title: Chalk

type: Backdrop

status: Ended

Season 1

title: Suzy Arrives

overview: It's Suzy's first day as a teacher but none of her training has prepared her to cope with Galfast High School. She soon encounters Eric Slatt, the incompetent yet ambitious Deputy Headmaster, who manages to make a bad school worse. There are dead rats in the water tank, a dead teacher in one of the classrooms and the pupils are revolting in every sense of the word.

title: Suzy Arrives

character: Janet Slatt

type: Cast

job: Writer

department: Writing

type: Crew

job: Director

department: Directing

title: The Interview

overview: Eric Slatt has applied for a headship and so has his current headmaster, Mr. Nixon. Eric is desperate to move away from Galfast High School, so he'll go to any lengths to make sure he gets a new job.

title: The Interview

character: Max

type: GuestStar

title: The Staff Meeting

overview: A disillusioned pupil is interviewed on local radio and rumours begin to spread about Galfast High School. A television news crew turns up to investigate the rumours while the staff are having a meeting. Eric Slatt has finds himself trapped and in desperate need of a trip to the toilet.

title: The Staff Meeting

title: Both Called Eric

overview: One of the sixth formers at Galfast High School becomes a mother, but who is the father ? Surely it can't be Eric Slatt ? And who is 'Pumpman' ?

title: Both Called Eric

character: Jason Cockfoster

title: The Inspection

overview: The school is about to be inspected, so Eric Slatt has started to panic. He becomes even more panic-stricken when he finds that all of the pupils have disappeared.

title: The Inspection

title: Mother

overview: Eric Slatt is worried when his mother threatens to pay a visit. He's afraid that details of his childhood, which he would rather keep hidden, will be revealed. He also has to cope with the annual football match between pupils and staff.

title: Mother

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: New Student

overview: A new student named Ronald Langham spends a week at the school.

title: New Student

title: Amanda

overview: An inspector from the Local Education Authority visits the school to investigate financial irregularities.

title: Amanda

title: Bungee

overview: Eric Slatt criticises Maureen Bullivant during morning assembly. Later, at the parents' evening, he has reason to regret his harsh words.

title: Bungee

character: Girl 1

title: Dream

overview: Eric and Suzy both have a dream after a new pupil starts at the school.

title: Dream

title: Exam

overview: Exams are approaching, and Eric Slatt has to go and upset the school's star pupil.

title: Exam

title: Party

overview: It's the end of term, and the staff are looking forward to celebrating.

title: Party

title: Season 2

overview: A British television sitcom set in a comprehensive school named Galfast High. Two series written by Steven Moffat were broadcast on BBC1 in 1997. Like his earlier sitcom Joking Apart, it was produced by Andre Ptaszynski. The series focuses upon deputy headteacher Eric Slatt, permanently stressed over the chaos he creates both by himself and some of his eccentric staff. His wife Janet and new English teacher Suzy Travis attempt to help him solve the problems.

title: Chalk

title: Chalk

character: Eric Slatt

character: Suzy Travis

character: Amanda Trippley

character: J.F. Kennedy


title: Is It Bill Bailey?

type: Poster

Series 1

title: Dr. Who

type: Still

overview: Sketches were: ""My mate Dave says..."", Airport Baggage Handler, Whistle Tester, One Man and His Dog, Eyewitnesses, Brian Logan and the Battle Re-enactment. Bill also talked about harnessing the goodwill of dogs, automatic taps, nutters, madness and genius, nostalgia and castles. He also performed a spoof rock song and a Belgium jazz version of the Dr Who theme (Dr Qui.)

title: Dr. Who

job: Producer

department: Production

job: Editor

department: Editing

job: Location Manager

job: Camera Supervisor

department: Camera

job: Property Buyer

department: Art

job: Location Sound Recordist

department: Sound

job: Production Assistant

job: Makeup Artist

department: Costume & Make-Up

job: Lighting Camera

department: Crew

job: Sound Supervisor

job: Assistant Camera

job: Additional Writing

job: Lighting Director

department: Lighting

job: Script Editor

job: Costume Designer

job: Gaffer

job: Production Designer

job: Executive Producer

job: Producer's Assistant

character: Various Roles

title: Cartoon Music

title: Cartoon Music

title: Glastonbury

title: Glastonbury

title: Scottish Time Travel

title: Scottish Time Travel

title: Cockney Music

title: Cockney Music

title: Mastermind

title: Mastermind

title: Series 1

overview: Is It Bill Bailey? is a stand up/sketch comedy series written by and starring Bill Bailey. Each episode features stage performances, interspersed with skits starring himself and other actors. As well as parodies of pop songs or artists, he deconstructs music from popular television shows.

title: Is It Bill Bailey?

title: Is It Bill Bailey?

overview: Is het Bill Bailey? is een stand-up/sketch-comedyserie geschreven door en met in de hoofdrol Bill Bailey. Elke aflevering bevat toneelvoorstellingen, afgewisseld met sketches waarin hijzelf en andere acteurs in de hoofdrol staan. Naast parodieën op popsongs of artiesten deconstrueert hij muziek uit populaire televisieshows.


title: Committed

Season 1

title: The Pilot Episode

overview: Nate is set up to go on a blind date with Susan, only when he goes to pick her up, he picks up Marni, who was set to go on a different blind date. After talking through dinner, they realize they are perfect for each other, but also realize that they are on the wrong dates.

title: The Pilot Episode

job: Director

character: Todd

character: Russian Cleaners Man

character: Stood-Up Date

character: Waiter

character: Boa

character: Marni's Date

character: Woman in Elevator

title: The Return of Todd Episode

overview: To make it up to Marni for throwing Todd out on their first date, Nate decides he will spend a day hanging out with Todd. However, Nate doesn't really want to hang out with him. Nate makes up excuses to avoid Todd, but Marni ruins his plans. Todd joins in on a basketball game that Nate and Bowie are playing. Todd continuously harasses Nate, causing Nate to bring out his true feelings about Todd.

title: The Return of Todd Episode

character: Blinky

character: Rusty the Mailman

character: Record Store Clerk

character: Big Man

title: The Apartment Episode

overview: Marni has never seen Nate's apartment, so she invites herself over one night. However, Nate is embarrased to have Marni see the clutter in his apartment, so he makes excuses to keep her away. Tess tells Marni to break in to see it while Nate is at work, only they get more than they bargained for when they do.

title: The Apartment Episode

job: Writer

character: Chinese Delivery Guy

character: Tattoo Artist

character: Chinese Subway Passenger

title: The Tea Episode

overview: Nate decides that he wants to become closer to Marni, so he brings a cup of her favourite tea to the hospital where she works. When he gets there he is surprised to find that Marni has another boyfriend, albeit an imaginary one.

title: The Tea Episode

character: Ruby

character: Doctor

character: Paramedic

character: Mrs. Lubitsch

character: Raoul

character: Reverend

title: The Morning After

overview: Nate spends the night at Marni's for the first time, and they decide to have a picnic the next day. The only trouble is Marni's father, who abandoned her, causes some problems on the way to their picnic.

title: The Morning After

character: Richard

character: Cop

character: Deli Server

character: Girl in Coffee Shop

character: Barrista

title: The Birthday Episode

overview: On the night before, Marni informs Nate that the next day is her birthday. Nate goes out scrambling for the perfect gift, but is always outdone by Todd. When Nate finally has the perfect gift, he can not give it to Marni because they keep getting interrupted. But when he finally does, it brings the two closer together.

title: The Birthday Episode

character: Ryan

title: The Snap Out Of It Episode

overview: Marni is up for a promotion at work, but when she doesn't get the job, she falls into a depression. Nate tries everything he can think of to snap her out of it, including seeing what he thinks is a therapist for advice.

title: The Snap Out Of It Episode

title: The Snow Episode

overview: Marni and Nate have a really bad day, so they decide to lock themselves inside Marni's apartment to disconnect from the world. Only it is difficult to stay disconnected for Marni when it starts snowing.

title: The Snow Episode

title: The Mother Episode

overview: Nate takes Marni to meet his mother, who is residing in an asylum. The only problem is his mother doesn't like Marni, and Marni is desperate for her approval.

title: The Mother Episode

title: The Statue Guy Episode

overview: Nate faces his fears when he attends the funeral of Fred the Statue Guy, but accidentally takes communion even though he is Jewish. Elsewhere, Marni introduces Tess to her hairstylist, who when washing Marni's hair, causes Marni to have ""hairgasms"".

title: The Statue Guy Episode

title: The Burger Episode

overview: Nate loses a bet to Bowie, and must buy him a $29 hamburger. Just as they are about to leave, they run into Marni, who invites herself out with them. Nate needs to go get cash from the ATM, only he runs into trouble with a homeless man he tries to help. All of this delays Bowie from his hamburger, which he fasted for 24 hours to have.

title: The Burger Episode

title: The Perfect Person Episode (1)

overview: Todd, in an attempt to break up Nate & Marni, sets Nate up by getting him drunk, and placing him in bed with the person he has a lot in common with.

title: The Perfect Person Episode (1)

title: The Perfect Person Episode (2)

overview: Nate wakes up in Natalie's bed, and quickly gets out of there. He later tells Marni, and about a kiss shared between Nate & Natalie. Marni decides she needs to kiss a guy to be even, which leads to Nate and Marni "breaking up". However, Marni is reluctant to give up, and chases Nate down, who says his speech was only to say he is sick of Marni's behavior, and that they will be together forever.

title: The Perfect Person Episode (2)

title: Season 1

overview: Two single and extremely eccentric New Yorkers are subject to constant interference from their equally eccentric friends when they begin dating.

title: Committed


title: Scotsport

title: Episode 1

title: 1957

overview: Scotsport was a Scottish sports television programme, broadcast on STV in northern and central Scotland, as well as on ITV Border in southern Scotland. It was recognised as the world's longest-running sports television magazine.

title: Scotsport

original_title: Scotsport

original_language: en


title: Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie

Specials

title: The Mongol Rally Part 1

overview: There's no rest for the wicked, as Jack Osbourne embarks upon another extreme adventure. This time round Jack has enlisted the help of five friends as he prepares to take on the ultimate driving experience - The Mongol Rally. The team will be driving The King of the Jungle - a 1985 fiat Panda 4x4 which cost just £350

title: The Mongol Rally Part 1

title: The Mongol Rally Part 2

title: The Mongol Rally Part 2

title: Season 0

title: Series 1, Show 1

overview: Follows Jack through daily five-mile runs, six-hour training sessions, fasting and enemas during an intense stay at a sweltering Muay Thai boxing camp near Bangkok.

title: Series 1, Show 1

title: Series 1, Show 2

overview: Kelly Osbourne visits her brother in Spain to watch him risk his life running with the bulls in Pamplona. Jack also confronts his tear-inducing phobia of heights during a training session in the French Alps.

title: Series 1, Show 2

title: Series 1, Show 3

overview: Tensions mount as Ozzy and Sharon watch their son quiver his way up the jagged rockface of California's El Capitan mountain.

title: Series 1, Show 3

overview: Jack Osbourne, from the world's most famous TV family, is on a mission.  He wants to take on one of the planet's most extreme rock climbing challenges - El Capitan in Yosemite National Park.

Season 2

title: Series 2, Show 1

overview: Jack Osbourne heads around the world for the next three months testing his adrenaline-fuelled resolve. He challenges himself with the world's biggest bungee jump and the Marathon des sables, a 150-mile ultra-marathon through the Sahara Desert.

title: Series 2, Show 1

title: Series 2, Show 2

overview: Osbourne takes on a gruelling jungle expedition in Central America with Trekforce.

title: Series 2, Show 2

title: Series 2, Show 3

overview: The adventure continues in New Zealand where Jack tries some white-water kayaking before heading to Japan for a series of gruelling trials.

title: Series 2, Show 3

title: Series 2, Show 4

overview: India challenges Jack, where he tries the ancient and hard-core combat sport of Kushti Wrestling. After that there is one more ordeal he must pass before heading home..

title: Series 2, Show 4

title: Season 2

Season 3

title: Series 3, Show 1

overview: Jack's global adventure kicks off in New Zealand, and he wastes no time in getting his young recruits stuck into their first challenge - walking a slack line, or tightrope, suspended over a sickening drop high in the mountains. To even get to its location, after being dropped off by helicopter, the recruits face a gruelling uphill mountain slog. Two things soon become clear to Jack - he has an unfit bunch on his hands, and he's going to face a lot of moaning over the coming weeks.

title: Series 3, Show 1

title: Series 3, Show 2

overview: Jack and his crew are off to the Sarawak jungle. Here they will live beneath the canopy for six days as they trek towards the home of the Penan, one of the last truly nomadic jungle tribes untouched by the 21st Century. This task will be make or break time for recruits' mental and psychical capabilities and with no hospital nearby, preparation for the journey is the ultimate key to survival.

title: Series 3, Show 2

title: Series 3, Show 3

overview: After four adrenaline-soaked weeks away in New Zealand and Borneo, Jack and the recruits regroup in London for their next adventure. The challenge: to run a route though central London. Sounds easy? This being Adrenaline Junkie, they're going to do it the hard way by joining a hardcore team of urban runners, who are going to do the run parcour style. Jack and his recruits will use stairs, handrails and balconies to create their own obstacle course through London’s streets, and they've only got two days to get their skills up to scratch.

title: Series 3, Show 3

title: Series 3, Show 4

overview:
Jack is lying in a freezing tent, deep in the mountains 300 miles into the Arctic circle in Northern Finland, too ill to move. Outside, the merciless wind is dropping the temperature to minus 28. The nearest major hospital is 250 miles away, and he's 50 miles across savage, storm exposed terrain from the nearest road. If ever there is a moment so far in Jack’s adventures on Adrenaline Junkie when they look like  they could come to an end, then this is it.

Jack sends the recruits back to the kick boxing school in Thailand that licked him into shape in the first series of Adrenaline Junkie. It's a punishing regime of fitness training and learning how to fight, Thai style. Here, Londoner Kai, who has struggled with many of the challenges, comes into his own.

title: Series 3, Show 4

title: Series 3, Show 5

overview:
After surviving the rigours of the world’s tallest bungee, Jack and his recruits head deep into the heart of China for their next challenge – kung fu training with the Shaolin monks.

It's a serious undertaking. A regime of 5am starts, spartan living conditions and a punishing physical programme of learning moves and dramatically increasing fitness levels. To get through their week, Jack’s recruits will need every last ounce of self discipline they possess - just what Jack feels they need at this stage of their global adventure.

title: Series 3, Show 5

title: Series 3, Show 6

overview: Leaving the tough kung fu school behind, Jack and his recruits head west, deep into the heart of the Mongolian outback. Over the next week, they will live, work, eat and sleep the traditional life of nomadic cowboys.

title: Series 3, Show 6

title: Series 3, Show 7

overview: Jack Osbourne takes the recruits to Hawaii, challenging them to a dive in Shark infested waters.

title: Series 3, Show 7

title: Series 3, Show 8

overview: Jack Osbourne takes five young people around the world to experience a life-changing odyssey as they engage in a series of adrenaline-fuelled challenges. Jack and his recruits round up their global adventure by sky diving from a World War II aircraft into the blue skies of California

title: Series 3, Show 8

title: Season 3

Season 4

title: Series 4, Show 1

overview: Jack Osbourne and the gang of well known faces take on some of the toughest adrenaline thrills challenges the world can offer. In this episode, he is joined by Hollywood star Elijah Wood as they go white water rafting on the Zambezi River, cross the world's largest waterfall on a rope, and undertake a terrifying canyon swing.

title: Series 4, Show 1

title: Series 4, Show 2

overview: Jack Osbourne and his celebrity companions take on more of the toughest adrenaline thrills challenges the world can offer. In the Alps he is joined by Happy Mondays icon Bez, Ex-EastEnder Charlie Brooks and Shameless's Jody Latham. They take on the world's biggest bungee down the front of the dam which featured in Goldeneye, build their very own ice hotel in the mountains, and undertake a terrifying mid-air jump from one cable car to another.

title: Series 4, Show 2

title: Series 4, Show 3

overview: Jack Osbourne and his celebrity companions take on more of the toughest adrenaline thrills challenges the world can offer. Still in the Alps with Happy Mondays icon Bez, ex-EastEnder Charlie Brooks and Shameless's Jody Latham, the adrenaline kicks up a notch as they attempt a terrifying leap from one cable car to another, before taking on the most dangerous motor racing circuit in Europe. They round off their adventure with some Swiss pant wrestling and a spot of wing walking.

title: Series 4, Show 3

title: Series 4, Show 4

overview: Jack Osbourne and his celebrity companions take on more of the toughest challenges the world can offer. He is joined by fashion model Jodie Kidd, actor John Thomson and ex-Busted band member Matt Willis in New Zealand, where they fly through the mountains suspended under a helicopter, climb ice walls, cross a raging river on a tightrope and bungee jump from a cable car.

title: Series 4, Show 4

title: Series 4, Show 5

overview: Jack Osbourne and his celebrity mates continue their quest to seek out the world's biggest adrenaline rushes. Jack is still in New Zealand with supermodel Jodie Kidd, actor John Thomson, and ex-Busted bandmember Matt Willis, where they undertake a gruelling 24-hour adventure race involving sea kayaking, cycling, waterfall jumping and running, followed by a terrifying bungy jump from a cable car. After Kayaking John quits and then it's left to Jack, Matt and Jodie to continue. Then They have to traverse from a huge rock or they face a 20 minute penalty. Soon it's back to biking then caving which they do with a heavy heart.

title: Series 4, Show 5

title: Series 4, Show 6

overview: Jack Osbourne and his celebrity companions continue their quest to seek out the world's biggest adrenaline challenges. R&B star Craig David, presenter Emma Griffiths, and Huey from the Fun Lovin' Criminals join Jack to spend a terrifying night strapped to the side of a cliff, descend into the world's biggest hole, and learn how to box in Mexico City.

title: Series 4, Show 6

title: Series 4, Show 7

overview: Jack Osbourne and his celebrity companions continue their quest to seek out the world's biggest adrenaline challenges. He continues to learn how to box in Mexico City's tough gyms with Craig David, presenter Emma Griffiths and Huey from the Fun Lovin' Criminals. Their training involves getting in the ring with a bull, and taking part in an Indian fire ceremony, before their tuition culminates in a fierce bout against a professional opponent.

title: Series 4, Show 7

title: Series 4, Show 8

overview: Jack Osbourne takes a gang of famous friends on a mission to find the toughest adrenaline challenges in the world. In Africa he is joined by ex-Hollyoaks babe Gemma Atkinson, Harry potter star Tom Felton and Coronation Street's Wendi Peters; where they bunjee jump from a terrifyingly high bridge, go nose-to-nose with great white sharks and freefall parachute from a helicopter.

title: Series 4, Show 8

title: Season 4

Season 5

title: Series 5, Episode 1

overview: Jack's family join his this series in his quest to experience the planet's most extreme thrills. This week they drive across vertical rock faces.

title: Series 5, Episode 1

title: Series 5, Episode 2

overview: Jack and his parents travel to Argentina, where they go on a two-day dog-sledding expedition into the mountains in cold weather.

title: Series 5, Episode 2

title: Series 5, Episode 3

overview: Joanna Page, Jesse Metcalfe and Reggie Yates travel to New Zealand with Jack, where they bungee jump from Auckland Harbour bridge. They then make the trip to Queenstown where they have to face the world's largest canyon swing. They then have to dangle off the side of a mountain attached to a helicopter.

title: Series 5, Episode 3

title: Series 5, Episode 4

overview: Joanna Page, Jesse Metcalfe and Reggie Yates continue their adventure with Jack in New Zealand. The experience a night-time bungee jump high above Queenstown before moving on to Dubai. Once there they play a game of camel polo and compete in a powerboat race.

title: Series 5, Episode 4

title: Series 5, Episode 5

overview: Jack travels to the Canadian Rockies with Natalie Imbruglia, Billy Boyd and Konnie Huq for a series of different challenges. Firstly they have to climb Mount Fable but they soon find themselves in difficulties. They also go mountain biking in some woods and experience underground caving.

title: Series 5, Episode 5

title: Series 5, Episode 6

overview: Natalie Imbruglia, Billy Boyd and Konnie Huq travel to Hawaii with Jack. Whilst there they try out free diving and they then go on a kayaking trip along the remote volcanic coastline. A the end of their trip they try out surfing.

title: Series 5, Episode 6

title: Season 5

overview:
Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie was a British reality television series on ITV2, series 1 focused on Jack Osbourne's globe-trekking six-month quest to get in physical and mental shape to climb the rockface of California's El Capitan mountain, the show documents Osbourne running with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain, following a strict exercise regimen, Muay Thai training in Thailand, and "an overall 180-degree mental make-over".

The show was broadcast by MuchMusic in Canada, and the Travel Channel in the United States, and Series 1 and 2 were repeated on the ITV Network late at night. The programme is also broadcast on the Extreme Sports Channel in the UK.

title: Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie

title: Jack Osbourne - koukussa vaaraan

overview: Ozzy Osbournen hulivilipoika Jack rikkoo omia rajojaan tässä sarjassa. Jack päättää kivuta Yosemiten kansallispuiston El Capitanin huipulle. Kyseessä on lähes pystysuora rinne, joka kohoaa noin kilometrin korkeuteen. Haastetta lisää Jackin kokemattomuus, huono kunto ja ylipaino. Jack antaa itselleen viisi kuukautta aikaa - sen jälkeen on aika kokeilla uskaliasta yritystä. Sarjassa seurataan Jackin treenausta ympäri maailmaa - pääseekö bilehile tarvittavaan kuntoon ja valloittamaan El Capitanin?

original_title: Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie


title: Gameshow Marathon

Season 1

title: The Price is Right

title: The Price is Right

title: Take Your Pick

title: Take Your Pick

title: Golden Shot

title: Golden Shot

title: Sale of the Century

title: Sale of the Century

title: Play Your Cards Right

title: Play Your Cards Right

title: Bullseye

title: Bullseye

title: Family Fortunes

title: Family Fortunes

overview: Gameshow Marathon was a British game show, broadcast on ITV from 17 September 2005 to 26 May 2007. After a quick retrospective look at the history of the particular show, the show itself is recreated. This involved recreating the original set and using original opening programme titles, including the appropriate producer ident. All participants are celebrities, and any prizes won go into a "Viewer Prize Mountain" which is awarded to a viewer via a phone-in competition.

title: Gameshow Marathon

title: Gameshow Marathon

title: Gameshow Marathon

character: Himself

original_title: Gameshow Marathon


title: Free Ride

type: Logo

status: Canceled

title: Missouri Loves Company

overview: Nate Stahlings decides to move home after graduating from college, but finds surprises: his parents are now in therapy, his old room has been changed into his parents' gym, and could that strange guy at Kash Kutters become his new best friend?

title: Missouri Loves Company

character: Calvin

character: Dylan Hudney

character: Steve Moss

character: Cody

character: Diane

character: Ronnie

character: Tyler

character: Maya

title: Up the Aunty

overview: Nate gets a job at a themed restaurant and then, with his co-worker, goes out on a double date with Dove and a family friend.

title: Up the Aunty

character: Megan

character: Deeta the Waitress

character: Aunt Louise

character: Lounge Singer

title: Colon Blow to the Head

overview: When Nate takes his dad to the hospital for a routine colonoscopy, the exam becomes a life-endangering ordeal for Bob and Margo.

title: Colon Blow to the Head

character: Shauna

character: Nurse #1

character: Dr. Ponser

character: Nurse #2

character: New Father

character: Jamie Aegis / Rock of Aegis

title: Procrasti-Nating

overview: Forced by his parents to stop partying with Dove all night and get a job, Nate finds work at a construction site, but then goes berserk when he finds out the site is the future home of his crush Amber and her fiance Steve.

title: Procrasti-Nating

character: Josh's Mom

character: Bridgette

character: Band Member

character: The Beeze

character: Tanning Contestant

title: Amber Alert

overview: Nate believes he finally found a way to get closer to Amber when he begins a friendship with her brother. Also, Nate's friend Dove enters a freestyle fighting tournament with only internet karate training.

title: Amber Alert

character: Danny Danwood

character: Police Officer

title: Who Let the Nate Dog Out

title: Who Let the Nate Dog Out

title: Season 1

overview:
Free Ride is a Fox partially improvised sitcom starring Josh Dean as "Nate Stahlings", a recent college graduate re-adjusting to life at home with his parents in Johnson City, Missouri. The pilot episode aired on March 1, 2006.

Fox canceled the series after just 6 episodes.

title: Free Ride

title: Free Ride

title: Free Ride


title: Sydney Weekender

overview: Sydney Weekender is a travel show featuring destinations throughout New South Wales, Australia, and airs on the Seven Network in that state. The show is hosted by Mike Whitney, a former Australian Test Cricketer. This program visits various locations in Sydney and New South Wales, and looks at accommodation, dining and entertainment. It airs on Saturdays at 5:30 pm. Almost always the destinations are within New South Wales though there has been a notable exception where Whitney crossed the Murray River.

title: Sydney Weekender

original_title: Sydney Weekender


title: By the Sea

By the Sea

overview: By the Sea

title: By the Sea

overview:
By the Sea, is a 1982 BBC film starring The Two Ronnies, and written by Ronnie Barker under the pseudonyms "Dave Huggett and Larry Keith".

The film followed the extended family of "The General", played by Barker, as they went on an eventful seaside holiday. It was set on the Dorset coast in "Tiddly Cove", actually the coast between Bournemouth and Swanage. Ronnie Barker was a keen collector of saucy seaside postcards, and published several books of them. The humour of By the Sea was very much based on the colourful style of these.

title: By the Sea

title: By the Sea

overview:
By the Sea is een BBC-film uit 1982 met in de hoofdrol The Two Ronnies, en geschreven door Ronnie Barker onder de pseudoniemen 'Dave Huggett en Larry Keith'.

De film volgde de uitgebreide familie van 'The General', gespeeld door Barker, terwijl ze op een veelbewogen vakantie aan zee gingen. Het speelde zich af aan de kust van Dorset in 'Tiddly Cove', eigenlijk de kust tussen Bournemouth en Swanage. Ronnie Barker was een fervent verzamelaar van uitdagende ansichtkaarten aan de kust en publiceerde er verschillende boeken over. De humor van By the Sea was grotendeels gebaseerd op de kleurrijke stijl hiervan.

original_title: By the Sea


title: Wish Ko Lang

status: ReturningSeries

name: Wish Ko Lang:  Survivor ng MV Dona Paz nakauwi sa pamilya matapos ang 25 na taon

site: YouTube

type: Featurette

Season 10

title: Valeriana Duma

type: Teaser

overview: Valeriana Duma is survivor of the 1987 MV Dona Paz tragedy, a ship that collided with an oil tanker MT Vector, killing 4, 386 people on both ships. 27 survived with Duma being one of them, although unregistered on the manifest. 25 years later in 2012, she was reunited with her parents.

title: Valeriana Duma

character: Self

overview: Wish Ko Lang is the first wish-granting show on Philippine television. Its pilot episode was broadcast July 2002, hosted by Bernadette Sembrano. She was later replaced by Vicky Morales after Sembrano transferred to rival network ABS-CBN. The show celebrated its 8th Anniversary November–December 2010.

title: Wish Ko Lang

original_title: Wish Ko Lang


title: The Miraculous Mellops

Season 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

title: Episode 6

title: Episode 7

title: Episode 7

title: Episode 8

title: Episode 8

title: Episode 9

title: Episode 9

title: Episode 10

title: Episode 10

title: Episode 11

title: Episode 12

title: Episode 12

title: Episode 13

title: Episode 13

character: Frenchman

title: Episode 14

title: Episode 14

title: Episode 15

title: Episode 15

title: Episode 16

title: Episode 16

title: Episode 17

title: Episode 17

title: Episode 18

title: Episode 18

title: Episode 19

title: Episode 19

title: Episode 20

title: Episode 20

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

title: Episode 6

title: Episode 7

title: Episode 7

title: Episode 8

title: Episode 8

title: Episode 9

title: Episode 9

title: Episode 10

title: Episode 10

title: Episode 11

title: Episode 11

title: Episode 12

title: Episode 12

title: Episode 13

title: Episode 13

title: Episode 14

title: Episode 14

title: Episode 15

title: Episode 15

title: Episode 16

title: Episode 16

title: Episode 17

title: Episode 17

title: Episode 18

title: Episode 18

title: Episode 19

title: Episode 19

title: Episode 20

title: Episode 20

title: Season 2

overview: The Miraculous Mellops was a sci-fi/comedy television series, created by Posie Graeme-Evans and produced by Film Australia & Millennium Pictures in association with the Network Ten. Aimed at children, the first season screened on Australian television in 1991 with the second season of the series screening in 1992.

title: The Miraculous Mellops

original_title: The Miraculous Mellops


title: 1 Leicester Square

Season 1

title: Episode 1

title: Season 1

overview: 1 Leicester Square is a British chatshow hosted by Russell Brand which ran from 2 April to 31 December 2006 on MTV UK. The show featured celebrity guests, musical entertainment and various asides featuring the presenter. The show was widely viewed as a vehicle for the comeback of Brand after his sacking from MTV in 2001.

title: 1 Leicester Square

original_title: 1 Leicester Square


title: Take Me

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

character: Janet

title: Episode 3

character: Blonde woman

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

title: Season 1

overview:
Take Me is the title of a 2001 British television drama miniseries on ITV, starring Robson Green and Beth Goddard.

Take Me was produced by STV Productions and Coastal. It was filmed between October and December 2000 and first broadcast in the UK on 5 August 2001. Alex Pillai was the programmes' director.

title: Take Me

title: Take Me

character: Jack Chambers

character: Aiden

job: Art Direction

original_title: Take Me

production_countries: GB US


title: Bandila

title: Premier episode

title: Premier episode

title: Season 1

overview:
Bandila is an International Emmy-nominated late night news broadcast of ABS-CBN in the Philippines. The newscast is anchored by Julius Babao, Karen Davila, Ces Oreña-Drilon and Boy Abunda. It is aired Weeknights at 10:45–11:30 PM.

It features long story format about which the Center of Media Freedom and Responsibility stated, Bandila’s strength is its willingness to take a story and explore the various issues surrounding it. In addition, "it takes an issue to another level by adding perspective and analysis to it, thereby providing viewers a journalistic ingredient sorely lacking in many TV reports: context". Such objective causes the reports to be longer than usual.

On November 22, 2010, Bandila started letting viewers send their reactions on each news through Twitter or Facebook and later read by the anchors after each news items, thus making Bandila more interactive.

title: Bandila

original_title: Bandila


title: Leader Dog

title: Fetch Lives

title: Fetch Lives

title: Worst in Show

title: Worst in Show

title: A Poop by any Other Name

title: A Poop by any Other Name

title: Life's an Itch

title: Life's an Itch

title: TV or not TV?

title: TV or not TV?

title: Planet of the Chimps

title: Planet of the Chimps

title: Season 1

overview:
Leader Dog is an animated film series on Nicktoons. The series was produced by Animation Collective, created by Larry Schwarz and debuted in 2004. For a time a full 30 minutes series was planned, but the idea was scrapped due to lack of interest from viewers.

This show is about a spunky dog who is abducted by aliens from Planet Zmed, whose king is King Adrian, sets two of Zmed's explorers, named Dave and Blark, in search for Earth's leader; the one that everyone follows.

At the very moment that they reached the Earth, a dog was trying to escape a maximum security city pound. With so many dogcatchers chasing the dog, Dave and Blark mistook the dog for Earth's leader. Immediately, they caught the dog, and the people of Zmed swore him in as a leader.

Mainly, the newly named "Leader" is showing the people of Zmed what and how he does things on Earth. But with Leader being a dog, he is mainly showing the race what he and other dogs do on earth. With this, some of the more canine things he does are considered great feats to the Zmedians, like drinking from the toilet, playing dead, and even having a massive and rather nasty bowel movement.

The characters consist of King Adrian, the king who loves Leader and his ways, as well as Adrian's son, a spoiled young prince named Prince Guz who totally despises Leader in every way; and the twin explorers named Dave and Blark who saved Leader. Each episode is only one to three minutes long and aired randomly on Nicktoons.

title: Leader Dog

title: Leader Dog

original_title: Leader Dog


title: Man to Man with Dean Learner

Seminal Album

type: Clip

title: Garth Marenghi

overview:
Dean's first guest is his former Darkplace co-star Garth Marenghi, making his first public appearance since his 'terrible accident' which caused him to lose an ear.

He talks of his latest book The Oeuvre, which includes all 436 of his existing novels 'in one easy to read volume'. Also he gives us a tour of his studio where he's been adding painting to his considerable list of talents, and we are shown an exclusive clip of his feature film War of the Wasps.

title: Garth Marenghi

job: Production Design

character: Garth Marenghi

character: Sanchez

title: Steve Pising

overview: Dean chats with former four time Formula 5 Motor Racing World Champion Steve 'The Accelerator' Pising, who started out in motor racing in the '80s with Dean's own racing team 'The Dean Team'. He was the most famous driver The Dean Team ever had, but he may now be better known as the spokesman for a major hair-restoral company.

title: Steve Pising

character: Steve Pising

character: Marie Pising

title: Glynn Nimron

overview: Dean chats to another of his favourite clients, the 'towering figure in the world of Sci-Fi cinema for the home video market', Glynn Nimron. Glynn, star of countless movies, including Time Whackers, The Lactator and Frisk City Delta is best known for his gender-bending role as Bot 'the alien with a human heart' in television series Galacticops.

title: Glynn Nimron

character: Glynn Nimron

character: Jack

title: Merriman Weir

overview:
In this special musical edition of Man to Man Dean talks with one of the most revered folk guitarists of his generation, Merriman Weir.

Merriman plays an acoustic set of his own brand of deeply melancholy folk, but thankfully holds back from playing some of his more depressing numbers. (He once played a song so sad he made a flock of geese die).

title: Merriman Weir

character: Merriman Weir

character: Weir's Cousin

title: Amir Chanan

overview:
Amir Chanan is a self-proclaimed 'Master of the Psychic Arts' and has acted as Dean's 'personal spiritual guru' for the past twenty years.

Blessed, since the age of six, with the extraordinary ability to 'bend keys by rubbing them lightly between thumb and forefinger', Amir has come to be one of the world's most renowned but controversial psychics.

He talks about his alleged abduction by the government in 1979, his new self-help DVD Bath Buddies, and takes calls from the audience.

title: Amir Chanan

character: Amir Chanan

character: Guest on 'Deano's After Dark'

character: Susan (voice)

title: Randolph Caer

overview: Dean's planned guest for the show was celebrated British character actor Randolph Caer, who starred in films as diverse as Bitch Killer and That Duck 3: Duck in the City. Tragically, however, Randolph died the morning before the show's transmission, and so Dean puts on a 'celebration of his life, through the eyes of those who knew him best. A kind of This is Your Death'. Dean does this by showing sections of archive footage and calls on previous guests including Garth Marenghi, Steve Pising, Glynn Nimron and Amir Chanan to pay their respects to the late actor.

title: Randolph Caer

character: Randolph Caer / Garth Marenghi / Glynn Nimron / Steve Pising / Amir Chanan

character: Graham

character: Documentarienne

title: Season 1

overview:
Man to Man with Dean Learner is a British comedy chat show that was first broadcast on Channel 4 on 20 October 2006 and released on DVD on 3 September 2007. It features comedians Richard Ayoade and Matthew Holness.

Originally called Deano's After Dark, the show features Dean Learner chatting to a range of guests including Merriman Weir and Garth Marenghi.

title: Man to Man with Dean Learner

title: Man to Man with Dean Learner

overview: Ako ste voljeli genijalni Garth Marenghi's Darkplace onda ćete zasigurno voljeti i ovo jer nam dolazi od istih genijalaca koji su nam donijeli i Darkplace. Man to Man with Dean Learner je parodija na kasnovečernje talk show emisije, a voditelj je Dean Learner koji nam je poznat iz već pomenutog Darkplacea. Inače, u glavnim ulogama se pojavljuju Richard Ayoade kao Dean Learner i Matthew Holness u ulogama njegovih gostiju. Emitovano je samo 6 epizoda, a u svakoj epizodi gost je baziran na nekoj stvarnoj ličnosti.

title: Man to Man with Dean Learner

overview:
Man to Man with Dean Learner is een Britse komische praatshow die voor het eerst werd uitgezonden op Channel.  Met komieken Richard Ayoade en Matthew Holness.

De show heette oorspronkelijk Deano's After Dark en toont Dean Learner die praat met een reeks gasten, waaronder Merriman Weir en Garth Marenghi.

title: Мужской разговор с Дином Лёрнером

overview: Прямо из роскошного пентхауса в роскошном Лондонском Ист-Энде. Дин Лернер, владелец клуба и издатель высококлассных джентльменских журналов, приглашает вас присоединиться к эксклюзивному "Мужскому разговору".


title: Stars in Their Eyes

Season 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

Season 2

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

character: Self / Sheena Easton

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

overview:
Stars in Their Eyes was a British television talent show that ran on Saturday nights from 21 July 1990 until 23 December 2006 in which contestants impersonate showbiz stars. It was produced by Granada for ITV, based on Joop van den Ende's Dutch format, Soundmixshow.

It remains one of Britain's most successful shows attracting around 13 million viewers for the live grand final at the end of each series. It has one of the most memorable catchphrases in TV history: 'Tonight, I'm going to be...' and was named most popular entertainment show at the National Television Awards in 1996, 1998, 1999 and 2000.

The most impersonated stars are Elvis Presley, Cliff Richard, Cher, George Michael, Celine Dion, Kylie Minogue and Madonna.

title: Stars in Their Eyes

title: Stars in Their Eyes

original_title: Stars in Their Eyes


title: Davina

Season 1

title: Charlotte Church, Tess Daly, Vernon Kay, Max Beesley, Julian Clary, KT Tunstall

overview: TV presenter Davina McCall launches her own talk show by welcoming Charlotte Church, who also performs a new song. Other guests include showbiz couple Tess Daly and Vernon Kay, sharing the interview seat together for the first time, star of Hotel Babylon Max Beesley, and Brit Award nominee KT Tunstall, who sings in the studio.

title: Pierce Brosnan, Westlife, Martin Shaw, Patrick Kielty, Corinne Bailey Rae

overview: Davina's guests are Hollywood star Pierce Brosnan, chart-toppers Westlife and star of Judge John Deed, Martin Shaw. Music comes from soulful new singer-songwriter Corinne Bailey Rae.

title: Gordon Ramsay, Zoe Lucker, Neil Morrisey, Gloria Hunniford, Sugababes, Orson

overview: With Gordon Ramsey, Zoe Lucker, Neil Morrisey and Gloria Hunniford, and music from Sugababes and Californian band Orson.

title: Katie Price, Eammon Holmes, Girls Aloud, Ed Burn, Vittorio Grigolo

overview: Katie Price, aka Jordan, spills the beans on her recent marriage to Peter André to Davina McCall. Other guests include Eammon Holmes, Girls Aloud, who perform live, Ed Burn & Vittorio Grigolo.

title: Michelle Collins, Alistair McGowan, Beverley Knight, Omid Djalili, Cyndi Lauper

overview: Guests incude actress Michelle Collins, impersonator turned actor Alistair McGowen, singer, and star of It Take Two, Beverley Knight, comedian Omid Djalili and Cindy Lauper.

character: Self

title: Dawn French, Jill Halfpenny, Louis Walsh, Will Young, Mary J. Blige

overview: Comedienne Dawn French joins host Davina McCall to talk about her forthcoming role in Carmel Morgan's new play Smaller, working for the first time alongside ex-Yazoo singer Alison Moyet. Will Young also talks about his current ventures and performs his single Who Am I.

title: Jenny Eclair, David Gray, Lulu, Shayne Ward, Russell Watson

overview: Davina chats to British pop icon Lulu, one of the judges on the panel for the recent series Just the Two of Us. She also sings her interpretation of the classic Baby I Need Your Loving, while more music comes from David Gray, who performs his hit The One I Love.

title: Kacey Ainsworth, Jade Goody, Peter Grant, Piers Morgan, Richard Wilson, Katie Melua, Kubb

overview: Davina is joined by actor Richard Wilson and ex-Big Brother contestant Jade Goody, with music from Kubb and Peter Grant.

title: Season 1

overview: Davina was a British chat show hosted by Davina McCall. It first aired on BBC One on 15 February 2006, however, the show ended on 12 April 2006 at the end of its first series due to low ratings. One show attracted fewer than 2.3 million viewers, when it was moved to 7pm.

title: Davina

original_title: Davina


title: Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive

title: Episode 1

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Richard Bacon and Gail Porter

Jane Moore's team

David Mitchell and Lucy Porter

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Steve Furst and John Inverdale

Jane Moore's team

Alistair McGowan and Dominik Diamond

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Josie D'Arby and Robert Webb

Jane Moore's team

Russell Brand and Marcus Brigstocke

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Boyd Hilton and Ronni Ancona

Jane Moore's team

Jo Brand and Paul Foot

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Alexei Sayle and Dave Berry

Jane Moore's team

Omid Djalili and Bob Mills

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Trisha Goddard and Rob Deering

Jane Moore's team

Gyles Brandreth and Sue Perkins

title: Episode 6

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: Episode 1

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Rhys Thomas and Abi Titmuss

Jane Moore's team

Richard Herring and Jimmy Carr

title: Episode 1

character: Ken Bruce (voice)

title: Episode 2

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

"Weasel" (a bearded BBC studio employee who stood in for June Sarpong after she failed to appear) and Phil Hammond

Jane Moore's team

Jennie Bond and Chris Corcoran

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Richard Park and Olivia Lee

Jane Moore's team

Griff Rhys Jones and Paul Ross

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

James Corden and Hal Cruttenden

Jane Moore's team

Robin Ince and Dave Johns

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

overview:
Dave Gorman's team

Frankie Boyle and Kate Lawler

Jane Moore's team

Russell Howard and Rory Bremner

title: Episode 5

character: Kim

title: Episode 6

overview: The usual gameshow format changed to show Brydon appearing in a mock-episode of the BBC's "Who Do You Think You Are?" series.

title: Episode 6

title: Season 2

overview: Comedy series in which Rob Brydon plays himself as the host of a low-rent panel show

title: Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive

title: Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive

overview: Komedieserie waarin Rob Brydon zichzelf speelt als presentator van een goedkope panelshow

character: Himself - Host

character: Himself - Team Captain

character: Herself - Team Captain

original_title: Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive


title: Fun Song Factory

Specials

title: Fun Song Factory

overview: Filmed at the Polka Theatre in Wimbledon, presented by Iain Lauchlan, Sarah Davison and Dave Benson Phillips, a team of children known as "Factory Workers", and costumed versions of Postman Pat, Rupert Bear, SuperTed and Dusty the Dinosaur making special guest appearances.

title: Fun Song Factory

title: Fun Song Factory 2

overview: Filmed at the Chicken Shed in North London, presented by Iain Lauchlan, Dave Benson Phillips, and Michelle Durler, with a new team of children known as "Factory Workers". The costumed versions of Postman Pat, Rupert Bear, SuperTed made a return as special guests.

title: Fun Song Factory 2

title: Party Time at the Fun Song Factory

overview: First live straight-to-video show to begin transitioning to a standard format, featuring a standard factory set, and a cast of original characters being added - A fully-costumed dog character named Ozzy Octave (voiced by Nick Mercer), the foreman of the Fun Song Factory, and the puppets Fred Fixer (voiced by Iain Lauchlan), Talking paint pots and Sally Cat (voiced by Sally Preisig).

title: Party Time at the Fun Song Factory

title: The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm

title: Christmas Time at the Fun Song Factory

title: Christmas Time at the Fun Song Factory

title: Fun Song Factory - Fun and Games

title: Fun Song Factory - Fun and Games

title: Fun Song Factory - Nursery Rhyme Land

title: Fun Song Factory - Nursery Rhyme Land

overview: Original straight-to-video Live Shows commissioned by Abbey Home Entertainment.

title: Specials

Season 1

title: Birthdays

overview:
Ozzy helps hold a birthday party for Fred.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Justin Fletcher

Guest: Karl Woolley

Children: Alice Connor, Jade Jeffries, Mikayla Jones, Jamie Meyer & Mirren McLeod

title: Birthdays

title: Sounds

overview:
Hooter is making all sorts of random sounds.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Alex Lovell & Justin Fletcher

Children: Dayle Hodge, Elizabeth Roberts, Mirren McLeod, William Stokes & Alex Pooley

title: Sounds

title: Big and Small

overview:
The children make large and small friends with each other with help from Ozzy and help Sally overcome her fear of mice.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Katy Stephens

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Alice Connor & Jade Chaston

title: Big and Small

title: Farm Animals

overview:
Old MacDonald visits the factory.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Alex Lovell & Nick Mercer

Children: Isabella Cheevers, Jamie Meyer, Mikayla Jones, Amber Charles & Francesca Baldwin

title: Farm Animals

title: Numbers

overview:
The children and the presenters sing all sorts of counting songs.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Justin Fletcher & Alex Lovell

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Alice Connor & Jade Chaston

title: Numbers

title: Please and Thank You

overview:
Everybody is being polite and caring on Good Manners Day.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Justin Fletcher

Children: Isabella Cheevers, Jamie Meyer, Mikayla Jones, Amber Charles & Francesca Baldwin

title: Please and Thank You

title: Picnic Time

overview:
Will the weather dampen Ozzy's surprise for the children?

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Katy Stephens

Children: Dayle Hodge, Mirren McLeod, William Stokes, Marlee Whitlock, Amber Charles & Elizabeth Roberts

title: Picnic Time

title: Helping

overview:
Ozzy is extra busy today, so he asks everybody to help him out at the Factory.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Karl Woolley

Children: Isabella Cheevers, Jamie Meyer, Mikayla Jones, Amber Charles & Francesca Baldwin

title: Helping

title: Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

overview:
The crew show off what our bodies can do.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Justin Fletcher

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Jamie Meyer, Sapphire Elia, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero & Caroline Ward

title: Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

title: Colours

overview:
Ozzy and the crew show off the wonderful colours of the rainbow.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Justin Fletcher

Children: Dayle Hodge, Elizabeth Roberts, Mirren McLeod, William Stokes & Alex Pooley

title: Colours

title: Collywobbles

overview:
Strange sounds are coming through the factory and Dave wonders if it's the "Collywobbles" to blame...

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Karl Woolley

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Jamie Meyer, Sapphire Elia, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero & Caroline Ward

title: Collywobbles

title: Hide and Seek

overview:
Everyone is playing Hide and Seek, and there are quite a few surprises in store!

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Karl Woolley

Children: Dayle Hodge, Mirren McLeod, William Stokes, Marlee Whitlock, Amber Charles & Elizabeth Roberts

title: Hide and Seek

title: Making Friends

overview:
Everybody shows ways on how to become a good friend.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Justin Fletcher

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Jamie Meyer, Sapphire Elia, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero & Caroline Ward

title: Making Friends

title: Senses

overview:
The crew shows different ways on how to use their senses.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Karl Woolley

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Alice Connor & Jade Chaston

title: Senses

title: Music

overview:
As usual, the crew show off the different kinds of music that can be played in the factory.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Justin Fletcher

Children: Alice Connor, Jade Jeffries, Mikayla Jones, Jamie Meyer & Mirren McLeod

title: Music

title: Creepy Crawlies

overview:
Creepy Crawlies are all throughout the factory today!

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Alex Lovell

Children: Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Jade Chaston, Isabella Cheevers & Elizabeth Roberts

title: Creepy Crawlies

title: Wild Animals

overview:
Professor Plimsoll and Arnold the Orangutan visit the factory, and it goes a bit wild with them!

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Katy Stephens & Justin Fletcher

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Yasmin Hickson, Dayle Hodge, William Stokes & Caroline Ward

title: Wild Animals

title: Times of the Day

overview:
The crew learn how to tell the time.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Alex Lovell & Justin Fletcher

Children: Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Jade Chaston, Isabella Cheevers & Elizabeth Roberts

title: Times of the Day

title: Transport

overview:
Everybody travels through various modes of transport.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Alex Lovell

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Alice Connor & Jade Chaston

title: Transport

title: Water

overview:
Ozzy shows the crew how amazing water can be.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Alex Lovell

Children: Alice Connor, Jade Jeffries, Mikayla Jones, Jamie Meyer & Mirren McLeod

title: Water

title: Seasons

overview:
The crew learn about the four seasons in a year.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Justin Fletcher & Katy Stephens

Children: Dayle Hodge, Mirren McLeod, William Stokes, Marlee Whitlock, Amber Charles & Elizabeth Roberts

title: Seasons

title: Letters and Words

overview:
The crew learn about the letters of the alphabet.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips & Katy Stephens

Children: Kizzi Carnegie, Yasmin Hickson, Dayle Hodge, William Stokes & Caroline Ward

title: Letters and Words

title: People Who Help

overview:
The kinds of humans who help us visit the factory.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Alex Lovell & Karl Woolley

Children: Myles Anderson, Jenny Cachero, Jade Chaston, Isabella Cheevers & Elizabeth Roberts

title: People Who Help

overview: Standard-format television series commissioned by GMTV.

title: Jungle in the Jumble

title: Jungle in the Jumble

title: Number 10

title: Number 10

title: Important People

title: Important People

title: Noise

title: Noise

title: Scared

title: Scared

title: Friends

title: Friends

title: Teddy Day

title: Teddy Day

title: Bed Time

title: Bed Time

title: Energy

title: Energy

title: Under the Sea

title: Under the Sea

title: Happy

title: Happy

title: Colours

title: Colours

title: Rain

title: Rain

title: One

title: One

title: In the Garden

title: In the Garden

title: Strange People

title: Strange People

title: Boats

title: Boats

title: Under

title: Under

title: In the Town

title: In the Town

title: Christmas

title: Christmas

title: Birds

title: Birds

title: Soft

title: Soft

title: Hands

title: Hands

title: Mice

title: Mice

title: Favourite Songs

title: Favourite Songs

title: Kings and Queens

title: Kings and Queens

title: How Do You Feel?

title: How Do You Feel?

title: Songs to Please Cal

title: Songs to Please Cal

title: Songs to Please OJ

title: Songs to Please OJ

title: Songs to Please Cookie

title: Songs to Please Cookie

title: Songs to Please Melody

title: Songs to Please Melody

title: Songs to Please Paige

title: Songs to Please Paige

title: Transport

title: Transport

title: In the Sky

title: In the Sky

title: Hot

title: Hot

title: Favourite Food

title: Favourite Food

title: Words

title: Words

title: Tiny Creatures

title: Tiny Creatures

title: Blue

title: Blue

title: Snow

title: Snow

title: Sad

title: Sad

title: Spiders

title: Spiders

title: In the Countryside

title: In the Countryside

title: Yellow

title: Yellow

title: Things That Grow

title: Things That Grow

title: Cats and Dogs

title: Cats and Dogs

title: Up and Down

title: Up and Down

title: Two

title: Two

title: Sailors

title: Sailors

title: Fun Song Farm

title: Fun Song Farm

title: Five

title: Five

title: Easter

title: Easter

overview: Rebooted series commissioned by CITV.

overview: Fun Song Factory is a British preschool children's show centered around a factory where music is created. In it, live presenters alongside children come inside and sing a number of nursery rhymes, which depend on per episode. It was one of the first songs-based shows to be filmed in front of a live audience of children.

title: Fun Song Factory

original_title: Fun Song Factory


title: Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere

Series 1

title: Episode 1

overview: Living in such a confined space proves more difficult than they first thought and, without any suitable home entertainment, they end up sampling the local nightlife where Max's new dance moves are a hit with the infamous Belgrano sisters.

character: Gypsy Joe

title: Episode 2

overview: Paddy is soon disenchanted after dabbling in the world of adult films and, on the road, disaster strikes when the motor home breaks down. This leads to a night spent sleeping rough in the woods with Max engaging in a few revealing campfire confessions.

character: Mick Bustin

character: Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon

character: Tina

character: Brian Potter

title: Episode 3

overview: Max bumps into one of his old school friends, only to find out a dark secret that turns his life upside-down.

character: The Wolfster

title: Episode 4

overview: Max and Paddy are in prison and, to make matters worse, they have an unwelcome visitor.

character: Raymond the Bastard

character: Joyce

title: Episode 5

overview: Down on their luck, Max and Paddy quite literally hit on some good fortune.

character: Old Farmer

title: Episode 6

overview: A speed camera is the catalyst for a string of bad luck.

title: Series 1

overview: Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway.

title: Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere

character: Maxwell "Max" Bygraves

character: Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea

job: Creator

job: Editor

job: Producer

original_title: Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere


title: Politics Now

overview:
Politics Now was a Scottish political programme produced and broadcast by STV in northern and central Scotland. The programme, broadcast for 40 weeks of the year, on a Thursday evenings after the main ITV news, covered all of the big Political developments in Westminster, Brussels and Holyrood in detail.

The programme was presented by STV's political editor Bernard Ponsonby with features reports and contributions from the rest of STV's political unit - Westminster correspondent Harry Smith, political correspondent Jamie Livingstone and freelance reporter David Torrance. The programme was originally presented by former political correspondent Michael Crow until his departure from the station in January 2009.

The series was replaced in 2011 by Scotland Tonight, which broadcast Mondays to Thursdays on STV covering current affairs and politics.

title: Politics Now

original_title: Politics Now


title: The Tube

Season 1

title: Strike

title: Strike

title: 24 Hours

title: 24 Hours

title: One Under

title: One Under

title: Rush Hour

title: Rush Hour

title: Women Drivers

title: Women Drivers

title: Heatwave

title: Heatwave

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: Underground Crime

title: Underground Crime

title: Mind the Gap

title: Mind the Gap

title: Under Pressure

title: Under Pressure

title: The Ups and Downs

title: The Ups and Downs

title: Open All Hours

title: Open All Hours

title: All Change Please

title: All Change Please

title: Season 2

Season 3

title: Under Attack (Part One)

title: Under Attack (Part One)

title: Under Attack (Part Two)

title: Under Attack (Part Two)

title: Special Operations

title: Special Operations

title: Losing It

title: Losing It

title: Tickets Please

title: Tickets Please

title: Off The Rails (Stress)

title: Off The Rails (Stress)

title: The Train Set

title: The Train Set

title: Moving On (Old & New)

title: Moving On (Old & New)

title: Busking Underground

title: Busking Underground

title: Season 3

overview:
The Tube is a British television programme shown on ITV London and certain BSkyB television channels including Sky Real Lives and Sky3.

It is a documentary/docusoap about the London Underground network, and follows London Underground workers—drivers, station staff, managers, and so forth—showing the Underground system to the public through their eyes.

The programme was produced by Mosaic Films first for Carlton Television, and later for ITV London and Sky Travel. To date, there have been three series produced, including a two-part special on the 7 July 2005 London bombings. The series is now sometimes repeated, mostly on Pick TV.

title: The Tube

title: The Tube

original_title: The Tube


title: Ladette to Lady

Season 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 5

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: Episode 1

overview:
Eggleston hall finishing school re opens and invites some of Britons worst Ladettes to enrol. As the new ladettes arrive, the Eggleston hall teachers soon realise that they have been set a huge challenge.

The new girls are stripped of all their ‘ladette’ clothes and piercings, and from now on at all times must wear the Eggleston hall Uniform, Tweed suits and pearls.

As the strict regime of lessons begins the ladettes find that finishing school is going to be a lot harder than they had anticipated. Liz Brewers sexual etiquette lessons tug a few unexpected heartstrings with Becky Squire, self confessed man eater- who vows to change for good.

The ladettes introduction to high society comes in an invitation from the Cunliffe-Listers to a shooting weekend at their grand stately home, Burton Agnes Hall. The lure of alcohol and a wide selection of eligible bachelors is too much for some of the girls, who quickly revert to type.

Back at Eggleston hall, the first of the weekly assessments are a lot harder than the ladettes had imagined, the teachers do not hold back in their criticism. The first ladette is asked to leave.

title: Episode 1

title: Episode 2

overview:
This week in Ladette to Lady the girls have there biggest challenge yet, to host a dinner party for over twenty guests. The girls will have to cook a three course meal, including home made ravioli and engastrated fowl, a goose stuffed with eight other birds.

The Ladettes are given a makeover, hairdressers to royalty Judy and Mimo Russo arrive at Eggleston Hall to transform them into

sophisticated ladies.

But a pub trip jeopardises 1 girls' opportunity to join the dinner party festivities and socialise with the guests.

And yet another girl will be asked to leave Eggleston Hall.

title: Episode 2

title: Episode 3

overview:
In Episode 3 of Ladette to Lady, the remaining 6 ladettes are set their most demanding and exciting challenge yet, they have the chance to be chalet girls in Switzerland. In true Eggleston Hall tradition the head of a Chalet girl recruitment company, Cleone Stenhouse returns to the finishing school after many years, to recruit some new blood.

Cleone only has three jobs in Verbier, so the remaining three girls willl have to stay at Eggleston Hall. The girls learn to make beds, clean and cook in altitude, in preparation for their interviews with Cleone. Clara, Victoria and Fran are ecstatic when they hear that they have got the jobs. They set off to the Ski resort of Verbier.

The chosen ladettes soon find out that they have got their work cut out being a chalet girl, but still manage to indulge in some Apres Ski. Meanwhile the girls back at Eggleston have been set a strict regime of work and are rewarded with a quiet drink at the pub, but the girls just can't resist the lure of the local nightclub and local men...

Once again another girl is asked to leave.

title: Episode 3

title: Episode 4

overview:
This week the teachers leave the five ladettes alone at Eggleston Hall to host a country house weekend. They will be provided with domestic staff including a butler and must lay on two days of well-planned hospitality for a selection of eligible bachelors.

Leaving the ladettes in charge of Eggleston Hall is a huge gamble and there’s little sign they are up to the challenge. Taken to a smart bar in Harrogate by Etiquette teacher Liz Brewer the ladettes get plastered and Essex Hairdresser Frances Rowe flashes her breasts. The following morning they are confronted by cookery teacher Rosemary Shrager who asks if any of them really become ladies? Frances is chastened and she tearfully confesses all promising to turn over a new leaf. Over the next few days the ladettes are determined to show the staff that they can behave like responsible young adults and the prospect of some of their favourite bachelors coming to stay provides additional motivation.

On Friday morning the staff leave the school and Frances Rowe is left in charge of the key. She’s determined to prove that she could be lady of the manor but scouser Louise Porter has other ideas and starts drinking almost as soon as the teachers have gone. By the time the guests arrive Louise is getting out of control and after dinner she tries to get everyone to play a risqué game called

Bottom’s which involves blindfolding the bachelors and making them feel their hostess’s bottoms. Frances is having none of it and decorum briefly prevails. But the tension erupts in a ugly catfight in the early hours and the Frances and Louise have to be separated by their appalled guests.

The following morning Principal Gill Harbord is called back to the school and one of the girls expelled. The four ladettes remaining, try hard to get the house party back on track and with the teachers due to return for the black-tie dinner dance on Saturday evening there’s everything to play for. Remarkably, the ladettes rise to the occasion and the evening is an unexpected success.

The following morning the girls face the ordeal of the weekly assessments and this week the price of failure is especially harsh. The girl who is expelled today will lose the chance to reach the final week which climaxes in a grand Society Ball

title: Episode 4

title: Episode 5

overview:
It's the fifth and final week at Eggleston Hall and only three ladettes are left at the Finishing School. Now they face the ultimate challenge: to "come out" at a Debutantes' Ball. Wearing dresses they have made Eggleston Hall the ladettes will each make an entrance and be judged on their poise, grooming, confidence and elocution by a selection of aristocrats including Lady Alexandra Roche, Sir David Roche and Sir Tobias Clarke. The ladettes will come out alongside seven real debutantes and failure to measure up will result in public humiliation. It's the final test of whether Finishing School has worked and at the end of it one of the ladettes will be declared the winner.

In addition to preparing for the Ball the girls must pass exams in all subjects in order to graduate. They've got just four days left to perfect their flower-arranging, elocution, deportment, and to make a gigantic seven-tiered cake which will be on display at the ball threatening to collapse spectacularly if they get it wrong.

The Ball is being held at a grand country house in North Yorkshire. As the first debutantes make an entrance the staff are in despair: the competition looks insurmountable. But as the ladettes make an entrance in their stunning Lindka Cierach ball dresses they are truly unrecognisable. The girls have performed better than any of the teachers expected and the aristocrats are suitably impressed. And after five weeks the people who sent them to Eggleston Hall in the first place - their parents - arrive at the Ball to behold the finished articles.

All that remains is for the teachers to decide who shall be declared the winner.

title: Episode 5

title: Episode 6

title: Episode 6

title: Season 2

title: Week 1

overview:
The ladettes have just 5 days to prepare for their first big test a ‘Fruits de Mer’ luncheon at one of Scotland’s most magnificent stately homes, Manderston where they will meet the eligible bachelors. They will be expected to show off what they’ve learnt at Finishing School so far, including how to tackle sophisticated food with appropriate table manners. The girls first lessons is Oyster eating and the results are disastrous. Army girl Simone returns her half digested shellfish to the table. “It felt like I was swallowing my own phlegm you know?”

In the 1950’s it was essential for a lady to be correctly dressed for every occasion. Mrs Brewer asks the girls to show her what they might wear to the end of week task. Unimpressed she asks them to choose from her hand picked selection of clothes. Most of the girls delight in the options but again it’s Liverpudlian, Charlotte Donoghue who causes trouble and refuses to change out of her revealing dress. It’s not a move designed to impress Mrs Brewer who informs her she looks like an, “absolute slut” and that “she can’t go to lunch showing her breasts”. A fight ensues and Charlotte storms off calling Mrs Brewer “a slut” in return. A crisis meeting is called and Charlotte leaves Eggleston Hall, after just 2 days, having learnt nothing.

Having missed a whole day of classes the ladettes are ill prepared for the end of week task but still manage to turn the eye of the eligible bachelors.

The next day the ladettes face the ordeal of the weekly assessments. One by one the girls must face the staff and account for their performance at the luncheon and in class. Then the first ladette will be ‘invited to leave’ Eggleston Hall and a car is already waiting to take her away. The ladettes get the roasting of a lifetime and one by one their hard façade is stripped away leaving some in tears, and none wanting to be the first to leave.

title: Week 1

title: Week 2

overview:
At the start of their second week at Finishing School six ladettes are faced with a daunting challenge. On Saturday night a selection of eligible bachelors are coming to Eggleston Hall and the girls must cook them an elaborate 3 course dinner including soufflé pancakes. Under the fearsome tutelage of cookery teacher Rosemary Shrager, the girls have got just five days to master some of the most testing techniques in haut cuisine.

But it’s not just the dinner that’s worrying the staff. This term’s ladettes are the worst intake yet, indeed the teachers are unsure they are teachable at all. They hope that a physical transformation might motivate them to act like ladies. Three grooming experts are drafted in and a whole day is spent eradicating the last vestiges of ladette style.

The teachers are so impressed with the results that, just like the finishing school girls of the 1950’s, they allow the ladettes a night out at the local pub. Mrs Shrager sends them off with the warning,

Her warning is not heeded the girls hit the bar with vengeance. Simone Webber throws up with in ten minutes of arriving and soon after Cockney rebel Holly Clements is straddling and snogging one of the unsuspecting locals. On the girls drunken return to the hall Mrs Shrager is “appalled” to find the girls drunk, disorderly and very disrespectful.

The morning after the girls face the wrath of the teachers, but Army girl Simone Webber has reached her limit and lashes out at them, storming out.

Mrs Shrager finds her packed, ready to leave and riddled with guilt. She manages to persuade her, for the first time in her life, not to walk away from a difficult situation, “If you threw the towel in now you would be doing yourself a big injustice” . Her punishment fits her initial crime, she and Holly were sick in the minibus on the way home from the pub and now they have to clean it up.

On the eve of the dinner party the girls are informed there will be a division of labour. Simone and Holly will be hostesses and Neema, Nicole, Amber and Kelly will be the cooks. For Holly the honour is a dubious one,

The test, a dinner dance for 9 eligible bachelors, gets off to a rocky start, pandemonium ensues in the kitchen and Holly ignores her duties as a hostess leaving Simone to struggle on alone. The bachelors arrive to an empty hall and Holly announces that she’s “forgotten to put her knickers on.” Miraculously the dinner is a success and Mrs Shrager is pleased, “I think it is amazing as far as the food is concerned”. Dancing follows, but soon drink gets the better of most of the ladettes, leaving Holly to be put to bed by Mrs Hardboard, Amber Jaques drinking herself into a stupor and the rest of the ladettes drunkenly abandoning their guests, who are not amused.

The standards of Eggleston Hall are unswervingly high and the following morning the ladettes face the ordeal of the weekly assessments. There are the usual tears and tantrums but this week a shocking revelation changes everything. The staff face a difficult decision but finally reach a unanimous decision about who should be expelled.

AUSTAR

title: Week 2

title: Week 3

overview:
It’s the third week of term at Eggleston Hall, at the end of which the ladettes will be tested to the limit. They have been invited, by leading society hostess Lady Apsley, to a day of swimming, champagne and fine dinning at one of the countries grandest and most notorious country houses ‘Cliveden’.

But before the week even starts a departure throws the school off course. Under the cover of darkness, nightclub bouncer Kelly Simpson has fled. A difficult week followed by a harsh assessment proved too much for her.

The week stumbles on and art teacher Susan Wilson opts for shock tactics in the hope of re-engaging the girls. The girls are to paint a male nude. They giggle their way through the class but all sense of purpose and focus has gone.

With a grave situation and a vacancy at the school a decision is made to bring back old girl and Liverpudlian Louise Porter in the hope her arrival will reignite competition between the ladettes. Last year Louise was a a foul-mouthed, hard-drinking torrent of trouble, but she showed natural aptitude in class, and Gill Harboard was convinced she could change. The girls are not impressed with the new arrival.

But the plan to instill competition in the wayward girls backfires, the old ladettes refuse to compete and instead turn to drink. Mrs Shrager catches them red handed and a show down follows. Nichole looses her temper and reveals that her anger stems from the death of her two brothers over 10 years ago. “I was a very messed up angry little girl”

The punishment is harsh – P.E at 7 a.m. in the morning. All the girls have to take part but none of them apply themselves and all treat it as a joke. Mrs Shrager is pushed to breaking point. Tensions are at boiling point and the future of the term on a knife edge. Finally the stand off is broken when 27 year old Simone Webber crosses enemy lines and apologizes for the girls’ behavior.

After the week from hell the Ladette’s now must face their most spectacular test yet; pool side drinks and a champagne reception followed by a lavish French dinner at Cliveden.

The champagne reception and dinner bring surprising successes, occasional sobriety and army girl Simone Webber thinks she may have finally turned a corner, “ I am beginning to love myself now, there is lady in me it’s just trying to get out”.

Unsupervised nightcaps in the library plunge the girls back into scandal with a saucy game of spin the bottle.

At the end of the week assessments the girls must face the consequences of their actions. Tears and tantrums follow and despite an arduous week not one girl wants to loose their place at the hall.

title: Week 3

title: Week 4

overview:
It’s the fourth week of term at Eggleston hall and this week the Ladettes face their first ever public end of week task. They and the eligible bachelors have been invited by Lady Amber Leighton to attend a luncheon at an international polo match. One of them will also be required to present a prize and make a speech. If recent behaviour is anything to go by it could be an unmitigated disaster.

After a tense start to the week, a lesson with bohemian art teacher Susan Wilson should be a perfect tonic but today they have to paint portraits of the School Principal. Unbeknown to the girls the one who shows the most potential will be sent on a date with a bachelor of her choice. Simone refuses to apply herself and gives Mrs Harboard a green face. Nicole wins and chooses to dine with the rakish Jonathan Saxby.

Being the penultimate week competition between the girls is growing. A simple dressing down from Mrs Shrarger about their messy dorms results in a screaming match between rivals Louise and Nicole.

Nicole’s date is a romantic triumph and Jonathan Saxby is genuinely impressed, “She oozed confidence tonight” and Nicole delighted in the glamour of the evening “It’s like being treated like a little princess you always dream of things like this”.

The other ladettes who have been allowed down the pub are in a decidedly less sophisticated frame of mind. Binge drinking is the order of the night but 27 year old Simone Webber refuses to join in. “ I have been here 4 weeks now and during that 4 weeks I have realised a lot of things about myself and it’s beginning to frighten me a little bit because I have realised what a prick I have been over the years”. Cockney rebel Holly Clements is far from impressed with the new sober Simone and instead instigates drunken East End style knee’s up with the locals. On the girl’s late return, relations between drunken Holly and abstemious Simone flare up resulting in Mrs Harboard having to step in to stop a fight.

The day of the polo match arrives and it’s Simone who has been chosen to make the speech. The girls are on best behaviour and Holly manages not to drink and has a revelation “ I don’t need drink to have a laugh I can have a laugh without having a few” Simones pre-speech nerves result in a few social misdemeanours but she redeems herself by delivering a flawless speech. The whole day is a resounding success. The following morning the girls face the ordeal of the weekly assessments – and this week the price of failure is especially harsh. The girl who is expelled today will lose the chance to attend the final week’s graduation ceremony.

title: Week 4

title: Week 5

overview:
It is now the final week at Eggleston Hall and with just three ladettes left, the competition is stronger than ever. There has been a huge transformation in the girls over the last five weeks and now that it is coming to the end they definitely feeling the pressure. The week will be one long test for the girls; at the end of which they will face the ultimate challenge: to ‘come out’ at their ‘Graduation Ceremony’. The ceremony will be based on the Queen Charlotte Ball started by King George III in the 18th Century, which was still one of the major events of the London calendar for debutantes in the 1950’s. The big difference for our ladettes is only one girl will emerge victorious.

Dance is the first lesson of the week. The girls have to practice a waltz for the graduation ceremony and already Holly is throwing tantrums. In elocution the girls are told they will each have to make a 5 minute speech which strikes fear in the heart of Romford Rebel Nicole.

On the eve before the graduation ceremony the girls join the teachers for supper and they reflect on what they will take away from the hall. One of the biggest revelation is for binge drinking tiny tearaway Holly who has finally realised that “I can have one or two and still be myself and enjoy myself without falling everywhere and making a plonker of myself I suppose”.

The morning of the Graduation Ceremony finally arrives. Just like the debutants of the 1950’s; each girl much execute three elements with meticulous precision: a staircase walk; an audience with members of the aristocracy and a waltz. On top of that they have to perform their nerve-wracking speeches.

The girls are pampered and preened all morning to achieve the Queen Charlotte Debutant look but Louise is not impressed with the results and throws a fit.

The waltzes are a success and the moving and accomplished speeches leave most of the audience and staff in tears. Finally the teachers retire to decide who is to win the honour of being called a true lady. A decision has to be made and after a long discussion with many disagreements Gill Harbourd makes her choice and there is elation as the winner is revealed.

title: Week 5

title: Season 3

Season 4

title: Series 4, Episode 2

title: Series 4, Episode 2

title: Series 4, Episode 3

title: Series 4, Episode 3

title: Series 4, Episode 4

title: Series 4, Episode 4

title: Series 4, Episode 6

title: Series 4, Episode 6

title: Season 4

Season 5

title: Series 5, Episode 1

title: Series 5, Episode 1

title: Series 5, Episode 2

title: Series 5, Episode 2

title: Series 5, Episode 3

title: Series 5, Episode 3

title: Series 5, Episode 4

title: Series 5, Episode 4

title: Series 5, Episode 5

title: Series 5, Episode 5

title: Series 5, Episode 6

title: Series 5, Episode 6

title: Season 5

overview: A group of loud, foul-mouthed, uncultured & unpleasant Ladettes, who like to drink & smoke & who are often sexually promiscuous, are given a five-week course in learning how to behave like a real lady. They are sent to Eggleston Hall, a finishing school for women. It was specially re-opened in order to try and change the ladettes' habits.

title: Ladette to Lady

title: Като дамите

original_title: Ladette to Lady


title: Mind of Mencia

Season 1

title: Episode # 101

overview: In the premiere episode, Carlos enlists the help of fellow comic Peter Boyle to read his hate mail, and then he investigates racist road signs.

title: Episode # 101

title: Episode # 102

overview: Carlos uncovers the world of ""Desperate Gardeners"" and destroys all of your useless, outdated technology with the help of ""mini-Gallagher.""

title: Episode # 102

title: Episode # 103

overview: Carlos “Out the Beaner”, lays down the law with stupid people as “Judge Carlos”, and discovers the last white guy left in the barrio.

title: Episode # 103

title: Episode # 104

overview: “Cultural Explorer” Carlos takes a look at West Hollywood’s gay community, and later reveals his new clothing line, “Sean Juan”.

title: Episode # 104

title: Episode # 105

overview: Carlos' Supreme Court picks; ``Carlos the Dinosaur'' teaches kids about real life; ``Why Aren't You Working'' questions, where Carlos goes around the town and bugs people that don't have jobs.

title: Episode # 105

character: Young Girl

title: Episode # 106

overview: Carlos and rapper Method Man tackle the ""N word''; Carlos reviews summer movie releases.

title: Episode # 106

title: Episode # 107

overview: Carlos explores what women want in a man, with his special guest Gene Simmons. Carlos also redefines holidays, including Father's Day, Easter, Christmas/ Hannukah, and Thanksgiving.

title: Episode # 107

title: Episode # 108

overview: Carlos hosts the first ""Dee Dee Dee"" Awards, and with the power of freedom of speech let's anyone say anything.

title: Episode # 108

title: Episode # 109

overview: This episode starts out with Carlos giving some helpful advice about tattoos. Carlos learns to tyalk to animals. We have a segment of the ""Newlymets"". Carlos finishes off the episode with another great segment of ""Why the **** is this News?""

title: Episode # 109

title: Episode # 110

overview: The Wetbacks face off against the Crackers in a Biker Build Off. Carlos goes on a rant about white people being too ""soft"" on their children. Carlos goes to a Renaissance fair. He ends this episode with a set of his ""Badass Back to School"" equipment, and we find out who won the Biker Build Off.

title: Episode # 110

title: Episode # 111

overview: Carlos openly proclaims that the American goverment has not been too smart lately with everything that happened with hurricane Katrina. Next, Carlos compares how black and white people do the same things, but what they do are named differently. Carlos has a segment of ""Ask Whitey"", where Asian, black, and Mexican people ask White people questions. Finally, Mariachi Carlos sings songs to various people about how crazy what they're saying is.

title: Episode # 111

title: Episode # 112

overview: High gas prices are a target this week as Carlos sets out to see what people will do to save money at the pump. Also featured is Carlosâ€™s brother Joseph with his new DVD collection.

title: Episode # 112

title: Episode # 113

overview: In this episode Carlos goes over the first season and picks out the “Best Of” moments. He gets a few visitors from pervious episodes.

title: Episode # 113

character: Shakey

title: Season 1

Season 2

title: Episode # 201

overview: Carlos is back for an all new season of Mind of Mencia! This week Carlos takes a look at all the stupid stuff that people did while he was gone. He reveals his big secret in "Wetback Mountain," and he gives a piece of his mind to people who are trying to hang onto their youth in "Act Your Age."

title: Episode # 201

title: Episode # 202

overview: Carlos takes on Kanye West and his huge ego. Then he hits the streets to see if it's harder out there for women or men. He also introduces us to some lady dancers who are not only big on moves but big in a lot of other ways too.

title: Episode # 202

title: Episode # 204

overview: Carlos discusses the hot topic of illegal immigration, hits the streets to investigate if people should hit their kids, and gives spring break tips like only Carlos can.  Also, Peter Boyle pays Carlos a visit to help translate the real meaning of bumper stickers.

title: Episode # 204

title: Episode # 205

overview: Carlos hits the street to find out what the race of the future will look like. He also helps people with their problems through the use of cool R&B slow jams as "Carlos Smoov

title: Episode # 205

title: Episode # 206

overview: Carlos sends a special message to baby "Tom-kitten". Then he gives us his answer to The Soprano's with his own version of the show featuring a Hispanic crime family (with special guest star Cheech Marin!). He also whips a group of whiny, stupid people into shape as Drill Sergeant Carlos.

title: Episode # 206

title: Episode # 207

overview: Carlos hits the streets to ask the question "Is Gay the New Black?," featuring special guest star Robin Williams. He also investigates what it would have been like if Jesus was married, in the first installment of "That's F*cking Historical

title: Episode # 207

title: Episode # 208

overview: Carlos takes a look back with some of his favorite moments from the second season so far and explains how he came up with all this crazy stuff. Featuring clips from "Wetback Mountain," his Kanye West video, and "It's Hard out Here for a Ho" with Dave Attell.

title: Episode # 208

title: Episode # 209

overview: Carlos takes us back in time and reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment. Also, Carlos introduces a new "music video" by the mega rich "Sheik Rapper." And Carlos shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.

title: Episode # 209

title: Episode # 210

overview: Carlos treats a group of senior citizens to a sushi dinner to find out what they think about sex, politics, and immigration in "Dinner for 75 and Over." Also, Carlos takes a look at classic fairy tales and retells them with a Mencia spin

title: Episode # 210

title: Episode # 211

overview: Carlos hits the street to ask people what America would be without immigrants. Then, the ghost of Johnny Cochran is back for another installment of "Judge Carlos

title: Episode # 211

character: Engineer

title: Episode # 212

overview: Carlos hits the streets to advise people how to make their dreams come true, and talks with Tony Hawk about how to realise his own skateboarding dreams. Also, we take a trip into the future to see what the news will be like in 2026.

title: Episode # 212

character: Babysitter

title: Episode # 213

overview: Carlos makes his famous" DeeDeeDee" catch phrase into a music video. Also, Carlos hosts a wrestling tournament that pits religious icons against one another. Tune in to find out who will rule the earth in Carlos' "Royal Religious Rumble" with co-host WWE's The Edge.

title: Episode # 213

title: Episode # 214

overview: Carlos takes on advertising and shows what ads would look like if he infused them with truth. Also, Carlos spies on his biggest fan's middle-class white neighbors in a segment Carlos calls "Watching Whitey."

title: Episode # 214

title: Episode # 215

overview: Carlos makes his own version of "Pirates of the Caribbean" starring Jamie Kennedy and Tracy Morgan. Also, Carlos discovers if stereotypes are real by finding unwitting "athletes" to participate in the first-ever installment of "Stereotype Olympics."

title: Episode # 215

title: Episode # 216

overview: Carlos takes a look back at the most memorable moments from the latest season of his hit show.

title: Episode # 216

title: Season 2

Season 3

title: Episode #301

overview: Carlos is back for a Third Season on Comedy Central.  Carlos's favorite talking dinosaur, Carlosaurus Rex makes a come back to sing his songs for the children.

title: Episode #301

title: Episode #302

overview: Carlos introduces us to his version of Barato.  Also included, Carlos heads to TV central for Iraq E!TV, to show us the new line-up for fall.

title: Episode #302

character: Johnny

title: Episode #303

overview: "Are You Smarter than a Wetback?" is a new game show that Carlos introduces.  Rappers in prison and their experience behind bars, is the music video of the week.

title: Episode #303

title: Episode #304

overview: Is America ready for a Female President?  That is the question that Carlos hits the streets with.  Special guests and a poetry event also take center stage.

title: Episode #304

title: Episode #305

overview: Freedom of Speech does it really exist or is it a figment of our imaginations?  Club Carlos is introduced with the motto: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dee-Dee-Dees!

title: Episode #305

title: Episode #306

overview: Carlos takes on a sensitivity training class.  Then the world of speed dating where Carlos dresses as a Latina woman trying to find a mate.

title: Episode #306

title: Episode #307

overview: The first Latino Super-Hero makes his way onto the screen.  Then Carlos talks with some friends about jobs they should never have.

title: Episode #307

title: Episode #308

overview: It's highlights from Season 3 with original introductions by Carlos.

title: Episode #308

title: Episode #309

overview: Carlos sets out to expose why people don't want to vote for a black president.  Carlos also knows he is not the only one to do racial impressions, so he hits the streets to prove his point.

title: Episode #309

title: Episode #310

overview: Judge Carlos makes a come back...to set everyone straight and lay down the law Carlos Style. Wild animals do not belong in the city, but Carlos is going to show a few how to.

title: Episode #310

title: Episode #311

overview: The winner of the "So You Think You Can Rant" challenge is announced.  The Arab store clerk Punji returns, and Bill Clinton as the "First Man" as seen through the eyes of Carlos.

title: Episode #311

title: Episode #312

overview: A spoof of the television shot "Man vs. Wild" is profiled, which lands its host in the ghetto.  Paging Dr. Carlos, don't worry he gets all the Dee-dee-dees.

title: Episode #312

title: Episode #313

overview: Kids and video games are making the news.  So Carlos wonders how the kids would handle being sucked into a video game.  We see the return of "Future News" with Fernando Rosalindo.

title: Episode #313

title: Episode #314

overview: The Stereotype Olympics are back, as Carlos lights the ceremonial torch.  Then Carlos has to ask why there are not more Mexicans in movies.

title: Episode #314

title: Episode #315

overview: Is the human race worth saving, Carlos and the aliens set to find out.  Dean Carlos has some heart to heart straight forward guidance for some high school students.

title: Episode #315

title: Episode #316

overview: Holding tradition Carlos takes a look back at season 3.  Highlights from the season are profiled.

title: Episode #316

title: Season 3

Season 4

title: Episode #401

overview: Carlos has developed a children's show that he hosts, that takes place in unknown but developing nation.  We also get a peek at what an office would be like if he had Alzheimer's.

title: Episode #401

title: Episode #402

overview: High gas prices are on Mencia's list this time.  He tackles the world of the hybrid-car driver.  He has a service offer to the celebrities who decide to fan their drug problem to the world.

title: Episode #402

title: Episode #403

overview: Want to know how to make a woman happy? Carlos has some suggestions, if you dare.  A gay man is a small town is honored in a Carlos way.

title: Episode #403

title: Episode #404

overview: The rising cost of rice, creates new crime.  Who had it harder as kids, teens, or the elderly? Carlos seeks to find out.

title: Episode #404

title: Episode #405

overview: What would you do if you were president?  Carlos hit's the streets and asks that very question.  Are you a home owner in crisis? Carlos has some helpful hints.

title: Episode #405

title: Episode #406

overview: Carlos takes us though the ins and outs of a gay wedding.  While Emo Carlos, makes an appearance he sings to us about his mom hugging him...a lot!

title: Episode #406

title: Episode #407

overview: Carlos give a tribute to the late George Carlin.  With the help of Robert Schimmel they take a look at Jewish culture.  Carlos loves the USA and he tells us why.

title: Episode #407

title: Episode #408

overview: Carlos takes us on a trip to a racial theme park.  He also uses a time machine to go back in time and help man kind.

title: Episode #408

title: Episode #409

overview: Carlos is back reading hate mail.  Also, speaking ill of the dead, will they do it?  Carlos takes to the streets to find out.

title: Episode #409

character: Blue State Dad

title: Episode #410

overview: Wrapping up the forth season, we meet a breed of superheroes with disabilities that fight crime.  An elderly black man is the center point of a blues song that Carlos sings.

title: Episode #410

title: Season 4

overview: Mind of Mencia was an American television comedy series on the cable channel Comedy Central. Hosted by Carlos Mencia, it aired from 2005 to 2008.

title: Mind of Mencia

character: Host

original_title: Mind of Mencia