulps

overview: Dogs, the best of creatures, the worst of creatures, a tale of two pods.

title: Airpod Gulps

title: 2023

overview: The animated shenanigans of the Rooster Teeth staff. Audio taken from the Rooster Teeth Podcast.

title: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

title: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures